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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!

Yeah, I suppose that's fair, but the whole point is parts of the body that we enjoy seeing. Girls don't want to see guys' "weenies" hanging and flopping about!

do they?


Honestly, that's probably not a simple question for us chicks to answer in general. There's a lot of research that says women aren't as visually-oriented as men, and I'd say there's some merit to that, so long as it doesn't become a stereotype. I know lots of women who love them some porn.

I've always found the stuff kind of funny myself, up to the point where it gets really gross and graphic, which is where I exit the car to the left. Things like Playgirl can leave me in mad giggling fits, just because they try so hard to find something discreet and artistic to do with The Weenie - and the resulting pictures usually look like they were trying.

Myself, I'm just for equal embarrassment. If we gotta shed the polycotton skins, so do you Smile
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit, this is getting high brow and serious. Guess I gotta throw my two cents in.

Ok, I definitely wish that my country (the US) hadn't been founding by Puritans as I believe that people should not be overly ashamed of their bodies. I believe that nudity, in general, is a good thing. But there are definitely situations in which clothing is practical. Would any of you want to ride in a cab in which someone had rubbed their big, sweaty asshole all over the seat? And sometimes it's just good to have pockets.

Furthermore, breasts are not always beautiful, Madge. Sometimes they can be scary. Crying or Very sad And when you've seen a few thousand pairs, you've seen them all. I'm not the young, horny boy I once was so they, to me, are pleasant if well-shaped, but nothing special. And my perceptions are also context-dependant. I would most likely find the breasts of a woman whom I loved to be beautiful, no matter what the shape. Love does funny things like that. Or at least it did, when I used to feel it. Damn, I'm digressing!

Urbanshawoman was on point in noting that not all bodies are created equal. (Sorry to be "superficial" here, but it's true). And her analysis of women's perceptions of penises proved proper. (Alliteration, w00t!) Basically, it varies. If we could somehow quantify sexuality in some way, we would say that female sexuality has a higher standard deviation than that of males.

Ok, this was all kind of stream-of-consciousness. Hope it wasn't too bad.
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Treach wrote:
Holly wrote:
You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!

Yeah, I suppose that's fair, but the whole point is parts of the body that we enjoy seeing. Girls don't want to see guys' "weenies" hanging and flopping about!

do they?


Nah, it's all about equality. Boobs out, weenies out. It's only fair!

And yes.
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
Treach wrote:
Holly wrote:
You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!

Yeah, I suppose that's fair, but the whole point is parts of the body that we enjoy seeing. Girls don't want to see guys' "weenies" hanging and flopping about!

do they?


Nah, it's all about equality. Boobs out, weenies out. It's only fair!

And yes.


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i didnt think THIS was the subjekt..... Confused
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i didnt think THIS was the subjekt..... Confused


It says it right in the title. "Mandatory nudity".
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he came here for the part about Australians taking over the world. Razz

Damn, we could really use some better smilies on this forum. Sad
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah man, especially the Smile smily makes wanna have other smilys...

Anyhoo, if we are gonna make things equally when it comes to the mandatory showing of flesh, let's conseal a littleby only wearing underwear. Personally, I think it's much more erotic to have women walking around in sexy lingery. So, there's my bag of dimes... or whatever the expression is.
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But there are definitely situations in which clothing is practical. Would any of you want to ride in a cab in which someone had rubbed their big, sweaty asshole all over the seat? And sometimes it's just good to have pockets.


Yeah, stuff like that definitely crossed my mind thinking about this. I'm either too literalist or just too damn old Laughing

Blaster wrote:
Urbanshawoman was on point in noting that not all bodies are created equal. (Sorry to be "superficial" here, but it's true).


I don't think it is superficial, really - it just *is*, especially when you consider that there's someone who likes damn near every variation on the human form wandering the planet. I'd say what you like and don't like is just a matter of taste; being superficial is dismissing what doesn't meet those tastes as having no worth of any kind, or insisting everything conform to one standard. (And I speak from the downside of unequal, btw; you'd have to put a gun to my head to get me to go outdoors in the buff, and I'd probably still take a second to think about it. That's just how it is, and yet someone likes me Wink )

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If we could somehow quantify sexuality in some way, we would say that female sexuality has a higher standard deviation than that of males.


Eee-hee, we're the bigger deviants!

