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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put a lot of them in a post a Grammar Nazi is sure to read so he will bang his head against the wall until he dies of it.

A bucket of vacuum.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All, I, got, is, beat, someone, around, the, head, with, it, then, piss, on, their, dead, body.


A plastic tumbler of warm piss.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inject straight into the bloodstream.



An Iphone (I hope the phone gets destroyed in the process as well)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rig it with C4, then shove it up someone's ass so hard, you can see his nostrils flare when he gets a call, and then detonate it, also destroying the phone.

A cloud.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

make it rain at a guy whos afraid of water.

a fishing net
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make a naked hot chick wear it.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inject directly into the bloodstream.





This forum.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

unleash Nron!


double layer dvd-r.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fill it up with stuff ranging from Goatse to Church of Fudge, then tape someone to a chair and make him watch it over and over and over and over.

A dollar.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

spend it infront of a hobo.

pancakes
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SUFFOCATE THAT SUCKAH!

Or, you know, poison it, maybe.

One cubic centimetre of pure water.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shrink somebody and then drown them.

A set of car speakers.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Install crudely into your victim. Let's hope he plays some great tracks before dying.




A Gutenberg bible.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

make a nail pointing outta it then hit person repeatedly till he falls dead, then hit him 3 more times.

a postage stamp
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHOKAH THAT SUCKAH! CAUSAH DA... ASPHYXIATION... AH?!

A single photon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.

A nuclear lamp.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beat the crap out of the lamp with a sledge hammer until the nuclear material becomes unstable, then hit someone in the head with the sledge hammer...

an apple core. with a worm in it. sitting in the bottom of a hobo's shopping trolley.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Convince someone to steal it. The hobo will do the rest.



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

melt it down, sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats (couldn't help myself, sorry)

A single strand of chuck norris' beard
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

target is already dead.



Your escape key.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sharpen it and with a lot of effort you can dig a tunnel to someone's house and then kill them by slashing their wrists with a butter knife.

The sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

press it at the speed of light untill it tears the fabric of the universe.

a blade of grass. not weed, lawn grass.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

attach it to a bunch of other blades of grass and make an environmentally safe ninja star Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A missing item to weaponize.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grab the words missing item from your inventory... sharpen them... and you know the rest.

A teabag.
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