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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok, must find better excuse that still makes me look like a complete LotR Geek...


How about "It was a test, and I passed, frightening though I was for a time. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Aramor."?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, are you trying to turn me into a she-elf? Try this one:

My evil-me made me do it!!!

No I didn't!
Yes you did.
I'm not your evil-us...
Oh yes you are.
Oh no I am not.
Oh shut up.
You shut up!
...
...

...

Shut up, shut up. He finally shut up. We told him to shut up and shut up he did. Oh happy days... *does bouncy jumpy hyperactive bunnyhopping dance*
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude, are you trying to turn me into a she-elf?


Why not, since you seem to want to make me a dude. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, I used dude in a non sex defining term? Oh whatever, I didn't pay attention to whether you are a dude or not. Fine, punish me if you have to, but please... don't try to turn me into a she-elf again.

Which brings up the next point. If Morgoth mutilated elfs to make orcs, why don't we see she-orcs?

And then, yet a new point. Why do I use she- as a thingy to say something is female... dudes and she-dudes, please tell me. Or don't... I just needed a sentence to use the word she-dudes... ok, I'll shut the f' up now...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Oh whatever, I didn't pay attention to whether you are a dude or not.


How could you not?

aramor wrote:

dudes and she-dudes, please tell me


Isn't it 'dudes and dudettes'?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah it is, but it was late yesterday. Well actually not, but I was tired...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the hell did a conversation about nudity marches at home turn to the dudette/she-dude controversy?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Uhm, I used dude in a non sex defining term? Oh whatever, I didn't pay attention to whether you are a dude or not. Fine, punish me if you have to, but please... don't try to turn me into a she-elf again.


The quote is non-sex defining as well; a female character just happened to say it. I don't remember "...and my coochie will go into the West with me" at the end of it or anything Smile

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And then, yet a new point. Why do I use she- as a thingy to say something is female... dudes and she-dudes, please tell me. Or don't... I just needed a sentence to use the word she-dudes... ok, I'll shut the f' up now...


She-dudes. If I start seeing Google ads for hermaphrodite porn, I'll be looking to you to pay my therapy bills Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I avoid wearing clothes when at all possible. I'm almost always naked at home. One year, when I was just out of college, I rented a house with my boyfriend, my best friend, and his girlfriend. None of us liked wearing clothes- it was the Year of No Pants. Our friends got to be veeery cautious about dropping by unexpectedly.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

desert_drum wrote:
She-dudes. If I start seeing Google ads for hermaphrodite porn, I'll be looking to you to pay my therapy bills Wink


Dude, Randal gets of on that shit... so why not give it a try ourselves.

She-dudes, hermaphrodites, "best of both worlds", chicks with d*cks...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best of both worlds?

What have you been smoking?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, nothing yet...

But well, I think you have to be a Kevin Smith fan to understand that joke...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:

Dude, Randal gets of on that shit... so why not give it a try ourselves.

She-dudes, hermaphrodites, "best of both worlds", chicks with d*cks...


I will grant you that he is A God. However, gods have a colorful history of doing many things I don't want to try. Fortunately, I can't try most of them, lacking siblings Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Normally, I'd just ignore a hypothetical text link for hermaphrodite porn. But you guys had better be careful --- sometimes Google puts graphical ads up there!!

Not that there's anything wrong with hermaphroditism.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GRAPHICAL ADS!!!
Shocked Surprised Confused Smile Very Happy

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!!!

Ok, that sounded lame...

I'll stick to dragons...

Dragons Smaug Scatha Lonely Mountain Goblins Orcs Uruks Olog-hai Furry-feet Strider Thranduil Esgaroth Khand Rhun Harad Haradrim Easterling Mumaks Black Ships Wain Riders
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A monkey, in a hollowed out watermelon... what would it do?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A monkey, in a hollowed out watermelon... what would it do?


uhmmm.... ask for a typrewriter and write Shakespeare?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Given enough time, even a monkey can write a Shakespeare!"

"What the fuck is a Shakespeare!?!"

10 points to who-ever tells me the names of the two persons I just quoted...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what, pray tell, are said points good for? Self-esteem?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, well, yeah, errm, its, you know, uhh... beats me...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The points are there for experiance so you can level up... someday.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, exactly...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To get this thread back on topic: my nuts are hanging out right now.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch it, Google might put up a graphical ad...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My balls are carried around in a wheelbarrow...
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