Nakedity

RobinHood3000 · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 224

Bah to denim; khaki cargoes are the way to go.

I dunno, I've never been particularly comfortable naked. Perhaps I'm just overly self-conscious.
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Wize · Gender: Joined: 28 Feb 2005 Posts: 64

ONLY when I'm home alone. I don't think my roommates would like me running around the apt-plus my roommate's dog is a bit too frisky most of the time. I wouldn't want to expose my member to that inraged canine.

InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject:

Wow, I'm sorry I missed the birth of this topic...

Personally I enjoy being naked. Especially when I'm sleeping. I like to sleep naked. A lot. Being naked in general is pretty groovy too.

Oh God, I just said groovy, didn't I?

Aramor · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:32 am Post subject:

jennif · Gender: Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 111

I feel the same way, except I prefer to sleep in the nude. It's a different frame of mind. Try it some time!

~j

Inkmonkey · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:08 am Post subject:

Why do so many women enjoy sleeping in the nude, but none of them want to do it while I am with them? Crying or Very sad

I mean, sure, the door was locked, but if they didn't want me in there they shouldn't have bought one that could be so easily picked. It's just plain common sense, people.
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InvaderJess · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:17 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:03 am Post subject:

Munan · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:37 am Post subject:

This is getting nasty...

And indeed, I sleep in the nude - so do the women I sleep with

(actually, that's just bragging, of course I should've written: so does the woman I sleep with)
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InvaderJess · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:02 am Post subject:

Inkmonkey · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:14 pm Post subject:

Look, man, this is an authentic "thief-o-matic" brand lock picking set, including .8 pick. Okay, did you see that. Point freaking eight, man! You don't get shit like that in that cheap ass "valu-steal" brand. This is professional shit right here. With this bad boy, it's even faster to pick the lock then to kick the door in (under the condition that it's either a very strong door or you're a very weak kicker).

...'cept I spent all my money on the lock picking kit and don't have any left for chloroform.
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:22 pm Post subject:

Well, you're going to have to get a book on "How To Get Girls Through Hypnosis". It takes a little longer, but it's much more effective. You can even get them to act like chickens after you're done violating them.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject:

Can I get them to act like chickens while I violate them?
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject:

Er, I guess, but I don't know why you'd want to. They'd keep flapping their arms and screetching- actually, I guess they'd be doing that anyway, wouldn't they? So yeah, go right ahead.
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General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

I enjoy sneaking around my house compound nude. Thx 2 some hedges I planted, Its totally private..... Besides, as Grievous (Thx 2 Aramor's mom), I'm splatted all over with this infernally stuffy armour! Goddamn life-support system!!!!!cough!!!!hack!!!!wheeze*grabs inhaler*
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:02 am Post subject:

Holly Resurrected · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject:

Well, obviously I meant without ducttape, because you have no chloroform, but I guess you could knock them out. That tends to leave marks, though, and you don't want to leave evidence behind, right? I can't believe talking about this. Laughing

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Crotchfire · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:17 pm Post subject:

What's the point of making them act like chickens if you're going to ducttape them down anyway?

Ah, l'amour...
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desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

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InvaderJess · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:

Two points to Desert Drum. Very nice.

Aramor · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:05 am Post subject:

Poor Lumpy Pony · Gender: Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 11

Munan · Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:41 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject:

Ok, must find better excuse that still makes me look like a complete LotR Geek...

Honestly, the Ring made me do it!
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