Contest I: Dialogue - ENTRIES [closed]

[bernieh]

Announcing the first aLp CONTEST

One of the first episodes for aLp was so bad I've actually forgotten what the hell it was about. But I kept the visuals around so I came up with this idea. Send in your script/dialogue for the comic shown below; the best one will be featured as an official episode, and will also win a free aLp t-shirt (hopefully coming soon).

The rules ain't that strict; just write up exactly who says what in each panel. It doesn't have to fit into any sort of storyline. And it doesn't have to use the word "fuck" in it. Reminder, their names are Abe and Preston.

UPDATE: Deadline is Friday, Dec. 10 at 5pm ET.

You can post your scripts here, or email 'em to me at bernie@alienlovespredator.com. Thanks!

-B

p.s. if you wanna write any guest scripts for other scenarios, send 'em in too, if I like 'em I'll draw up new comics for 'em.

The strip:

[Ojlemon]

Can we post as many as we want? Or are we only allowed one?

[ojlemon.]

Sorry for double posting and stuff...But my email addres is acting up so I cant register my account. (thats why im now Ojlemon.) Either way

Abe: This health Spa Is a great place to meat the ladies

Pres: Last time you tried to hook up didnt she spray you in the face with a can of bug be gone?

Second Panel
Abe: Yeah But this time I have a secret Wepon
Pres: What?
Abe: Ive been reading this book of chat up lines. Anyways, Im off to the bathroom to freshen up.

Last Panel
Pres: I hope he realised he jsut walked into the ladies
Off Panel: AHHHHHHHH
Off Panel Abe: Hey ladies! Did I ever say what a beutiful baby th...AHH!!! NOT THE FACE!

[lostjohnny]

Never done this before, but here goes...

Panel 1
Abe: Blimpie?
Pres: No.
Abe: McDonald's?
Pres: No.
Abe: Taco Bell?

Panel 2
Pres: Yeah, I could go for tacos.
Abe: Figures, your kind are all alike.

Panel 3
Pres: Hey! What's that supposed to...?

[Hicks]

panel 1:

Preston: No. There is no way I'm loaning you my cloaking device. Take it off.

Abe: You'd do the same if you were me. I have needs.


panel 2:

Preston: Look, there is nobody naked living across the street. We were suckered into this apartment. Even zooming in over there all I ever see is some grouchy old woman bathing her dog.

Abe: Oo. Still impregnable. Is she hot?

panel 3:

Preston: The dog? You know, you're getting worse every day. Abe? Hello?

[Jester]

First panel
[sniff, sniff]
Second panel perfect as is.
Third panel
"I DID NOT LET ONE RIP!!!"

I was going to say fart, but I have a feeling that may be a uk thing and might not translate into US as well.
Am I wrong? Personally I thing 'fart' would be better, but its up to you as to what you guys find funnier.

J.

[purplepenguin]

Panel 1...

Abe: Thanks for bringing me to the Erotic Art show.

Panel 2...

Preston: You followed me, just don't do anything embarass...

Panel 3...

Preston: Abe! Get off of that statue! Can't you tell that its a GUY!

Abe: (off panel)Oh Shit!
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Insert witty comment here...

[madnis]

First Panel: Preston - "well would you?" Abe - "NO!"
Second Panel: Preston - "Bet you would, If no one could see you?"
Third Panel: Preston - "I'M THE INVISIBLE DOG FUCKER!!!HA!HA!HA!"

[Riddick]

Panel 1
Abe: *Sniff*

Panel 2
Abe: *SNIFFFFF*

Panel 3
Preston: YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!

[Savage]

omg their all great sofar


i like the cloaking device one

panel 1

preston: hmmm i wodner what abe is doing ( in a "oooo(thinking)" bubble)

abe : ninja motherfucker ( also in a think bubble)

panel 2

preston i better go check ( saying it)

abe ahaha kick me sign atached ( thinking bubble)


panel 3

preston : i felt u puttin tape on me asshole

abe out of panel : Proof it motherfucker!!

[Theultwarrior]

Im just trying this out
O.K.


Panel 1:
Preston:Abe what are you looking at ......
Abe: Nothing....
Panel 2:
Abe: thats it i cant resist!
Preston: resist wha... Oh no!!!
Panel 3
Preston:Abe you sick pig!!!
Off-screen:Ah ahh, arooooooooooooooooooo!

[KINGHTRIDER]

panel 1


PRESTON: Are you following me
ABE: No! of course not

panel 2

PRESTON: Because if you are i will give such an ass beating your mother will feel it
ABE: good one preston i bet you will
PRESTON: fine, I will count to three and if your not gone then I am tourching all your porn
ABE: No not my Porn

panel 3

PRESTON: Thats what i thought. he loves his porn

[Guest]

Here goes:

Panel A:

Pres: (Thought bubble) Man, he's been following me all day! How'm I supposed to meet girls with him around? I know!

