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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Crotchfire Has A Stupid Idea Reply with quote

So here's my stupid idea. I have 2 female professors this semester, and interestingly, both are kind of attractive. They're both 40-50 age range, and given my confessed extracurricular activities, well, I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Note, this isn't motivated by a desire to get good grades. I just want to have fun. Now, I need to do some probing for information on these women before I could possibly undertake seducing one or both of them... such as, whether or not they're married, how discreet they can be, whether their past behavior indicates that they could grade me objectively given the circumstances... But the idea has come to me and piqued my interest.

The potential fallout is discouraging, though. Perhaps it's the sense of danger that makes the idea so intriguing. I tend not to be such a risk-taker, but nonetheless...

I'm of a double-mind about this, any thoughts?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would be cool if you could pull it off, but think of the possible consequences when things don't work out the way you wanted to... or the possible consequences if things do work out. If you get what I mean...
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Crotchfire Has A Stupid Idea Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
So here's my stupid idea. I have 2 female professors this semester, and interestingly, both are kind of attractive.


all I thought in my mind after that sentence to the end was "THREESOME THREESOME CROTCHFIRE IS GETTINg A THREESOME!!!!"
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hrm... very intruiguing.

If you get one of them Crotch, I'll make you an avatar. If you get both, I'll nominate you for moderatorship.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TEH STAKES ARE RAISED.
Be smooth, Crotchfire, smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of avatars, how is your so big and flashy? Mines small and dull, only because thats all it would let me do. Im not even talking about filesize, it has to be under, what is it, 80 pixels by 80 pixels? Yours is like, twice that. I just don't get it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he has teh haxing modmin powers.


at least thats what I think.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have a strong opinion either way, but if you go for it, then be careful.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds too messy. But hey, should anything go public, they are the ones who have to worry, not you. Wink
Oh, and the traditional way to see if someone is married is to look for a wedding ring.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go for it!!!

no one on this planet should turn down the chance to get freaky with one's professor! and given your "gift" i'm sure you'll handle yourself well... just be veeeeery careful
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

thats an order pirvate!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For fuck's sake....



Shocked

Makes me wonder whether my students talk about me this way...

Anyway, I suggest you just give it a try.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for every geek that has ever been fantasizing about his sexy teacher... for the generations of tradition that are behind you...
crotchfire, my friend, you have a moral duty to do it.
*plays the geek anthem*
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Makes me wonder whether my students talk about me this way...


At the beginning of the class just ask "All who want to have sexings with me, raise their hand..."
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sal_p wrote:
*plays the geek anthem*

What IS the geek anthem?
I must know.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AYB ofcourse...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

saywhatnow? Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AYB... a.k.a. AYBABTU...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IN ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I knows aramor well enough he'll post it in german or somthing...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CelticPredatoress wrote:
IN ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!


It is english my dear... it's an abbreviation for "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank you, that was what i wanted to know. now was that so hard?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really... no... anything else you wanna know?
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