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Den Zurin
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What powers does he possess? |
Captain Russia is ordinary russian man. But when he drinks special potion (russian vodka) he will transform to superhero with unlimited abilities! After this he can conquer any enemies: mafia, terrorists, ZOG, aliens...
This is Captain Russia:
Captain Russia in RedShark comics:
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Aurelyn
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He's much more impressive than Captain Ireland is...
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Den Zurin
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Captain Ukraine:
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Den Zurin wrote: | | Captain Russia is ordinary russian man. But when he drinks special potion (russian vodka) he will transform to superhero with unlimited abilities! After this he can conquer any enemies: mafia, terrorists, ZOG, aliens... |
If only he could conquer his own loneliness...
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Blaster wrote: | | Den Zurin wrote: | | Captain Russia is ordinary russian man. But when he drinks special potion (russian vodka) he will transform to superhero with unlimited abilities! After this he can conquer any enemies: mafia, terrorists, ZOG, aliens... |
If only he could conquer his own loneliness... |
"Who knows what true happiness is? Not the conventional word but the naked terror. To the lonely themselves, it wears a mask. The most miserable outcast hugs some memory or some illusion."
-Joseph Conrad
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Aramor
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Awesome, we have a Captain Holland:
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I give you... The captain of the All Blacks!!
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Here is captain Belgium:
He has the powers to make people believe in him, Ruin entire governements, making a country look like an even bigger joke, and after all that, still run for European parliament.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:57 am Post subject: |
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| Syn wrote: | I give you... The captain of the All Blacks!!
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He doesn't really look black...
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| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:29 am Post subject: |
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| Syn wrote: | I give you... The captain of the All Blacks!!
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I was wondering where the sudden smell of cheat had come from...
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| Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Syn wrote: | I give you... The captain of the All Blacks!!
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Yay Dan Carter 
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Den Zurin
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Don't forget Captain USSR:
(label on image: "Captain Sovietland leads us from victory to victory!")
and the Avengers:
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Den Zurin
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| Blaster wrote: | | If only he could conquer his own loneliness... |
Captain Russia isn't lonely! He has many friends, some of them:
Medved (bear what said "Preved!"):
Gnome:
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Gulman:
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okay, this thread is getting really weird,
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Den Zurin
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:35 am Post subject: |
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Battle tripod of comrade Stalin, image from "The Gulag Archipelago" book:
(label on image: " Tyrant Stalin goes to drink people's blood.")
BTW, Stalin vs. Hitler comics. |
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The new and improved Captain Holland, with his sidekick:
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:52 am Post subject: |
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Best thread ever!
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Captain Thread!!!
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Captain... captain... Surely, America must have a Captain! Oh yeah...
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Den Zurin
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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Captain Obvious, international superhero:
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As soon as i clicked this thread i got an add for Russian Beuties....
Hes a haxor.
Oh and i got verball yassaulted by a russian today online. Somthing about how americans should leave the server hes on... even though it was an american server group that clearly said 'AMERICA!FUCK YEAH!'
Someone used up their period in one whole setting...
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Ah, this classic US vs USSR feud never gets old.
Especially when terrorists with bad accents come into play.
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| Lunabella wrote: | | Ah, this classic US vs USSR feud never gets old. |
I blame dumbasses.
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Quick! What year is this? ARe the Soviets preparing to launch their nukes? I must warn The Watchmen!
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:32 am Post subject: |
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Captain of the nerds:
Captain pretentious:
Captain Kiddie Fiddler:
Captain Carlo Sandiego:
Captain Morgan:
Fuck I am bored
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