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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah to denim; khaki cargoes are the way to go.

I dunno, I've never been particularly comfortable naked. Perhaps I'm just overly self-conscious.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ONLY when I'm home alone. I don't think my roommates would like me running around the apt-plus my roommate's dog is a bit too frisky most of the time. I wouldn't want to expose my member to that inraged canine.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, I'm sorry I missed the birth of this topic...

Personally I enjoy being naked. Especially when I'm sleeping. I like to sleep naked. A lot. Being naked in general is pretty groovy too.

Oh God, I just said groovy, didn't I?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

InvaderJess wrote:
Wow, I'm sorry I missed the birth of this topic...

Personally I enjoy being naked. Especially when I'm sleeping. I like to sleep naked. A lot. Being naked in general is pretty groovy too.

Oh God, I just said groovy, didn't I?


Lol.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel the same way, except I prefer to sleep in the nude. It's a different frame of mind. Try it some time!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do so many women enjoy sleeping in the nude, but none of them want to do it while I am with them? Crying or Very sad

I mean, sure, the door was locked, but if they didn't want me in there they shouldn't have bought one that could be so easily picked. It's just plain common sense, people.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why do so many women enjoy sleeping in the nude, but none of them want to do it while I am with them? Crying or Very sad

I mean, sure, the door was locked, but if they didn't want me in there they shouldn't have bought one that could be so easily picked. It's just plain common sense, people.



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why do so many women enjoy sleeping in the nude, but none of them want to do it while I am with them? Crying or Very sad

I mean, sure, the door was locked, but if they didn't want me in there they shouldn't have bought one that could be so easily picked. It's just plain common sense, people.


Dude, you take the time to lockpick the door? Just kick it in and immediately rush towards them with some chloroform, and when they are properly sedated, ducktape them to the bed...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is getting nasty...

And indeed, I sleep in the nude - so do the women I sleep with


(actually, that's just bragging, of course I should've written: so does the woman I sleep with)
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:

Dude, you take the time to lockpick the door? Just kick it in and immediately rush towards them with some chloroform, and when they are properly sedated, ducktape them to the bed...


See, that's why I love you, man. You just have all the right moves. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor wrote:

Dude, you take the time to lockpick the door? Just kick it in and immediately rush towards them with some chloroform, and when they are properly sedated, ducktape them to the bed...


See, that's why I love you, man. You just have all the right moves. Laughing


I know.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, man, this is an authentic "thief-o-matic" brand lock picking set, including .8 pick. Okay, did you see that. Point freaking eight, man! You don't get shit like that in that cheap ass "valu-steal" brand. This is professional shit right here. With this bad boy, it's even faster to pick the lock then to kick the door in (under the condition that it's either a very strong door or you're a very weak kicker).

...'cept I spent all my money on the lock picking kit and don't have any left for chloroform.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you're going to have to get a book on "How To Get Girls Through Hypnosis". It takes a little longer, but it's much more effective. You can even get them to act like chickens after you're done violating them.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I get them to act like chickens while I violate them?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Er, I guess, but I don't know why you'd want to. They'd keep flapping their arms and screetching- actually, I guess they'd be doing that anyway, wouldn't they? So yeah, go right ahead.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I enjoy sneaking around my house compound nude. Thx 2 some hedges I planted, Its totally private..... Besides, as Grievous (Thx 2 Aramor's mom), I'm splatted all over with this infernally stuffy armour! Goddamn life-support system!!!!!cough!!!!hack!!!!wheeze*grabs inhaler*
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
Er, I guess, but I don't know why you'd want to. They'd keep flapping their arms and screetching- actually, I guess they'd be doing that anyway, wouldn't they? So yeah, go right ahead.


Flapping their arms? Screeching? Hast thou never heard of ducktape? (Or knocking them unconscious first...)
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, obviously I meant without ducttape, because you have no chloroform, but I guess you could knock them out. That tends to leave marks, though, and you don't want to leave evidence behind, right? I can't believe talking about this. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the point of making them act like chickens if you're going to ducttape them down anyway?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two points to Desert Drum. Very nice.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Dark Forces made me do it. I swear!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Inkmonkey wrote:
Why do so many women enjoy sleeping in the nude, but none of them want to do it while I am with them? Crying or Very sad

I mean, sure, the door was locked, but if they didn't want me in there they shouldn't have bought one that could be so easily picked. It's just plain common sense, people.


Dude, you take the time to lockpick the door? Just kick it in and immediately rush towards them with some chloroform, and when they are properly sedated, ducktape them to the bed...


Heh My favourite chat up line 'does this rag smell of chloroform to you?'
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Dark Forces made me do it. I swear!


Please... that's such a lousy excuse

(which I actually always use in arguments with my girlfriend)
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, must find better excuse that still makes me look like a complete LotR Geek...

Honestly, the Ring made me do it!
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