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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok so new people moved in to a house outside my neighborhood.

The old people who used to live there were nice and quiet.

So my nephew (he's five) came to visit and was riding his bike. My grandmother lives on the road outside the neighborhood as well. She rode there. Ten minutes into the visit his bike is gone. So I walk around and see it outside the new people's garage. I walk up and the wife walks out and starts accusing me of stealing the bike. I tell her its my nephew's and she glares at the kid until he cries. So I take him away.

I plan to get that bike. And get back at that bitch.
Verdict: Needs work.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, I would be pissed as well if that stuff happens. Are you sure you have the drivers for your keyboard all properly installed? Maybe that's what causes the horrible spelling.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good lord the hating dosnt stop. Confused

Anywhoo: I got that bitch!

Hahahaha! A few stinkbombs composed of pure peppermint extract, some homemade smoke bombs, and a lil property destruction (fireworks;Gotta love em)
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nron wrote:
Good lord the hating dosnt stop. Confused

Anywhoo: I got that bitch!

Hahahaha! A few stinkbombs composed of pure peppermint extract, some homemade smoke bombs, and a lil property destruction (fireworks;Gotta love em)


Mature.

So you're a gun-toting, fist-fighting, grizzled ten year old?

I'm getting mixed signals here.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
I'm getting mixed signals here.


I bet that ain't the first time he heard that Wink

Okay, I'll stop with teasing him.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nooooo....

I just dont let people fuck with my nephew. He's FIVE for gods sake! She didnt have to make him cry. And she certainly shouldnt have taken the bike and then claimed that it was on her property!

Plus she cant prove i did it. Whats he boyfriend going to do? Beat me up?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I just don't let people fuck with my nephew. He's FIVE for god's sake! She didn't have to make him cry. And she certainly shouldn't have taken the bike and then claimed that it was on her property!
Plus, she can't prove I did it. What's her boyfriend going to do? Beat me up?

Yes, it is low to pick on a kid. But if she took it, then she is more than likely correct in then saying that it is on her property.

Also, please stop with the apostrophe hatin'. Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh... Noo.. It was on my mothers LAWN. This persons house is about three yards AWAY. On the opposite side of the street.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But when you tried to get it back... Oh, never mind.

You know, we should just nuke everyone that makes us feel bad.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't we go with crowbar to the face in a dark alley? A little less collateral damage and stuff...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone give Nron a Supersledge!! A kid sneezed near his fence!!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And speaking of the crowbar thing...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Syn wrote:
Someone give Nron a Supersledge!! A kid sneezed near his fence!!


Dude, that's harsh. Don't you know a Supersledge does 18 - 36 damage?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

with or without full melee?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's not how Fallout works.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another thing that pissed me off.

My mods keep crashing on Fallout!

Cept my Enclave Commander mod

oh and This
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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with or without full melee?


The thing I like most about you Nron, is that you fail with dignity.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a born talent im afraid.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUCKING AVP3 ISN'T COMING TO AUSTRALIA!!! Looks like I am going to have to buy it from the UK. Maggots.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn.. I will have to piss on a projector for ya Syn
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL. Aussies.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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FUCKING AVP3 ISN'T COMING TO AUSTRALIA!!! Looks like I am going to have to buy it from the UK. Maggots.


When is it actually coming out?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Syn wrote:
FUCKING AVP3 ISN'T COMING TO AUSTRALIA!!! Looks like I am going to have to buy it from the UK. Maggots.


When is it actually coming out?


Not soon enough
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its actually been accepted into aus, after alot of gamers protested about it, released here on the 10th of Feb. I have already pre-ordered the "Hunters Edition" which comes with a few other bits and pieces, face hugger, steel case and shit like that.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its 905am on a Saturday morning and I am at work, when I could be at home sleeping. Whats more, the job I was supposed to be doing canceled on me.
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