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Drone Daddy
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Ok, so Korean made me realize that since I'll be getting bungboned from Uncle Sam, as half my money is taken from me, I might as well go for the sex and enjoy it with five lovely-yet-unattainable ladies.
In order from most-obsessed to least, they are:
1. Nicole Kidman
2. Julianne Moore
3. Sigourney Weaver
4. Katie Holmes
5. The Alien Queen... seriously (deal with it) |
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neo-gigan
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this, is a very disturbing question...... **pukes** 
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desert_drum
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| TripperDay wrote: | | So you get a million dollars, gov't takes 300k, buy a 150k house, a 50k car, and you're left with 500k. If you want to be really safe, you're only going to make 8% or 40k a year, unless you want to keep working. |
Well then, let's be fair about it: You go real-world with the money, then you have to with the sex, as well. I notice no one really seems to want to balance the scales that way, so I'll do it:
That eliminates all fictional characters instantly. It also means that you'd be raping anyone who wasn't absolutely enthralled with the idea of providing you with sex on demand. Since it's the real world of taxes and other people with feelings and opinions, not too damn likely. For those who picked five people, you've just become a serial rapist, and one (in a lot of cases) of some pretty public figures. Enjoy prison, where you may find the tables are turned.
In other words, it's only a fair question if it's either fantasy-world for both options, or real-world for both. It's only a *fun* question if it's fantasy, where there are no taxes, and all these people will cheerfully put out at your whim.
(And by that standard, I'd still take the money, by the way  )
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Yeah, agreed. No taxes.... Treach said "would you rather be given a million dollars".... not "win" or "get paid". And I guess we should also assume that these 5 people would be willing to put out whenever you, er, felt the itch.
So, without further ado, let me be the first chick to post my 5 boy toys:
1. Tom Brady - sorry, I know, Boston, evil, evil.... but he's *cute*
2. Chow Yun Fat
3. Jon Stewart
4. Antonio Banderas
5. Chris Martin, Coldplay
Or, 5 million dollas, whichever!
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Female Anonymous
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:33 pm Post subject: MINE |
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In on order.  Well maybe some
Preed – From Titan A.E. 
Jackal – From Gargoyles 
Malibu – From Gargoyles 
Agent X – Men In Black: The Series 
Nightcrawler – X-Men
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InvaderJess
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You know, I think I'd take the money. And I refuse to post a list because I've been so horn... I mean lonely lately that everything's looking good. I'm kind of at the point, ya know right before the hump, where I feel that ANY sex would be good sex. But, it's okay my will is good.
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I'd go with the sex still, but I changed my reason.
Because with the opportunity to have a willing and happy partner of my choosing, fictional or not gives me the opportunity for sex with the following person:
My soul mate.
I don't even know if there exists a woman on earth who'd be a perfect match for me and for whom I'd be a perfect match, but given the fantasy option, I would have an opportunity far, FAR more valuable than any amount of money in existence.
So the options are:
$1 million tax-free
or
5 people of my choice (real or not) with whom I may have consensual sex at any time I feel like... and if my perfect soul-mate does not exist, then she well exist as a result of taking this choice... well...
Choice number 2 wins me over by a landslide.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| InvaderJess wrote: | You know, I think I'd take the money. And I refuse to post a list because I've been so horn... I mean lonely lately that everything's looking good. I'm kind of at the point, ya know right before the hump, where I feel that ANY sex would be good sex. But, it's okay my will is good.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:07 pm Post subject: Re: MINE |
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| Female Anonymous wrote: | In on order. Well maybe some
Preed – From Titan A.E.
Jackal – From Gargoyles
Malibu – From Gargoyles
Agent X – Men In Black: The Series
Nightcrawler – X-Men |
And all this time I thought I was better off not being some form of monster... 
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InvaderJess
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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Well, a ticket from Chicago to Anchorage would be cheaper, right?
And, I can't beleive nobody commented on my clever little song quote. |
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Anyway, I might as well post my list, in no particular order...
Catwoman
Black Cat
Tia Carrere (sp?)
Tina (from DOA)
Tifa Lockheart
Mostly fictional women, because I might not be able to sleep with Anna Kournakova, but if I put my mind (and some lies) to it, I could get a woman who looks about as good.
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| Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:45 am Post subject: |
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| InvaderJess wrote: | Well, a ticket from Chicago to Anchorage would be cheaper, right?
And, I can't beleive nobody commented on my clever little song quote. |
Certainly the thought had crossed my mind, my dear, but I am currently at a mostly non-libidinous point in my life. I think a youngen like Aramor would be chompin' at the bit. Hmmm, but I suppose I could use some tongue exercise.
Oh yeah, that song.
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Here I am to save the daaaaaay!!!
Jess, be right there
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InvaderJess
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| I knew you could be my hero, Aramor. |
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:32 am Post subject: X or Money? |
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If it tax free the 1 million if not
Brooklyn and Brooklyn as a human – Gargoyles
Malibu – Gargoyles
Preed – Titan A.E.
Agent X – MIB: The Series
Ferret – Static Shock
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Female Anonymous
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:36 am Post subject: what ? |
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| Inkmonkey wrote: | | And all this time I thought I was better off not being some form of monster... |
And what the Hell do u mean by that  
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! |
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InvaderJess
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| Hey, Simon, you've been gone for a while. That or I'm crazy. So welcome back. |
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Thanks, I had computer issues so only yesterday I've been able to get back.
On second thought, how about I take the million dollars, and then kidnap the five women? |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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Let's see... If it's a choice between getting the money and never having sex again, or getting the sex and keeping my current bankroll, it's got to be the nooky:
Johnny Depp
Alan Cumming
Tilda Swinton
Anjelica Huston
Jaye Davidson
However, if I could have the money AND any tail I could get under my own impetus, I'd take the money. |
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BaconNeggs
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I'm surprised at the female Gargoyle's fans. Why is Malibu better than Brooklyn? they look the same.
I have a decent job right now, and one mil wouldn't even be enough to start my dream company, so i'll take the sex.
In no order:
1. A certain person i kno IRL
2. Joss Stone
3. Lynn Chen
4. Jean Grey (from comics not movie)
5. Julia chang from Tekken
Question: are you only allowed to have sex with them or are you allowed to start a relationship too?
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Female Anonymous
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:02 am Post subject: Bacon! |
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| BaconNeggs wrote: | | I'm surprised at the female Gargoyle's fans. Why is Malibu better than Brooklyn? they look the same. |
Yes and no Maly is an aqua-green in color Brook is brick. And Mal hase less mind sowe he'l do what ever I tell him
I SMELL BACONNN 
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Deathmachine
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| Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:18 am Post subject: |
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hmmmm........................
sex? or money?
sex? or money?
sex? or money?
hmmmmmmmmm....
money!!!! coz i would have more sex if i had a million dollars or how ever how much money it is.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:22 am Post subject: |
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SEX!!! But only with my beloved fiance
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Deathmachine
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well thats ok
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