Seriously, I'd suspect that's so. Just consider one facet: How much more comfortable straight women are in saying another woman is beautiful/attractive than straight men are saying the same about another guy. A lot of that is encultured rather than inborn to genders, but it's present and powerful nonetheless.[/quote]
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still, what use would it be for us men to walk with Captain Slinky in the open... especialy here in Holland, it's really not warm all throughout the year, so most of the time there won't be much to see...
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Still, what use would it be for us men to walk with Captain Slinky in the open... especialy here in Holland, it's really not warm all throughout the year, so most of the time there won't be much to see...


So I guess in certain climates we'll have to issue the women magnifying glasses Wink
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or you can just give me a nice home in Sydney... I'll help with taking over the world...
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're my hero Bernie!! Thanks for dedicating a subject to Aussies! Very Happy *Sniff* I feel so special. Sooooo ...... now that my initial excitement from seeing the subject header has worn off, and I've lost track of where this topic is going, I think I'll do what Aramor's signature suggests.
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trrrrremble before the awesome power of Lylmik's quote in my signature! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live in Canada. Our summers are like... early early spring in Texas. Their winters are like early early spring in Ontario. Not too mention it gets colder the farther north you go.

Do we REALLY want to see what that does to girls and guys in the nude!?

Not to mention rapes will go up, as there is no clothing barrier.... And no pockets to hide your extra-trusty knife and mace. Nor cell phones, i-pods, wallets... Yeah.

I'm taking this too seriously. Hell, look at my avatar. I ish a xenomorphic queen. I don't even wear clothes ((rp wise)).
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE REASON WHY NUDITY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED. JOHNNY WILL GET YOU.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=47




Mmm... Pie...

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=58




Another example against nudity. Just... Just... Just... No.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=63
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Regarding "fairness"... who has the bigger insecurity? We women about our whole bodies, or men about their penis size? It's a toughie. On one hand, a lot of times we women are judged totally by our appearance, giving us plenty to be paranoid about. On the other hand, men seem to be a lot less comfortable talking about their penis size than women are about their self-perceived weaknesses..... "oh, my boobs are too small, my hips are too big". I haven't met too many guys who will openly lament on how small their penis is.

So who gets the ... um... short end of the stick if there was mandatory nudity?

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xeno.Morph wrote:
I live in Canada. Our summers are like... early early spring in Texas. Their winters are like early early spring in Ontario. Not too mention it gets colder the farther north you go.


IM CANADIAN TOOO \m/ . It's effin cold in Quebec
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Yeah, I'm a born and bred Alaskan. I got ya on the cold. Evil or Very Mad Some winters just make me wanna move. Not to mention the HUGE mosquitos.
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

InvaderJess wrote:
Yeah, I'm a born and bred Alaskan. I got ya on the cold. Evil or Very Mad Some winters just make me wanna move. Not to mention the HUGE mosquitos.


Friggin' cold - check. Bloodsucking state bird - check. Yep, it's official: The only thing that separates Minnesota and Alaska is...Canada. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah vg cats

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THIS COMIC!!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108

Face full of Alien Wing Wong. Damn that would suck.
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hehe, all u candians

AUSTRALIAN SUPREMACY!!!!!!!

not just the whites, but every1 else too!!!! expecially the curries (coz i am one Very Happy )
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I posted the link to that alien comic on my aliens site. What, you think a xenophiliac like me would forget that? Wait... erm... That's not the word... *Runs away to hide and find a thesaurus.*

Anywho, there's no mosquitos in Texas. Well, yes, there are mosquitos, but they're so small. They don't even buzz. And if they do bite, you don't even feel it. They're like... fleas except they don't itch and don't cling to you. And a lot less annoying. Cats get fleas...

Canada should take over the world. Yeah. With our current army. Definitely. We'll annex Australia first. Canada > Australia. Canada > USA. Canada < Ice cream stand. Wait a second...

Canadians burned down the white house in the war of 1812. We also had american prisoners. Americans aren't taught about the wars they lost, like the vietnam war... the war of 1812... And some other ones, I'm sure...

I believe Canada won a war by stabbing the other side. Their rifles were crap, so they wouldn't fire them, and wait to see flashes of other people firing. Those that were firing were the enemy, and it was night time, so the Canadians just went up to them and stabbed them with the bayonets. 'Tis fun to hear about.
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