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Werewolf 13

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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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make it into a toxic cloud and poisen people
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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An available WoW account to give...
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Lunabella

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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:49 am Post subject: |
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Collected over years, braided into a thin but strong lint wire, to strangle the next victim.
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Syn

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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:05 am Post subject: |
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sharpen it and with alot of effort it can be used to slash throats
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:55 am Post subject: |
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Sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Sharpen it and with... oh wait.
Uhm, throw a giant hammer and sickle onto somebody.
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Nron

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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:08 am Post subject: |
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Train it to eat flesh then do what the queers do and shove it up somones ass.
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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tell you a complicated way to disarm a bomb that is set to go off in 5 seconds.
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Werewolf 13

Gender:  Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 158 Location: NZ
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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suffocate someone with it
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Lunabella

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:20 am Post subject: |
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Post it on 4Chan
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Lace it with acid and wait till somebody puts it on.
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:53 am Post subject: |
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Wrap it tightly around a buffalo's testicles while it's facing someone else.
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Stab into targets eyesocket.
Continue untill subject stops moving.
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:37 am Post subject: |
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Ask your target to put the cap on, in 5 to 9 seconds expect a suicide... mission accomplished. OR... you could cover it in a hard setting epoxy resin, flatten it out before the resin sets, once its cured, sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:14 am Post subject: |
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Sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:23 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | Sharpen it and with a lot of effort it can be used to slash throats.
A throat. |
Son of a bitch...
Shove a broom handle down the esophagus, freeze the whole lot and beat the piss outta your enemy.
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:33 am Post subject: |
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Wrap a scrunchie tightly around its testicles while it's facing someone else.
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:34 am Post subject: |
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squeeze out in someone's face. The horror will make him run around aimlessly, right into the cliff you so conveniently dug next to him.
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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put rat poison in the water and give it to someone who just ran like 30 miles.
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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put a white LAPD cop in front of him.
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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Bludgeon someone with it.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Make a sculpture around it anda THROW THAT SUCKAH! CAUSAH DA HEAD TRAUMAH!
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:42 am Post subject: |
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freeze it and fire it out of a cannon at someones head.
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:32 am Post subject: |
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Squeeze it into someone's eye while they're driving on the Autobahn at 200mph.
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