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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:52 am Post subject: |
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Put a lot of them in a post a Grammar Nazi is sure to read so he will bang his head against the wall until he dies of it.
A bucket of vacuum. _________________
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:25 am Post subject: |
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All, I, got, is, beat, someone, around, the, head, with, it, then, piss, on, their, dead, body.
A plastic tumbler of warm piss. _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:07 am Post subject: |
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Inject straight into the bloodstream.
An Iphone (I hope the phone gets destroyed in the process as well) _________________ Back in action |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:07 am Post subject: |
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Rig it with C4, then shove it up someone's ass so hard, you can see his nostrils flare when he gets a call, and then detonate it, also destroying the phone.
A cloud. _________________
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:30 am Post subject: |
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make it rain at a guy whos afraid of water.
a fishing net _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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Make a naked hot chick wear it.
A koosh ball _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: |
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Inject directly into the bloodstream.
This forum. _________________ Back in action |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:04 am Post subject: |
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unleash Nron!
double layer dvd-r. _________________ i have no time for anal love
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Fill it up with stuff ranging from Goatse to Church of Fudge, then tape someone to a chair and make him watch it over and over and over and over.
A dollar. _________________
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:28 am Post subject: |
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spend it infront of a hobo.
pancakes _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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SUFFOCATE THAT SUCKAH!
Or, you know, poison it, maybe.
One cubic centimetre of pure water. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Shrink somebody and then drown them.
A set of car speakers. _________________
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Install crudely into your victim. Let's hope he plays some great tracks before dying.
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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make a nail pointing outta it then hit person repeatedly till he falls dead, then hit him 3 more times.
a postage stamp _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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CHOKAH THAT SUCKAH! CAUSAH DA... ASPHYXIATION... AH?!
A single photon. _________________
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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Sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:21 am Post subject: |
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Beat the crap out of the lamp with a sledge hammer until the nuclear material becomes unstable, then hit someone in the head with the sledge hammer...
an apple core. with a worm in it. sitting in the bottom of a hobo's shopping trolley. _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:25 am Post subject: |
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Convince someone to steal it. The hobo will do the rest.
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:35 am Post subject: |
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melt it down, sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats (couldn't help myself, sorry)
A single strand of chuck norris' beard _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:12 am Post subject: |
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target is already dead.
Your escape key. _________________ Back in action |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Sharpen it and with a lot of effort you can dig a tunnel to someone's house and then kill them by slashing their wrists with a butter knife.
The sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush. _________________
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:43 am Post subject: |
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press it at the speed of light untill it tears the fabric of the universe.
a blade of grass. not weed, lawn grass. _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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attach it to a bunch of other blades of grass and make an environmentally safe ninja star  _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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A missing item to weaponize. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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Grab the words missing item from your inventory... sharpen them... and you know the rest.
A teabag. _________________
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