Contest I: Dialogue - ENTRIES [closed]

betweenclass · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 9 Location: Chico, CA

1.:

Abe: Can you hear me now?

2:

Pres: If you're still there when I turn around, I'm going to rip your head off!

3:

Pres: Better.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:25 pm Post subject:

Script? Fuck that shit.

debaucherry · Guest

1.
Preston: Just DO it!
Abe: No. Freaking. Way.

2.
Preston: Come on, get it over with. Do it. Do it NOW!
Abe: Nuh-uh, No. Not even for the naked Tyra Banks.

3.
Preston: You can't hide in the bathroom forever, Abe.
Abe: I've got porn, a toilet, and running water. I can last longer in here than Cats on Broadway... Mmmmm, cats.

;Debaucherry

Guest · Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:41 pm Post subject:

[panel 1]
pres: abe, your dad phoned earlier
abe: my dad!?

[panel 2]
pres: yeah, he said he wanted to see you
abe: i have a dad!?!?!

[panel 3]
pres: yeah, didnt you know?
abe: i dont believe that bitch didnt tell us

Guest · Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:43 pm Post subject:

panel 1:
Preston - *thinking* "I know he's behind me..."
Abe - *thinking* I wonder if he knows I'm behind him..."

panel 2:
Preston - *talking* "I swear to God, Abe, if you're behind me, I will post those pictures of you posing gay with your brother on the front page of the news paper!"
Abe - *thinking* Oh shit! How did he find those??"

panel 3:
Preston - *talking* "Damn right..."
Abe - *thinking off panel* "Sucker!"

Wag · Guest

Abe: I dunno how to tell you this Preston, but...erm
Preston: Yes???
Abe: Your bald patch is starting to creep down the back of your head.
Preston: Damn. Where did i put Schwarzenegger's chest wig.

Wag · Guest

my email adress for the t-shirt is brickflyer@yahoo.com btw Wink

Wag · Guest

First Panel

Abe: Hey Prres, has anyone ever told you that you look like that Gene Simmons dude from behind?

Second Panel

Abe: minus the ridiculous make-up of course.

Third panel

Preston: [thought bubble] that's the last time i wear fishnets instaed of body armor

Wag · Guest

first panel:

Pres: Cop a load of this Abe *PHHHHRTTTT!!!*

second panel:

Abe: Argh!! *sizzle* You stinking reptile!

third panel:

Pres: Well whaddya know, he has acid for blood, i have acidic farts.

betweenclass · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 9 Location: Chico, CA

Okay, this is a bit of a plug, but here's a guest comic from me if you'd like to use it instead.

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vIM · Guest

panel one:

[coming from abe-creaak...

Panel2: From abe again-Creeeeaaaaakkkkk

Panel three: coming from bottom of panel and offscreen-Ouch.

zeenni · Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Dubai

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dv8njoe · Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 1

Panel 1:

Question Mark over Prestons head, like he heard something.

Panel 2:

Preston: what The?!

Panel 3:

Preston: How many times have I told you NOT to use my cloak emitter?!?
Your DROOLING will short it out and it's a bitch ti get it working again.

Abe: Damn it! Fine you joykiller!!!

booknak · Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Posts: 3

aLp is my favorite cartoon! Thanks for making it. Here's my contribution to the contest.

Panel 1:

Pres: Art sucks!
Abe: Why am I here?

Panel 2:

Pres: Fucking post-modern!
Abe: Yowza Mama!!

Panel 3:

Pres: Fuck him!

Guest · Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:43 pm Post subject:

First Pnael: (what a great start)

Abe: I have a confession to make...
Preston thinking: *Oh Gods! Where did I put those Wristblades?*

Second Panel:

Abe: I never wanted to be a hideous, acid-blooded, drooling monster...
Preston: I won't argue with that.

Third Panel:

Abe shouting: I wanted to be a Lumberjack!
Preston: Goodbye garden... Wait we're forty floors up... Where the fuck did that come from?!

JackSpicer · Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 78

My bad I thought I was logged in.

