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| Aramor wrote: | | Ok, must find better excuse that still makes me look like a complete LotR Geek... |
How about "It was a test, and I passed, frightening though I was for a time. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Aramor."?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, are you trying to turn me into a she-elf? Try this one:
My evil-me made me do it!!!
No I didn't!
Yes you did.
I'm not your evil-us...
Oh yes you are.
Oh no I am not.
Oh shut up.
You shut up!
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Shut up, shut up. He finally shut up. We told him to shut up and shut up he did. Oh happy days... *does bouncy jumpy hyperactive bunnyhopping dance*
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desert_drum
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Dude, are you trying to turn me into a she-elf? |
Why not, since you seem to want to make me a dude. 
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Aramor
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Uhm, I used dude in a non sex defining term? Oh whatever, I didn't pay attention to whether you are a dude or not. Fine, punish me if you have to, but please... don't try to turn me into a she-elf again.
Which brings up the next point. If Morgoth mutilated elfs to make orcs, why don't we see she-orcs?
And then, yet a new point. Why do I use she- as a thingy to say something is female... dudes and she-dudes, please tell me. Or don't... I just needed a sentence to use the word she-dudes... ok, I'll shut the f' up now...
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:57 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Oh whatever, I didn't pay attention to whether you are a dude or not. |
How could you not?
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dudes and she-dudes, please tell me |
Isn't it 'dudes and dudettes'?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:06 am Post subject: |
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Yeah it is, but it was late yesterday. Well actually not, but I was tired...
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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| How the hell did a conversation about nudity marches at home turn to the dudette/she-dude controversy? |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Uhm, I used dude in a non sex defining term? Oh whatever, I didn't pay attention to whether you are a dude or not. Fine, punish me if you have to, but please... don't try to turn me into a she-elf again. |
The quote is non-sex defining as well; a female character just happened to say it. I don't remember "...and my coochie will go into the West with me" at the end of it or anything
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And then, yet a new point. Why do I use she- as a thingy to say something is female... dudes and she-dudes, please tell me. Or don't... I just needed a sentence to use the word she-dudes... ok, I'll shut the f' up now... |
She-dudes. If I start seeing Google ads for hermaphrodite porn, I'll be looking to you to pay my therapy bills 
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| I avoid wearing clothes when at all possible. I'm almost always naked at home. One year, when I was just out of college, I rented a house with my boyfriend, my best friend, and his girlfriend. None of us liked wearing clothes- it was the Year of No Pants. Our friends got to be veeery cautious about dropping by unexpectedly. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| desert_drum wrote: | | She-dudes. If I start seeing Google ads for hermaphrodite porn, I'll be looking to you to pay my therapy bills |
Dude, Randal gets of on that shit... so why not give it a try ourselves.
She-dudes, hermaphrodites, "best of both worlds", chicks with d*cks...
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Best of both worlds?
What have you been smoking? |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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Uhm, nothing yet...
But well, I think you have to be a Kevin Smith fan to understand that joke...
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: |
Dude, Randal gets of on that shit... so why not give it a try ourselves.
She-dudes, hermaphrodites, "best of both worlds", chicks with d*cks... |
I will grant you that he is A God. However, gods have a colorful history of doing many things I don't want to try. Fortunately, I can't try most of them, lacking siblings
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Normally, I'd just ignore a hypothetical text link for hermaphrodite porn. But you guys had better be careful --- sometimes Google puts graphical ads up there!!
Not that there's anything wrong with hermaphroditism.
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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GRAPHICAL ADS!!!
   
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!!!
Ok, that sounded lame...
I'll stick to dragons...
Dragons Smaug Scatha Lonely Mountain Goblins Orcs Uruks Olog-hai Furry-feet Strider Thranduil Esgaroth Khand Rhun Harad Haradrim Easterling Mumaks Black Ships Wain Riders
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| A monkey, in a hollowed out watermelon... what would it do? |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | A monkey, in a hollowed out watermelon... what would it do? |
uhmmm.... ask for a typrewriter and write Shakespeare?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:54 am Post subject: |
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"Given enough time, even a monkey can write a Shakespeare!"
"What the fuck is a Shakespeare!?!"
10 points to who-ever tells me the names of the two persons I just quoted...
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And what, pray tell, are said points good for? Self-esteem?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:49 am Post subject: |
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Uhm, well, yeah, errm, its, you know, uhh... beats me...
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| The points are there for experiance so you can level up... someday. |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, exactly...
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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To get this thread back on topic: my nuts are hanging out right now.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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Watch it, Google might put up a graphical ad...
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| My balls are carried around in a wheelbarrow... |
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