Remember Duke Nukem Forever?

Simon_Says · Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:10 am Post subject: Remember Duke Nukem Forever?

Well, 3D Realms is going out of business. 12 years waiting and it's finally confirmed that DNF is never going gold. About. Fucking. Time.
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Alternate Spideygal · Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:47 am Post subject:

Nooo!! I loved Duke Nukem!
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Frost · Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:21 pm Post subject:

Actually, what I heard is that it got picked up by a different team. Which would be WONDERFUL news, if true.
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arsah · Gender: Joined: 08 May 2009 Posts: 1

That was a good post,very informative.

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Frost · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:55 am Post subject:

Blaster · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:17 pm Post subject:

Hm, should I delete the account, or see if it does anything interesting?
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Aramor · Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:11 am Post subject:

I'd go with the first option.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:11 am Post subject:

Leave it. It isn't doing any harm.
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Azrael · Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:03 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:17 pm Post subject:

All the tests came back negative. It's clean.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:38 am Post subject:

Have you double checked and cross referenced all the results?
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Aurelyn · Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:48 am Post subject:

Check it for H1N1 A?
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Azrael · Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject:

Boil it in water! It will likely not survive, but we know it'll be clean for sure.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:09 pm Post subject:

And then put it in cryogenic stasis, build a time machine, travel to the year 2382 and see if it's still clean.
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Werewolf 13 · Gender: Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 158 Location: NZ

Omg Duke Nukem Twisted Evil

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Syn · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 10:35 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:14 am Post subject:

If it isn't it don't matter, because you're in 2382 with a time machine. You can do whatever you want.
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I got a stubborn little chubby when I imagined all the hardcore believers breaking down in tears about this.

I still have it.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:46 am Post subject:

It's amazing how little you need to amuse yourself.

Teach me!
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I have learned to love my fellow man unconditionally. Now I just refuse to.

Oh and hey, there's some buzz going around that this is all a big, stupid publicity stunt. I hope not.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:10 am Post subject:

I don't really see how that is going to help them. I mean, the real fans have been waiting 12 years. After this news they probably burned all their Duke Nukem stuff and gave their shotgun a blowjob. And then after a month they're gonna say "We were just kidding, here's the game. Hello? Die hard fans? Where are you!!!"
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Maybe they hate hardcore fans.

I can respect that.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:15 pm Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:33 pm Post subject:

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF SARCASM

I was nearly put to tears at the end of the sheer brilliance of the way he presented his argument.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:53 am Post subject:

Oh fuck me... It's fucking brown. BROWN!
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