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Or a Raptor secretly sneaking up on a Xeno sneaking up on a Dilophosaurus sneaking up on a Pred sneaking up an a T-Rex who was just sneaking up on the other Pred and is now eating him...
How the hell does a T-Rex sneak up on something?
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| Aramor wrote: | | How the hell does a T-Rex sneak up on something? |
Very carefully. 
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Be waaary, waaary quiet, t-rex hunting wabbit!
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Hmmm, a favorite of the four........Aliens, Alien 3 and the first and fourth are a tie. I feel sorry for the poor hybrid but, come on, how could it POSSIBLY rip off the jaw of a queen ?! I mean really, after Ripley took on a queen with that huge robotish type whatever-it-was and it still hadn't lost a limb?! 
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Because the big fat-ass sucks. That is the only conclusion I could draw from the information.
Instead of having the huge queen terrorising everyone onboard the ship they chose to have it stuck to the floor and have its jaw ripped off by some gay white floppy monster. Silly Gooses. |
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AvPvJP!
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| amyltrer wrote: | | Oaths would do better than thoses weapons! But they could make an AvP movie placed in the ancient China. Something like Predator vs Samurai vs Alien....... you know...... |
Samurai are Japanese. This is the kind of thing I take personally. Beware my Kung-Fu Fury.
Seriously, though, imagine a Predator taking on a Shaolin monk in hand-to-hand combat. Or better yet, the old style swordplay kung-fu (in which everyone who knows kung-fu can fly) masters versus the Predator. I can just see a Predator elder looking down from the window of his ship at the battle below him and think, "Is something the matter with the earth's gravitational pull?"
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"What... kind... of... flying... motherfucker... are... YOU!?!"
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Predator vs. Nameless. Now that's something I'd kill to see.
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Aliens is the best methinks, Sigourney Weaver and Michael Beihn kickass.
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Predator VS Starfleet...
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Alien Vs. The A Team!
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| Seeker wrote: | | Alien Vs. The A Team! |
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That'd be so wrong and yet so right on so many levels...
Alien - *Hisss*
B.A - "I pity da foo', who don' drink their milk!"
Alien - *gurgly sound*
B.A - "Damn, sucka!"
Alien - *Shriek*
B.A - "Stay in school!"
*B.A proceeds to kick butt*
Oh yes. A movie of epic proportions.
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And ofcourse the A-Team will use most of the parts in the Nostromo to build a giant contraption to capture the alien... guess what Hannibal will say
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| Aramor wrote: | | And ofcourse the A-Team will use most of the parts in the Nostromo to build a giant contraption to capture the alien... guess what Hannibal will say |
I think he'll say: " Man, what a delicious alien!"  |
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I was actually thinking more along the lines of "I love it when a plan comes together!"
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| A1i3N wrote: | | Alien4 is great. The aliens in it look great. Kudos to Alec Gillis Jr. and Tom Woodruff their work is great. |
NEVER say that again, or I swear to God I'll ass-rape you with a McFarlan 'A:R' Alien. |
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I dont care who you are... that will hurt.
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| SiL wrote: | | A1i3N wrote: | | Alien4 is great. The aliens in it look great. Kudos to Alec Gillis Jr. and Tom Woodruff their work is great. |
NEVER say that again, or I swear to God I'll ass-rape you with a McFarlan 'A:R' Alien. |
The Xenomorphs in Alien: Resurrection look cool. But they look cool in all the movies.
And I swear to God, if you even come near me with that thing to ass-rape me I'll hurt you in ways God didn't even think were possible!
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I always wanted to see an Alien movie with like JUST Aliens. I mean like you know, another weird ship crashes on some primal planet, and within a year it's completely taken over by Alien hives. And there's different Aliens from different Hosts. Hind leg walking ones, four legs like the dog one in Alien 3, WINGED Aliens X3
You know like one of those Discovery channel documentaries where they make up a scenario, like 2,000 years in the future, what will be living on Earth. It would be like that, but with Aliens!
Of course there would be Predators, duh. On a little hunt on an Alien infected world.
But I really wanted to see like 2 rival hives fight each other, and eventually drive out their Queens and the two bitches fight! Like the four legged Aliens jumping everywhere fighting all the other aliens.
A FACEHUGGER ON AN ALIEN, A CHESTBURSTER BURST FROM AN ALIEN.
An all out Alien war on each other!
And some Predators watching from a distance going like, "This is rad."
XD sorry for the rant, I had to say it, I just had to. |
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| Shadow wrote: | | You know like one of those Discovery channel documentaries where they make up a scenario, like 2,000 years in the future, what will be living on Earth. It would be like that, but with Aliens! |
You know, they just did this thing on Discovery about alien worlds and what kind of creatures we might find there, and they also did one on dragons, they've done tons on dinosaurs. It would be so cool if they did a special on the natural world featuring aliens and predators. Narrated by David Attenborough, of course 
"The Xenomorph queen is attended by her drones as she lays her hundreds of eggs every day. She must be careful, for near by there is a young queen who may try to challenge her position. And of course, there is the ever present threat of an invasion of the Xenomophs' greatest enemy, the Yautja. They may attempt to capture a queen live, intending to keep her for breeding purposes. Now watch as a human victim is impregnated by one of the Xenomorph's young."
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"..........continuing on very soon we will be witnessing the birth of a xenomrph young this will mark the second stage of its growth and its path in life. It is not at a tricky stage, having to burst through the hosts ribcage. Lets have a closer look. *goes up and 'Burster bursts* Blllleagh!! sorry folks but that was a pretty gruesome sight. Oh it seems that one of the xenomorphs drons has been attracted by my vomiting..........................................AAaargh!!.............................Well it seems as though i am next on the list for impregnation and yes there it is this is a marvelous view of the face hugger as you can see it.*MMMMPHMMHMMHMPPPHHH*"
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