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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks at Google Ads... password stuff? Whatever...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon Says wrote:
My balls are carried around in a wheelbarrow...

Yes, in the world's smallest wheelbarrow.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which world? Vulgarion? Yup, that's right. That world's smallest wheelbarrow is 16 cubic meters.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is it always necessary to say someone else has a small penis/balls? Does it make you feel better? Do you have small genitalia? And do you need to hide it by trying to imply someone else has smaller genitalia?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's generally accepted by culture that having small genitalia is bad

takes the japanese for example. in anime, boobs are only big enough when they have thier own orbit around the sun

why is it neccesary? dunno
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I never said anything about the frank, just the beans. And I was merely trying to counter absurdity with humor.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and I counter it with smartassiness
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always remember, guys, you can carry two grains of sand around in the world's largest wheelbarrow. It doesn't make the grains of sand any bigger Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit, I got burned!

Now I'm scarred for life!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Shit, I got burned!
Now I'm scarred for life!


That's OK, a well-placed scar can be kinda hot.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Absolutely. Like a testiment to manliness.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Grabs his Swiss-army knife*

Ok Mr. Weener, just hold still, this won't hurt long... I'm just gonna make a scar and... Shocked Surprised Sad Embarassed Crying or Very sad

*High squeeky voice*
Ouch...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit........ Since that *cough* surgery....... I no longer have my c**k or my b***s, 4 the matter.*cough* Becoming a droid is so frustrating!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

InvaderJess wrote:
Absolutely. Like a testiment to manliness.


Or a testament to clumsiness... <points at scar on knee>
Or stupidity <scar on eyebrow>

is the manliness diminished if you admit you wept like a baby? Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that depends on how old you were...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My scar is under the eye. Got punched in the face, woot. A true battle scar.

Wierd thing is that it didn't actually hurt.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got one on my forearm as a testament to my rage and ferocity. One on my toe as at testament to my ego. One on my finger as at testament to my resilience. One on my elbow as testament to my intensity.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And because we get them too:

under my chin: impatience
on my knee: clumsiness
between my breasts: underwire bras and bad posture don't mix-ness

(I cried during the creation of that last one, I was 35 at the time, and I don't care what anyone thinks of me for sobbing hysterically, considering the circumstances.)
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two on my right knee: go really fast and then crash with your bike-ness
Four or five on my legs, three on my left arm, one on my right arm: scratching-out-of-boredom-ness
One between my left hand's pinky and ring-finger: sit on the pavement and try to get your arms in front of you while you're cuffed-ness (don't ask)
Too much to count on my right hand: rowing-ness
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've survived thus far without too many scars, but I do have a few. One on my ankle where a guy at college ran over me with his skateboard. Yeah, skateboard.

And one on my arm where I sliced myself with a scalpel after being told not to fool around with the scalpel. I was twelve, I think. All I can say is, "Worth it!"
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, I also have a scar on my forehead, also from going with my nails over my forehead one time to many... but it's hardly noticeable... and I have a scar above one of my ankles, where I bumped into a screw... and I have some scars on my elbows... from bumping into walls...

Come to think of it, I sound really clumsy...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're talking scars now? Cool.

I have quite a bit of those along my body, not exactly because I live an extremely active life, with extreme sports, street fighting and basically dancing along the proverbial edge. I just scar really easy.

Both of my arms are riddled with small scars from a little horseplay with household pets. You know, dogs, cats... things like that. Actually, now that I think of it, my arms are pretty much one huge net of scar tissue. I'm not sure if I have any nerves left there, either. I was playing "that's my fucking frisbee" with our cousin's dog(a pureblood schaefer, by the way. you wouldn't think so, though. the fucker's as big as a fucking pony.) and he bit me several times on my arms and hands(in a "playful" manner, I hope) and I only noticed it afterwards, drinking coffee; my right arm was dripping quite a bit of blood on the tablecloth. Noice.

I also have this weird looking scar going straight in the middle of my nose, from between the eyes to the tip. I got it at a "fight" of sorts at school some years ago. Being the little nerd I am, I occasionally became the target for the frustration of some of the jock fuckos in our class. I made some less-than-flattering comments about a classmates intelligence and he started pushing and punching me. Problem was that I was simply larger than him, so he yelled his cronies(I do so love that word) to hold me down. All three of 'em too. Somewhat flattering, no?
Anyhoo, while the three other fuckos were holding me down, the angeree(making words up now) tried to hit me in the face, but since I struggled and tried to shake Uno, Dos and Tres off me, he didn't quite hit me. His thumb did, though. Pretty much split the little skin and flesh that covers the nose. Funny thing was, that it didn't really feel too bad. It just looked pretty fucking severe. All... splitty.

I just love to ramble.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, total list:

Under me eye: Nver piss off a man with iron for fists and crap for brains.

On my knee: Fell on pavement when I was 5-ish years old.

Forearm: Papercut... seriously.

4 on my foot: All from burning my feet on judo mats.

Forehead: When I was a little kid I bumped my head on a railing. Barely visible now thank god.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:

Forehead: When I was a little kid I bumped my head on a railing. Barely visible now thank god.

Wouldn't it be cool if you had, like, a permanent dent on your head. You could cheerfully bounce along the smelly city streets New Hampshire, on your bright coloured BMX bike and then randomly flip off and kill people. When the cops arrive, you just lift your hair and show them the huge dent on your head and be all like "It's not me! I was crazied when small and impressionable!" and they'd be all like "Oh, okay. Sorry we mentioned, please don't sue us" and be forced to give two thirds of their cleverly hidden donut stash.

I think about these things often.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could ofcourse just go totally fuckin' ape-shit and start killing people, then when the cops arrive, you cap the motherfuckers, then when more cops arrive, you reach for your M16 and make swiss cheese out of their cars, and then when more cops arrive, you show them your minigun and they'll be all like "it's a fucking warzone down here" and you totally kill all of them and then you start shooting down choppers and shit and then the rest of your gang arrives in dune buggies with M60's on top and you get this mayor gang war/police shootout and then the Predator jumps in and you all start shooting around and he slices and dices every last one of you and then Harrigan shows up and finally kills the Pred only to find out that Aliens are about to engulf the city in more death and destruction, and he then teams up with Ellen and they like totally overthrow the Party (down with Big Brother) and then the Triffids kill them but thank Eru that Han Solo and Chewie were near, caus they grab the MG42 which Lucas and his team turned into a Repeating Blaster and kill all the Triffids and then take off in the Millenium Falcon, thinking it is save, but actually it is not, caus Godzilla is wreaking havoc upon the remainder of the city, but then The Order Of The Stick arrives, and Elan bores Godzilla to death with his stupid songs and then all of a sudden my inspiration was gone...

Make a movie out of that Spielberg!
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