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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:16 pm    Post subject: 5318008 Reply with quote

I thought we all might have some fun digging up an old calculator, typing out 5318008 and taking a pic. If you're like me you just use the calculator on your mobile phone or PDA these days, so finding a working calculator is a bit of an adventure. I had to pull some AAA batteries out of a remote for this one.



The punch line for my pic is that the calculator is actually capable of writing "BOOBIES" the right way up because it's one of those huge Texas Instruments programmable things. I'm hoping to dig up an old LED pocket calc before this thread goes cold.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hurry, Hurry! FUCKIN HURRY!!!!!!! Too late, it went cold...

I found and old calculator... Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Mine's the best calculator ever.

Edit: No, wait. Now it's the best calculator ever.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol boobies.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"lol boobies" would actually be 5318008707.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good point.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was actually thinking l = 1 and 7 = t at the time because of that whole 1337 thing.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

another good point.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop screwing with the elegant simplicity of BOOBIES.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This makes me wonder if any of teh womens on this forum ever did anything this weird when they were younger...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still say a 7 is a better L.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Carlo you ain't shit, beat this for age:



my boss still uses this pre-historic mother!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uses whose prehistoric mother?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Uses whose prehistoric mother?

Carlo's, duh.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine looks shiny, new and small, but it's actually rough, ancient and ginormous.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the real Carlo Sandiego wrote:
Mine looks shiny, new and small, but it's actually rough, ancient and ginormous.


Your mum?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure I was talking about calculators here.

That was less predictable than last time, but still...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeh I'm sure you were Bloo, but common, your mum is hard to forget...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the real Carlo Sandiego wrote:


That was less predictable than last time, but still...


That's what she said.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeh I'm sure you were Bloo, but common, your mum is hard to forget...

HIV can be a bitch, I'm sure...
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That's what she said.

Yeah? Well, you... you're not very nice, you.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the real Carlo Sandiego wrote:
Carlo's Mama wrote:
Yeh I'm sure you were Bloo, but common, your mum is hard to forget...

HIV can be a bitch, I'm sure...


10 points for an awesome comeback.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloo wrote:
HIV can be a bitch, I'm sure...


Really? She give it to you as well?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Syn wrote:
Bloo wrote:
HIV can be a bitch, I'm sure...


Really? She give it to you as well?


HAHAHAHA! I caught one!

... Confused...

This is a first...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nron wrote:
Syn wrote:
Bloo wrote:
HIV can be a bitch, I'm sure...


Really? She give it to you as well?


HAHAHAHA! I caught one!

... Confused...

This is a first...


Actually, to correct that you would either need to replace the "give" with "gave", or insert the implied "Did" into the beginning of the sentence.

Fail.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Actually, to correct that you would either need to replace the "give" with "gave", or insert the implied "Did" into the beginning of the sentence.

Fail.

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