Panel B:

Pres: So, I guess it's about time to head to that gay bar across the street, right Abe? Abe?

Panel C:

Random Girl Voice: Eew! Did you hear what that guy just said? Taxi!
Pres: Fuck!

[betweenclass]

[enyml]

Peace to y'all from Prague, here comes my script:

First panel
Abe: C'mon man, I didnt mean it! It was a mistake OK?

Second panel
Preston: Leave me alone, willya? I will never go to movies with you again!

Third panel
Preston: ...Arnold Schwarzenegger... I still cant believe it!!
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Smile! It will be worse tomorrow...

[Predator]

Ok heres mine from Elaine ( the one who likes your figures)

First panel)

Pres:Abe go away i'm trying to think and wank as well!

Abe: What the fuck? Thats my job fucker!


Second panel)

Abe in background: Hey did you hear me?

Pres in plesure:Ahhhhhhhh yesssss thats nice she's pretty!

Abe: aaahhh not my porn book noooooooo!



Panel three)

Pres: oh! it's you what are you doing Abe?

Abe out of panel: ahhhhh go fuck yourself bastard!

Pres: What did i do? (laughs to himself) he he he he
The end

Thats a goodun well worth the comic! hehe

[Guest]

lol, these r good, gonna b hard to top it

[panel 1]
Abe: Pres, when are the major babes
Pres: Abe, i already told you.....

[panel 2]
Pres: we're here to see the rare plant majorcuskbabium
Abe: wha???

[panel 3]
Abe: screw it, im going to hooters

[walkman4903]

Abe- Hey, that sculpture kind of looks like a Penis.
Pres- what are you talking about?
-next frame-
Pres- You're out of your mind
Abe- I see it thats all that matters, hey whats this over here...
-next frame-
Pres- I hate you

[metao]

1.

Preston: Im leaving

Abe: Okay. Dont worry about that kung pow chicken. Ill eat it.

2.

<no text>

3.

Preston: I hate you.

[Vash2377]

If anyone finds this script anywhere else posted on this site I'm sorry I messed up the first time and didn't post it as a reply


Panel 1.

Abe: Are you sure this is the place for the fliming of Aliens vs. Predator?

Preston: I'm sure of it I called my family to come, and the director should be in that next room.

Panel 2.

Abe:Ok, let me go check to see if their here.

Preston: ABE! wait my family's gonna kill you!!

Panel 3.

Abe: WHAT!? I'm going to get KILLED in this movie!? No way I'm out of here.
Preston: *whispers to himself* haha, thanks to that script for the moive, I can go get some girls to date me, without him messing it up!

[Black Clark Kent]

OK here goes....

Panel 1:

Preston: OK, what's the deal with this internet chick again?
Abe: She said meet her here. And that she's easy and has big HOOTERS!

Panel 2:

Preston: well, let's look over here and.....uhhhhh....
Abe: AAAAAA! Holy crap! (shit!)

Panel 3:

Preston: Come back, Abe! I bet this forty-three year-old, balding, child molester looking at us is a nice guy.

Hope you like it
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"Gimme some sugar, baby!" - Ash

[DachandesHonor]

(first panel)

Abe: I still cant beleive I got kicked out of the silent dating party...I was on a role....If I wore a shirt I would be too sexy for it. Not to mention I can shake my ass on the catwalk....those ladies dont know what they lost!

Pres: Your still brooding about that? I thought you decided that it was too many steps. Besides its been so long I know you're random but this is fucking rediculous, we came to the spa to relax, so relax damnit!

(second panel)

Abe: How can I relax!? Where are the hot ladies? More importantly, where are the naked ladies!? Wher- oooooooooo, nevermind Ill get back to you on that....

Pres:I still think it has to do with the shape of your head....abe? ABE! NO!

(third panel)

Abe: Hey baby, you must be an overdue library book, you've got fine written all over you! Oh cute, your going into your purse to give this sexy beast your number? Hey....whats that....what are you doing? What the-OH GOD! OH G-O-O-O-O-O-D!!! IT BURNS,IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!

Pres: (*turns away*) Abe, abe, abe....tsk, tsk, tsk, he'll never learn...NO HITTING ON THE SECURITY GAURDS.......[/i]

[Yogi]

I'm sensing a theme here.

[PendejoJoe]

Panel 1:
Abe: I've never noticed before, but you have such luxuriant locks.

Panel 2:
Preston: You know...nothing arouses my people more than compliments of our hair...

Panel 3:
Preston: Heh...typical. YOUR HOMOPHOBIA'S RUNNING YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM!
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[Guest]

these r good

[1]
abe: are we there yet
pres: nearly

[2]
abe: sure
pres yes
abe: positive
pres: YES
abe: are you....
pres: YES now shut up, im trying to score with that fit chick over there

[3]
kelly brook: oh so im not good enough for you, hpmm *storms off*


pres: dammit