First Pnael: (what a great start)

Abe: I have a confession to make...
Preston thinking: *Oh Gods! Where did I put those Wristblades?*

Altered Second Panel:

Abe: I never wanted to be a hideous, acid-blooded, drooling monster...
Preston: Really? *Discus, Shoulder cannon... anything!*

Third Panel:

Abe shouting: I wanted to be a Lumberjack!
Preston: Goodbye garden... Wait we're forty floors up... Where the fuck did that come from?!
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Guest · Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:16 am Post subject:

1st Panel:
Pres: No where did I...? Ahh ha.
2nd Panel:
Abe:HE HE HE
Pres: idiot
3rd Panel
Pres: OH for the love of god quit taking my stuff, and stop copying me. Now gimme back my cloaking device before it somehow gets magically broken.

Guest · Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:32 am Post subject:

Panel 1:
Abe: *snicker snicker*
Pres: ....
Abe: *snicker snicker*
Pres: ....

Panel 2:
Abe: *snicker snicker*
Pres: Alright...what the FUCK is so funny?!
Abe: ......you're a predator...by the name of...PRESTON!!

Panel 3:
Pres: RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Abe: (in the manner of the three stooges and/or Zoidberg from Futurama) Woop! woopwoopwoop woop woop!

Guest · Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:42 am Post subject:

it would really be nice if i could figure out how to remain logged in while posting a reply so it doesn't come up as guest...this and the above post were both sent by Raithious if anyone cares

betweenclass · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 9 Location: Chico, CA

Good luck

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Pres'cloakingDevice · Guest

Panel 1:

Pres:Abe...

Abe:Yeah?

Pres:Will you freakin' stop folowing me around? I'm having a temper problem. My docter says It's cuz I stay too close to you to much time.

Panel 2:

Abe:Why does he think that?

Press:Oh, I don't maybe it's cuz...

Panel 3:

Press (yelling so hard he sends Abe off the panel): YOU FREAKING KEEP BOROWING MONEY FROM ME, YOU STEAL MY PORN, MAKE ME LOSE THE OPORTUNITY TO GET A GIRL ALL THE TIME, AND KEEP PESKING ME ABOUT YOUR FAILURES IN DATING!!!!!!!!!

Ae off panel:Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! (bubble)Oh, no,no,no, not a group off girls with pepper spray cans,no,no,no, AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sprayin sound.

Silver Skull · Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Posts: 1

Im new here but I read every one of your comics, absoluetly love it. Heres a guest strip that I thought up, its kind of funny I think. Brings in a new character, though, the Scar Predator from the AvP series.

Panel One:
Abe: "Hey Pres! Your actor cousin is here."

Pres: "Petes' here? Already?"

Panel Two:
Pres: "Hey Pete, how was your movie gig in Alien vs. Predator?"

Pete: "Okay I guess. I just wish sometimes I would get a role that doesnt require me to roar like some jungle cat and slice things up, and then end up with a god damn worm bursting out of me. I wish that someone would offer me a role in Hamlet...or King Leer or something."

Panel Three:
Abe: "Unless Shakespear wrote a play that had a fucking seven foot tall, reptilian, crab-faced Jamaican in it, I doubt that you got any chance whatsover."

Pete (Unsheathing his wrist blades with a *Shink!*: "Im going to give you 10 seconds to run before I slice your ass off and give it back as a Christmas present."

Abe: "Spare me!"
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"I'm going to give you 10 seconds to run before I slice your ass off and give it back as a Christmas present."-Pete Predator

"Spare me!"-Abe

Krazie Sj · Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 9 Location: LV-426 [Archeron]

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Guest · Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:14 am Post subject:

Panel 1:

Abe: Hey! Are you done with those legal papers? And why so glum?
Preston: Abe... are you familiar with common law marriage?

Panel 2:

No text

Panel 3:

Abe (off panel): Yeah, I'm out.

JustinLarson · Guest

Just wanted to drop a line - I wrote the above and my name is Justin Larson. My email is justinlarson@gmail.com, in fact.

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