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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In Russia, this is how we fix everything! By hitting wench with wrench!
Nonono... In Russia, wench wrenches YOU!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually that's America.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is how we fix spaceship in RUSSIA!

Lev- WE HAVE JUST THE SAME SHIT PART IN RUSSIA!! SOMETIMES IT NOT WORK SO WE HIT!! YOU GOTTA GIVE IT WHACK!! WHACK!! HIT!!

Watts- WHAT!!?

Lev- GIVE IT WHACK!!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cortle Steeze wrote:
Koko wrote:
In Russia, this is how we fix everything! By hitting wench with wrench!
Nonono... In Russia, wench wrenches YOU!


All wrong komrad, in Soviet Russia wrench hits you with wench...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barring the fact that I have a fiance and plan on having sex with only him for the rest of my life...

I'd probably still take the money. I mean, sure, I can come up with a list of 5 guys I'd like to bang. But just because I think they're hot doesn't mean they're any good in the sack. How much would that suck? Being stuck with five lousy lovers forever? Ugh!

That said, I'll be a good sport and post my freaky list (in no particular order):

1. Sting (tantric master!)
2. James Marsters (Spike from Buffy)
3. Michael Rosenbaum (Lex from Smallville)
4. Hugh Jackman (Wolverine, baby)
5. Michael Biehn (Hicks from Aliens)

Now...if I get to hold auditions for said five...that's a different story. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's actually 3 guys on that list I'd do too if I was a girl, or gay.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really I would go for 4 I would never go near wolverine too hairy but the others ones if I was gay also Orlando Bloom.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even though $1mil isn't that much money in today's marketplace, I'd still take the money. For what it's worth, I'm also married and not sure if it skews the answer... Then again, I think the first time I had sex was 16 years ago, which also may influence my answer. I think sex... doesn't hold value well in the big picture.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if sex did hold value, like a monetary value? It'd be kinda like a barter system.... gone awry. "I'll do you for that sack of potatoes." When wouldn't that be useful? Of course, I'm probably mildly psychotic, but still... sex having a monetary value would be wierd. Oh wait... hookers...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What if sex did hold value, like a monetary value? It'd be kinda like a barter system.... gone awry. "I'll do you for that sack of potatoes." When wouldn't that be useful? Of course, I'm probably mildly psychotic, but still... sex having a monetary value would be wierd. Oh wait... hookers..."

*L* Would that make Banks... brothels?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol...

I'll jerk you off for that car...
What? That car is at least worth a good fuck...
Hell no... how about a blowjob?
Deal.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would never work. People would be forever claiming they'd got short-changed because the other person was a crappy lay.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm worth a mansion.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gone Retro wrote:
I have a small wang.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kilt boy wrote:
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I have a small wang.
Damn I wish mine was that big.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
*L* Would that make Banks... brothels?


What would savings accounts be? "Yeah, I got a couple hundred good bangs left in my account." "Oh really? I'm starting to run low, better go fill up my account."

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, that actually made me laugh...

I wonder how "rich" Bill Gates would be with this new currency system...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What would savings accounts be? "Yeah, I got a couple hundred good bangs left in my account." "Oh really? I'm starting to run low, better go fill up my account."

The things I think about when I'm sleep deprived "

Hmmm... I guess the meanings of "deposit" and "credit" would reverse...? Of course, "signing a check" would probably also take on a new meaning. And what would be the fate of credit cards? *L* Would anyone take Discover?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Money, of course, but if I had to choose five people (not including my wife) it would be:

Angie Harmon - hot actor playing a lawyer
Maddonna - because everyone else has
The hot chick at the counter of the sub shop
Angelina Jolie - male token list member
Mariska Hargitay - she looks like fun and would have intelligent chat after
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG!

Well considering.....

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd take the money and never look back. If it comes down to the wire, I can always just have sex with myself... Cool And there's plenty of online pr0n to keep me distracted from the top 5 I won't get to bang because I TOOK THE SWEET CASH.

Incidentally, why is cash "cold" and "hard" and "sweet"? Question
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to have my own harem....fuck the money....that's why I work hard...to buy crap I don't need....but sex...the real one is priceless. And 5 chicks 1 at a time...you can even rest for a while before going wild again...I guess I'm a lil' obsessed with sex....I have to say I love women...all of them -well...most of them- I realy cannot understand gay people. But lesbians are not realy lesbians...I mean...they have a hole that neeeds to be filled with something just a man has. Just see porn...half o women are lesbos...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'd like to have my own harem....fuck the money....that's why I work hard...to buy crap I don't need....but sex...the real one is priceless. And 5 chicks 1 at a time...you can even rest for a while before going wild again...I guess I'm a lil' obsessed with sex....I have to say I love women...all of them -well...most of them- I realy cannot understand gay people. But lesbians are not realy lesbians...I mean...they have a hole that neeeds to be filled with something just a man has. Just see porn...half o women are lesbos...


Bloo?

Nah... couldn't be him. He does talk much about the sess.
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