I hate shaving.

Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:50 pm Post subject:

Alrighty then, you've all convinced me of the course of action that I must take. I shall let the hair on my face burst forth with new freedom and vitality, I shall GROW OUT MY BEARD!

...and the devil... THE DEVIL, I SAY!... with the consequences! I shall throw off the shackles of razorburn!
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject:

You should bring back the Abe Lincoln look. Top hats and suits and all that.
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Frost · Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject:

Thats the spirit! You da man!
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agrajag25 · Gender: Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 7 Location: Cozy Canada

yes let the beard control your face. give in to your inner wild untamed hair
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:42 pm Post subject:

The Beard Revolution is upon us!

InvaderJess · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:24 am Post subject:

I'm so excited, I should excuse myself. And yes, Blaster very nice. Simon, you've also got it down very nicely. Digit, you frighten me sometimes (I'm still upset about the yankee comment, because I don't remember an apology). And the very best of luck to you Crotchfire. Please keep us posted on the progress of your facial hair. Wink

Munan · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:08 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:12 am Post subject:

All hail the great Beard-leader!!!

Uhm, who is that btw?
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I'm just guessing here, but I think it's that guy.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:52 am Post subject:

No, that's the leader of the Bearded Egg Clan...
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Them too, actually. As we all know, people with beards are all Chaotic Evil and usually have only a bit higher Int score than your average orc, so they pretty much rule by strenght. Whoever kicks the most ass points out asses for others to kick. And this guy kicks ass, lemme tell ya.

"Go forth, my bearded legions!"

See?
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capfett · Gender: Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 94

First of,
Nair stinks I agree, I used it sometimes and I just don't anymore. You can't use that the same day you're going out, you can't see people after you used it, it stinks so bad
But like hm, she said, there are some that don't stink too.
Anyway
Secondly there are Nair products that are especially for facial hair or bikini line and stuff like that, you just bought the wrong one. And personnally I don't think it -really- makes a difference unless your skin is -ultra- sensitive. It's just a question of making more money. Girls will buy 10 products instead of 1 ya know.

Thirdly about your beard, I'm 25/girl. My opinion is beards are fine, no beards are better, and mustache alone is the worse thing on earth. My friend wanted to have his beard removed with lazer, but he won't of course. When you grow older, you'll probably be happy you have a beard. A lot of men are. My father is anyway.

I hate shaving too, I don't know if it's -worse- for us girls, I think it's probably an equal pain in the ass for both gender. I guess the only difference that would make it worse for girls is that guys don't really -have to- shave. It's ok if you go around with a beard ya know, if you're a girl you can't go around with hair on your legs or under your armpits. So you have to shave all the time. Unless you're single and it's winter I guess, it gives us a break.

Damn hair, as soon as I can afford it I'm getting most of it removed with lazer. It better work.

Oh another trick, you should change the razor blade as often as you can afford it, that will help with your irritation and stuff.

desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

We mustn't forget these guys:

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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject:

... omgwtfbbq...

Aramor · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject:

Huhhuhhuh... you said bbq... huhhuhhuh
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

Some kinda possible spyware thing asks to install
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:27 pm Post subject:

Firefox still feels slow to me, I prefer Opera.
Plus i feel like I'm casting magic spells when i use their mouse gestures. =P
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject:

to each their own. people i've spoken to have noted same things i've said.
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Blaster · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:32 pm Post subject:

To get back on topic: shaving one's nutsack with an electric clipper is the real challenge.

Oh yeah, and moustache - beard = child molestor.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

... and you would know shaving your pubs off is a challenge how?

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