Make a weapon out of...

Syn · Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:52 am Post subject:

THROWAH THAT SERVA! CAUSAH DA MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMAUH! Then smash the remains of the server with a sledge hammer, run over it with a 17 ton Dynapac asphalt roller, make it listen to an entire britney spears album, drop a space shuttle on it, set it on fire, piss on it, then I suppose you can throw the remains on the neighbours noisy kid while he is watching over the fence.

Season 1 of the OC
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:03 am Post subject:

Make someone watch it.

A bananahammock.
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Azrael · Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:50 am Post subject:

Apply directly to the forehead!

A peep marshmallow treat.
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Married to SpideyGirl.

Syn · Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:49 am Post subject:

Lace it with something hardcore and feed it to a homeless person.

Pez dispenser
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Gildude 14 · Gender: Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house

Eat all the pez then shove dispenser into persons ear all the way to his brain. then rotate clockwise, then counterclockwise until desired results.

a credit card
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:27 am Post subject:

Use it to buy a rocket launcher, then well... launch a rocket into someone's left eye.

Someone's left eye (sans rocket)
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Syn · Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:40 pm Post subject:

Show it to someone on Halloween and really freak them out, then for good measure, shine a laser off Aramor's head, temporarily blinding them and kick them in front of a moving train.

Bob the Builder.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Sharpen it and with a lot of effort, it can be used to slash throats.

Aramor

Syn · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:42 am Post subject:

You can't sharpen Bob The Builder!! Its just not right!! How dare you!! And if that wasn't bad enough, you used Aramor as a weapon... Do you have any idea what you have done? You have doomed us all...

Actually, i don't really care, good use of the throat slashing thing.

And my answer to your weapon of choice:

Throw him into an all Female High School, sit back and watch as you learn the true meaning of Chaos.

A copy of the original Fallout, for PC.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:02 am Post subject:

Break it in front of my eyes, and I'll go on a roaring rampage of revenge. Or, plain old carnage...

A cup of tea (not a teacup Wink

)
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Shove it up Aramor's rectum Razz

Syn's PS3

Aramor · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:42 am Post subject:

Shove it up your rectum, then pull it out again through your mouth!

It's getting personal Razz

Uhm... a can of WD-40.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Sharpen it and with a lot of effort, it can be used to slash throats.

A mouse

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:28 am Post subject:

Add fleas with plague, and release in the victims place of residence.

Again, a neutrino.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

I enlarge one and sharpen it and with a lot of effort, it can be used to slash throats or shove up rectums Razz

A panda arm (still a little twitchy)

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:03 pm Post subject:

...

You failed physics forever. I'm trying to go for at least a semblance of creativity and plausibility here, but no, you guys have to go about enlarging neutrinos and such. Christ you're a lazy lot.

As for the panda arm, put a sword in it's hand and piss off the panda the arm is attached to.

A creatively coloured marshmallow.
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Syn · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:33 pm Post subject:

How creative are we talking? Like 70's acid tripper color swirl or phosphorescent green? Either way, lace it with LSD and give it to a 12 year old. 'A weapon of entertainment' i call this process.

1 page of a news paper.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:24 am Post subject:

Wrap it around some dogshit, put it on someone's porch, then light it. Ring the bell and when he steps out run him over with a Hummer. Repeatedly. Until the paper stopped burning. And then some more.

A queue.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:04 am Post subject:

Grow it out, approach your victim, and then whip that suckah with your queue, Jackie Chan style.

Batman. Yes that same Batman who doesn't kill anybody.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:15 am Post subject:

Strap someone tightly to Batman, and then let Batman fly into outerspace, killing your victim and ofcourse not Batman, since the Goddamn Batman can breathe in space!

A limp noodle.
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Syn · Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject:

One simple word: Viagra, then after a short while, it should be hard enough to stab through someones eyeball.

An Atomic Clock.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:42 am Post subject:

Adjust the time and then tell the rest of the world that they've been living 3.5 hours too late everyday of their entire life. Chaos ensues.

A CAT scan.
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Syn · Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:01 am Post subject:

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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Syn didn't give me anything to kill with Sad

Anyways,

A dried up scrotum Razz

@Syn - Do you play Resistance 2 online?

Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Sharpen it and with enough effort it can be used to shove up someone's rectum.

An enlarged and sharpened neutrino.

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