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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Wouldn't dream of it... _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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those Polish bastards. _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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They'll nick anything. Nailed down or not. _________________
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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They'll nick the nails, too. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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And the down. _________________
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | And the down. |
Shit, they'll nick Nothing and sell it for a few hundred plus tax. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Then steal it back and sell it someone else. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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then they steal the someone and sell them to themselves. _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | | then they steal the someone and sell them to themselves. |
But can they steal the beard of an old woman? _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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It'll be gone before you can say "Old woman, you got a beard!" _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | It'll be gone before you can say "Old woman, you got a beard!" |
They're even worse than the Romanians... _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Shit, they probably stole them Romanians as well! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Shit, they probably stole them Romanians as well! |
Alright, let's form the super special poland search and smash squad...mission: to find poland and eradicate that whole coun--
SHIT THEY STOLE THE GUNS. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! /maniacallaughter.wav _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Hmm, can't hear the sound.
The Polish probably stole it!!! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:54 am Post subject: |
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Some people could find this topic offensive...
I'm gonna report thi.... hmmm... my monitor seems to have been stolen... _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:21 am Post subject: |
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It's only a matter of time before this entire topic is stolen... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:13 am Post subject: |
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Along with your sense of humor... _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:56 am Post subject: |
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Where's my damn reply button? _________________ Back in action |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| Syn wrote: | | Along with your sense of humor... |
No, not my sense of humor. Then I'll only have my good looks and my charming personality left.
And my big swingin' cod, but I only show that on the second date... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:52 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: |
And my big swingin' cod, but I only show that on the second date... |
You have a large seagoing fish? _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Carlo Sandiego wrote: | | Aramor wrote: |
And my big swingin' cod, but I only show that on the second date... |
You have a large seagoing fish? |
Of course he does. That's why Aurelyn is totally gay for him. _________________
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Carlo Sandiego wrote: | | Aramor wrote: |
And my big swingin' cod, but I only show that on the second date... |
You have a large seagoing fish? | Not any more! _________________
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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*emerges from behind a corner and whispers confidentially*
psst, wanna buy a large seagoing fish? practically mint condition. it's a bargain, man. _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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*Hey, yeah, I'm game, just let me get my... wait? Where's my pants?!* _________________
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