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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:55 pm    Post subject: What is going on?!? Reply with quote

So, lately, this forum seems to be filled with rythm methods, veneral diseases and broken condoms.

And today, when I came to the website, picture my astonishment when these two ads appeared on top of the site (you know, the "ads by Goooooogle" bit):

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Genital Warts Treatment
Removes warts by killing the virus By Waldon Research Corp. Buy Now.


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Genital Warts
How dangerous are Genital Warts? The medical facts may surprise you.


Now what the fuck is going on here? Does Google, like, keeps track of what people are talking about on this forum and figured out we might be interested in this?
Did Bernie sell space for this add, since he figured our obsession with these topics came from us actually having such inconveniences?

Is it because there is a guy named Crotchfire on this forum?

Am I the only one this happened to?

Am I going mad?

Is it schizofrenia or paranoia?

Help....?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! There's another one!!!!!!!!!


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"I no longer have Herpes"
Ingest the energetic imprint of the Virus to stay outbreak free forever

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey hey HEY!!

I will not be a scapegoat here, there's absolutely no way to transfer venereal diseases over the internet!

Don't even think about blaming me for your genital warts!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe there is but we hav'nt found out how yet...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm getting ads for job posting boards. But I'm already employed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get viagra ads all the time in my email.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:27 pm    Post subject: Re: What is going on?!? Reply with quote

munan wrote:
Is it schizofrenia or paranoia?

Help....?


Ah come on. We're all schizo... well, maybe you are, but I sure as hell ain't. Oh shut up, you haven't even registered on this forum, so let me do the talking. Yeah well, but you suck. Oh yeah, don't make me bitch-slap you! I'll bitch-slap you back!!!

*Bitch-slaps himself*

What the frig did you do that for? I said I'd slap you back! Yeah well, there was no reason for that! Sure there was! No there wasn't!!! Shut up! You shut up!!! Stupid! Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo! Ohh... hey wait... are you guys still reading this? Oh boy...

Anyhoo, it's a conspiracy! It's Sheep propaganda!!! As a matter of fact, there's one behind you!!!

No there isn't! I told you to go away!! Now wait, don't you start quoting LotR again... yeah, good point. Come here, you knuckle-head... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We should all say "post-modern meta-fiction" a lot in the next week or so and see how they deal with that Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Genital herpes pictures
Search for genital herpes pictures online
- fast results



Confused [/u]
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We should all say "post-modern meta-fiction" a lot in the next week or so and see how they deal with that Smile


Okay! That's it. Now I'm really getting paranoid... How did you know I studied literature....?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Genital herpes pictures
Search for genital herpes pictures online
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Confused [/u]


Shit! I accidently clicked on that one... what will my girlfriend think if she stumbles upon it through the history of my webbehaviour?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errm... delete it out of your history?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the Google ad does, is that it finds the most commonly used words and searches for it over... Google. They figure that if they do that, you'll find something that you'll find interesting in the ad or something. I heard about it a while ago. They were thinking of making big billboards that are like TV screens. When you come near it, it looks for something you like. Say, dragons. It'll show something dragon related, because you like it. That's what they're doing here. People are talking about stuff, so Google finds the most commonly used words and puts an ad up. It's not a conspiracy.

If you want proof, say "dragon" a bunch of times then look at the ads.

Dragon dragon dragon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xeno.Morph wrote:
What the Google ad does, is that it finds the most commonly used words and searches for it over... Google. They figure that if they do that, you'll find something that you'll find interesting in the ad or something. I heard about it a while ago. They were thinking of making big billboards that are like TV screens. When you come near it, it looks for something you like. Say, dragons. It'll show something dragon related, because you like it. That's what they're doing here. People are talking about stuff, so Google finds the most commonly used words and puts an ad up. It's not a conspiracy.

If you want proof, say "dragon" a bunch of times then look at the ads.

Dragon dragon dragon.


Actually, I don't see anything dragon-related.

I see this:

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Genital Warts Treatment
Removes warts by killing the virus By Waldon Research Corp. Buy Now.


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Prevent Herpes Outbreaks
Proven method and fully guaranteed Stop herpes outbreaks & cold sores


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Same here...

Oh wait, now I see:

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Password Management
Comprehensive Solutions for Enterprise Security Management


and

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McFarlane
Predator & Alien figures & toys Spawn, rock & movie maniacs figures

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I used to see. Now it's all warts and herpes... The horror!

Wait, what's this?

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Improve your writing


... yeah, baby!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:

Okay! That's it. Now I'm really getting paranoid... How did you know I studied literature....?


*jumping up and down* Fellow lit-geek! Yay, yay, yay!

(And I still think p-m m-f would have been more fun than dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon) Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue dragons, red dragons, yellow dragons, purple dragons, orange dragons, green dragons, brown dragons, black dragons, white dragons, grey dragons, rainbow dragons, transparent dragons. Three dragons decided to practise meditation together. They sat by the side of a dragon and closed their dragons in concentration. Then suddenly, the first dragon stood up and said, "I forgot my dragon." He steeped miraculously onto the dragon in front of him and walked across the dragon to their dragon on the other side.
When he returned, the second dragon stood up and said, "I forgot to put my dragon to dry." He too walked calmly across the dragon and returned the same way. The third dragon watched the first two carefully in what he decided must be the test of his own abilities. "Is your learning so superior to mine? I too can match any dragon you two can perform," he declared loudly and rushed to the dragon's edge to walk across it. He promptly fell into the deep dragon.
Undeterred, the dragon climbed out of the dragon and tried again, only to sink into the dragon. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time sinking into the dragon. This went on for some time as the other two dragons watched.
After a while, the second dragon turned to the first and said, "Do you think we should tell him where the dragons are?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry Cog, still seeing herpes stuff
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inkmonkey wrote:
Sorry Cog, still seeing herpes stuff


It will take a little while - we said stuff about uhm, certain illnesses and ways of preventing them quite a lot.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn you, herpes! The fact that I'm saying herpes in order to damn herpes is making it even harder for the herpes to go away!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dragon herpes!
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Cookie? I like cookies.

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