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Tyris
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| Koko wrote: | | In Russia, this is how we fix everything! By hitting wench with wrench! |
Nonono... In Russia, wench wrenches YOU!
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| Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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Actually that's America.
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Robot Chicken Koko
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This is how we fix spaceship in RUSSIA!
Lev- WE HAVE JUST THE SAME SHIT PART IN RUSSIA!! SOMETIMES IT NOT WORK SO WE HIT!! YOU GOTTA GIVE IT WHACK!! WHACK!! HIT!!
Watts- WHAT!!?
Lev- GIVE IT WHACK!!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:31 am Post subject: |
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| Cortle Steeze wrote: | | Koko wrote: | | In Russia, this is how we fix everything! By hitting wench with wrench! |
Nonono... In Russia, wench wrenches YOU! |
All wrong komrad, in Soviet Russia wrench hits you with wench...
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Barring the fact that I have a fiance and plan on having sex with only him for the rest of my life...
I'd probably still take the money. I mean, sure, I can come up with a list of 5 guys I'd like to bang. But just because I think they're hot doesn't mean they're any good in the sack. How much would that suck? Being stuck with five lousy lovers forever? Ugh!
That said, I'll be a good sport and post my freaky list (in no particular order):
1. Sting (tantric master!)
2. James Marsters (Spike from Buffy)
3. Michael Rosenbaum (Lex from Smallville)
4. Hugh Jackman (Wolverine, baby)
5. Michael Biehn (Hicks from Aliens)
Now...if I get to hold auditions for said five...that's a different story. 
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Aramor
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There's actually 3 guys on that list I'd do too if I was a girl, or gay.
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| Really I would go for 4 I would never go near wolverine too hairy but the others ones if I was gay also Orlando Bloom. |
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| Even though $1mil isn't that much money in today's marketplace, I'd still take the money. For what it's worth, I'm also married and not sure if it skews the answer... Then again, I think the first time I had sex was 16 years ago, which also may influence my answer. I think sex... doesn't hold value well in the big picture. |
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What if sex did hold value, like a monetary value? It'd be kinda like a barter system.... gone awry. "I'll do you for that sack of potatoes." When wouldn't that be useful? Of course, I'm probably mildly psychotic, but still... sex having a monetary value would be wierd. Oh wait... hookers...
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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"What if sex did hold value, like a monetary value? It'd be kinda like a barter system.... gone awry. "I'll do you for that sack of potatoes." When wouldn't that be useful? Of course, I'm probably mildly psychotic, but still... sex having a monetary value would be wierd. Oh wait... hookers..."
*L* Would that make Banks... brothels? |
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Aramor
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Lol...
I'll jerk you off for that car...
What? That car is at least worth a good fuck...
Hell no... how about a blowjob?
Deal.
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Tyris
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It would never work. People would be forever claiming they'd got short-changed because the other person was a crappy lay.
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| I'm worth a mansion. |
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| Gone Retro wrote: | | I have a small wang. |
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| kilt boy wrote: | | Gone Retro wrote: | | I have a small wang. |
Damn I wish mine was that big. |
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| cfos wrote: | | *L* Would that make Banks... brothels? |
What would savings accounts be? "Yeah, I got a couple hundred good bangs left in my account." "Oh really? I'm starting to run low, better go fill up my account."
The things I think about when I'm sleep deprived 
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, that actually made me laugh...
I wonder how "rich" Bill Gates would be with this new currency system...
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cfos
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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"What would savings accounts be? "Yeah, I got a couple hundred good bangs left in my account." "Oh really? I'm starting to run low, better go fill up my account."
The things I think about when I'm sleep deprived "
Hmmm... I guess the meanings of "deposit" and "credit" would reverse...? Of course, "signing a check" would probably also take on a new meaning. And what would be the fate of credit cards? *L* Would anyone take Discover? |
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Money, of course, but if I had to choose five people (not including my wife) it would be:
Angie Harmon - hot actor playing a lawyer
Maddonna - because everyone else has
The hot chick at the counter of the sub shop
Angelina Jolie - male token list member
Mariska Hargitay - she looks like fun and would have intelligent chat after |
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I'd take the money and never look back. If it comes down to the wire, I can always just have sex with myself...  And there's plenty of online pr0n to keep me distracted from the top 5 I won't get to bang because I TOOK THE SWEET CASH.
Incidentally, why is cash "cold" and "hard" and "sweet"?  |
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| I'd like to have my own harem....fuck the money....that's why I work hard...to buy crap I don't need....but sex...the real one is priceless. And 5 chicks 1 at a time...you can even rest for a while before going wild again...I guess I'm a lil' obsessed with sex....I have to say I love women...all of them -well...most of them- I realy cannot understand gay people. But lesbians are not realy lesbians...I mean...they have a hole that neeeds to be filled with something just a man has. Just see porn...half o women are lesbos... |
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| Riskywarrior wrote: | | I'd like to have my own harem....fuck the money....that's why I work hard...to buy crap I don't need....but sex...the real one is priceless. And 5 chicks 1 at a time...you can even rest for a while before going wild again...I guess I'm a lil' obsessed with sex....I have to say I love women...all of them -well...most of them- I realy cannot understand gay people. But lesbians are not realy lesbians...I mean...they have a hole that neeeds to be filled with something just a man has. Just see porn...half o women are lesbos... |
Bloo?
Nah... couldn't be him. He does talk much about the sess. |
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