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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alrighty then, you've all convinced me of the course of action that I must take. I shall let the hair on my face burst forth with new freedom and vitality, I shall GROW OUT MY BEARD!

...and the devil... THE DEVIL, I SAY!... with the consequences! I shall throw off the shackles of razorburn!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should bring back the Abe Lincoln look. Top hats and suits and all that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats the spirit! You da man!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes let the beard control your face. give in to your inner wild untamed hair
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Beard Revolution is upon us!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked I'm so excited, I should excuse myself. And yes, Blaster very nice. Simon, you've also got it down very nicely. Digit, you frighten me sometimes (I'm still upset about the yankee comment, because I don't remember an apology). And the very best of luck to you Crotchfire. Please keep us posted on the progress of your facial hair. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

InvaderJess wrote:
Digit, you frighten me sometimes


He does it to all of us... but we love him for it!

And about the beard revolution: many countries have gone through it and to some, it's not optional, but one is supposed to have a beard of at least one fist long. Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran come to mind. It's big fashion in many parts of the world.

Including, lately, Indonesia, which is very funny, because Indonesians don't have that much beard to grow, so to have that in the length of one fist... Indonesian beardgrowers look stupid.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All hail the great Beard-leader!!!

Uhm, who is that btw?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



I'm just guessing here, but I think it's that guy.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that's the leader of the Bearded Egg Clan...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Them too, actually. As we all know, people with beards are all Chaotic Evil and usually have only a bit higher Int score than your average orc, so they pretty much rule by strenght. Whoever kicks the most ass points out asses for others to kick. And this guy kicks ass, lemme tell ya.


"Go forth, my bearded legions!"


See?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First of,
Nair stinks I agree, I used it sometimes and I just don't anymore. You can't use that the same day you're going out, you can't see people after you used it, it stinks so bad
But like hm, she said, there are some that don't stink too.
Anyway
Secondly there are Nair products that are especially for facial hair or bikini line and stuff like that, you just bought the wrong one. And personnally I don't think it -really- makes a difference unless your skin is -ultra- sensitive. It's just a question of making more money. Girls will buy 10 products instead of 1 ya know.

Thirdly about your beard, I'm 25/girl. My opinion is beards are fine, no beards are better, and mustache alone is the worse thing on earth. My friend wanted to have his beard removed with lazer, but he won't of course. When you grow older, you'll probably be happy you have a beard. A lot of men are. My father is anyway.

I hate shaving too, I don't know if it's -worse- for us girls, I think it's probably an equal pain in the ass for both gender. I guess the only difference that would make it worse for girls is that guys don't really -have to- shave. It's ok if you go around with a beard ya know, if you're a girl you can't go around with hair on your legs or under your armpits. So you have to shave all the time. Unless you're single and it's winter I guess, it gives us a break.

Damn hair, as soon as I can afford it I'm getting most of it removed with lazer. It better work.

Oh another trick, you should change the razor blade as often as you can afford it, that will help with your irritation and stuff.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We mustn't forget these guys:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... omgwtfbbq...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huhhuhhuh... you said bbq... huhhuhhuh
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Huhhuhhuh... you said bbq... huhhuhhuh


Well, they *are* from Texas...and there's this. Smile

EDIT: Different link to same thing.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some kinda possible spyware thing asks to install
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BaconNeggs wrote:
Some kinda possible spyware thing asks to install


Oops. I love Firefox, which blithely ignores all that crap. Try this one instead, and I'll go back and change the previous.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firefox still feels slow to me, I prefer Opera.
Plus i feel like I'm casting magic spells when i use their mouse gestures. =P
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BaconNeggs wrote:
Firefox still feels slow to me, I prefer Opera.
Plus i feel like I'm casting magic spells when i use their mouse gestures. =P


I haven't noticed any speed issues, and safety trumps all for me regardless, because I tend not to think consciously about it very often. I'm also on a Mac (which makes spyware a negligible issue to begin with), and I spent about a week with Opera before I politely declined. I'd consider it the second-best of the options I've tried - by a wide margin over third, fourth and beyond - but second still.

[obscure mac reference]What's really a shame is that Cyberdog went into limbo. It rocked for as long as it was being developed.[/obscure mac reference]
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to each their own. people i've spoken to have noted same things i've said.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BaconNeggs wrote:
to each their own. people i've spoken to have noted same things i've said.


No need to refer to obscure other people. You like what you like, and I wasn't trying to change your mind. I was explaining why a link with an apparent problem got posted on my watch.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To get back on topic: shaving one's nutsack with an electric clipper is the real challenge.

Oh yeah, and moustache - beard = child molestor.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Oh yeah, and moustache - beard = child molestor.


...or '70s porn star. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... and you would know shaving your pubs off is a challenge how?
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