We have a date

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject:

*Prepares the champagne for the big day.*
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bewtifulfreak · Gender: Joined: 13 May 2005 Posts: 26

Major congrats to you and your wife on the upcoming arrival of your little angels.

I look forward to hearing all about your Adventures in Parenting, and seeing lotsa pictures of the sproglings! Very Happy

Kakwik · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject:

I signed up just so I could offer my CONGRATS to you two. Don't forget to spoil New Mom rotten for the next little while. Smile

capnez · Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 6

All the best to you and especially to your wife! I bet she's the greatest wife of all time, at least according to your descriptions! I wish you both (actually, all four of you) good luck! I love alp, but I fully understand your move. Thank you for promising that you won't be gone forever. It will be a hard time for me without alp, but I am afraid your time with the twins will be harder! Wink

Live long and prosper, you, your wife and your children!

moojie · Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 1

Thats cool about the twins, its also my girlfriend's birthday so wooo. Lol. No point to that but still.

Corinna · Gender: Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Posts: 10

Wow! Congratulations Bernie!

You just don't know how much I admire you two. It's really really hard to find a couple on this planet that seems to be so in to one another. May love and patience be with you all, for the rest of your lives.

Best wishes! Very Happy

By the way, have you talked already about the names of your babies? Please let us know about them!

Lyingbastard · Gender: Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 12

Congrats, Bernie & Ms. Bernie.

Witnessing your own birth is, I'd imagine, disgusting and a bit cathartic. If you want disturbing, try finding the tape of your own CONCEPTION.

Blaster · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject:

Congratulations, B!
I wish everyone the best. Don't worry so much; you'll figure it all out. Less competent people than you have raised kids. Wink

Keep us posted, when possible.

Blaster out.
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject:

Congratulations, being a parent is both the most frustrating and rewarding thing in the world. Oh, and a bit of advice on twins, especially identical twins identification is important. Paint the tonails of one of them so you know which is which. Trust me on this one. My grandma had to do it to my dad and uncle. It helps big time.

Gabby · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 8

People probably tell you what a good father you're going to be because you have a good sense of humor, and are apparently easygoing.
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George · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 19

Good luck Bernie, you're gonna need it. Wink

devil · Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 14

Big congrats Bernie

Hydrargentium · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:26 am Post subject:

AAATripper · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:43 am Post subject:

Naming his children Preston and Abe could lead to bad things. i.e.

*Bernieh: Hi honey, Preston got laid by Corrina today.

*Wife: WHHHAAATT!!!! *Slaps Bernieh* I'm filing for divorce. THe kids are only a few weeks old and you're already teaching them about sex! Shame on you.

*At this point Bernieh, shaken from the slap with the might of a thousand Xenos, confusedly walks over to the sofa to reflect on what the hell just happened.*

Berney, stay away from those names. They will bring only pain to your household. Pick something nice like Zeev, or Boris.

to be continued by the next person to post on this topic.....
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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Firstly, most excellent Bernie, much love, luck and joy to you and your burgeoning family unit.
Secondly, do you realise you've got a load of internet/sci-fi nerds to care about something other than the inconsistencies of an episode of Deep Space Nine? As a result, we're sending you to Israel to sort that mess out. I believe you know Sharon... Laughing

Thirdly, all this talk of Abe and Preston as the names for your children is madness. Boris and Zeev, on the other hand, is genius.

Mr Xeno · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: Re: We have a date

hobo · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject:

hey! congatulations man! ur gunna have kids! (well actually ur wife is) and u both are going to love them, cherish them, adore them, buy those baby bouncer things so they can bounce, teach them to read, not to swear, cuddle them at night, and watch them grow up. they will be the best thing that will ever happen to u guys, and in doing so will make ur life hell, but dont worry, its all good.

btw bernie, do u have a job? because u shouldn't spend too much time on ur job, no matter how much money it brings. its always true that the family prefers their quality time with you MUCH MORE than any amount of moolah you rake in. so balance the two.

Anyway, good luck to you guys, im sure both of u will make good parents. have lots of fun and ALWAYS MAKE A PHOTO ALBUM. seeing myself as a little bubbi always calms me down when im mad. so make a photo album and then ur saved when ur kids are, say, 12ish

Good luck man
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slippy666 · Gender: Joined: 26 Feb 2005 Posts: 17

That's awesome .... congrats
also that's my birthday ... except i'll be 23 lol ... they be very creative children just to let you know bernie ... take care
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NotDeadYet · Gender: Joined: 01 Jul 2005 Posts: 21

Congrats to Bernie and Mrs. Bernie!!!
As an Aunt of twin boys (18 months old) I can say they seem to be a lot of work, but also a great deal of joy.
My nephews have completely different personalities and it's amazing to watch them. They also hold hands when they are in the stroller. It's too cute. And a shout out to Mrs. Bernie for being able to carry so long. Your little guys are going to be super healthy and super strong.

BaconNeggs - I love your picture. Killer Bunny Rocks!!!! I have one too. We could start a gang.

Lynn · Gender: Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 11

That is so exciting! Have fun with your new babies and I hope your wife has an easy time of it.

Lynn

Sharwnthla · Gender: Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 1

It seems to be the season for babies. My bother and his lovely Lady are due the 12th of this month, although she could pop any moment now ::peeks at the phone:: Keep a good sense of humor and you guys will be ok. I wish you and your lady all the happiness (and lots of sleep) in the world. Very Happy

Maildetorres · Gender: Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 7

Maybe people think you're gonna be a good father, because they think you already have toys for your babies...
Bad thing those toys are our favorite webcomic characters.
Congratulations!!!!

Jackson Marten · Gender: Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Posts: 8

Surely, you won't let a couple of paltry rugrats worry you so much! I mean, come on! Mom used the TV as a babysitter for ME, and quite effectively so! I turned out to be completely normal!

But seriously. Thanks for a great comic, and good luck! The kids are quite fortunate to have such a sense of humor directly involved in their life!
Cool

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Acidic · Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:21 pm Post subject:

Hey congrats man.Love your comics and hope everything goes good with the twins.

seserakh · Gender: Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 1

OH SNAP THAT IS MY BIRTHDAY.

Your kids will be exactly 21 years younger than I am. Try for 4:53 AM to make it exact! 5:53 AM Eastern time!!

-Cherie

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