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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what's making me laugh more, today's comic or this thread Razz
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was pregnant when I got here, officer!
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about a falcon PAWNCH to the gut? That usually takes care of unwanted pregnancies.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What about a falcon PAWNCH to the gut? That usually takes care of unwanted pregnancies.


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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lol'd.
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better death.

Death by falling off a building, landing on a giant trampoline, being catapulted into the back of a truck carrying attractive women and lemon cake, thrown out the back, skidding off the road into a canyon, and then getting gored by a hang-glider.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel sorry for Tim Buckley a little bit.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You feel sorry for a copypasting egomaniac paedophile, with shit for a sense of humour, who feels it's a good move to ram a miscarriage storyline into a "wacky" gaming webcomic?

Yeah I guess I can see where you're coming from.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now lets think, we named the best way to die. What is the worst way.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now lets think, we named the best way to die. What is the worst way.


Catastrophic heart failure caused by half second orgasm at the age of sixteen.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Falling in the Sarlacc pit and being digested in a 1000 years. While you're on fire. And constipated.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fighting this thing.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Falling in the Sarlacc pit and being digested in a 1000 years. While you're on fire. And constipated.


LOL!! No shit...?! Razz
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Falling in the Sarlacc pit and being digested in a 1000 years. While you're on fire. And constipated.

All while leaving your oven on and forgetting to pick your sister's kid up from school.

But shit, as they say, happens.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, and just before you fall in the pit, the woman of your dreams calls you and says she wants you.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also she's a man.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and then you realize your penis is going to rot off because of a nasty flesh eating bacteria you caught from a whore in Mos Eisley...
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since you're being digested anyway, I don't see that being too much of an extra headache. It could be a little game you could play while dying: make the stomach acids and the bacteria race for your soft tissue.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conman wrote:
Now lets think, we named the best way to die. What is the worst way.

heathen.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So conmans a terrorist now right? Sorry ive been away on my uh "buisness"
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So conmans a terrorist now right? Sorry ive been away on my uh "buisness"


You fail at being Azrael.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So conmans a terrorist now right? Sorry ive been away on my uh "buisness"


You sure take a long time to masturbate.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conman wrote:
Now lets think, we named the best way to die. What is the worst way.


Brain aneuryism after losing an argument to Conman or Nron on strength of argument and/or validity.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So conmans a terrorist now right? Sorry ive been away on my uh "buisness"


You fail at being Azrael.

Now where did that come from?
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Alternate Spideygal wrote:
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So conmans a terrorist now right? Sorry ive been away on my uh "buisness"


You fail at being Azrael.

Now where did that come from?


Well, I think it is because Azrael was being annoyingly secretive about something. And now this Nron fellow sounded kind of like him, what with all the cryptic quotation marks and the like.

Quite honestly, though, can any of us really deny that he fails at being Azrael? The fact that he, truly, is NOT Azrael speaks volumes towards my point.

The End.
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