Paintball

Frost · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject: Paintball

Paintball is the best sport if you ask me. To hell with soccer!!
_________________
You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Crotchfire · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject:

Ah, but you see the best sport is in fact PORN, as established by a previous thread.
_________________
The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

Frost · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject:

its a close runner up, but...no Very Happy

_________________
You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject:

Frost... your over enthusiasm is nauseating.

Frost · Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject:

umm...im sorry? I'll be lifeless and boring from now on.
_________________
You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Dahaka · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:48 pm Post subject:

Nothing compares after you've hunted man. But get a real gun, paint is for sniffing.
_________________
"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary, for those who do not, none shall suffice."

Crotchfire · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject:

Would have been funnier had you said "Huffing".
_________________
The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject:

Puff puff pass the paint pipe.
_________________

ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

anyway..back on topic..I like paintball. seen it a few time. When i will finaly play the game I want to go all john woo and just have 2 pistols and run around, shooting people. With paintball do you perfer teams or everyman for himself?
_________________
"You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."

"Bite my 50% miss chance."

--Order of the Stick

Mr Xeno · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject:

i remeber when i and my dad was going out to shot thing, like
birds, but its hard like hell to take down eagels with an ak47 or
m195 sniper rifle
_________________
2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?

Frost · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:24 pm Post subject:

Teams are great. I like capture the flag.
_________________
You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Mr Xeno · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:34 pm Post subject:

yeah i like that to but wit paint guns not real guns
_________________
2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?

Guest · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:42 am Post subject:

paintball blinking hurts!

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Just how the fuck do you blink a paintball?

Also, I really don't like it. Sure, the idea of going around in woods, parking lots(people complain about this, though) and pretty much any terrain with a sufficient amount of obstacles, nooks, corners and whatnots is fun and all, but people keep shooting me in the face.

This is something I do not appreciate.
_________________
bitchez n hose

AAATripper · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject:

you're supposed to wear a mask, preventing face injuries. Also, airsoft is much cooler than the Quake3ish paintball sport. Airsoft is the thinking mans game...
_________________

Corporal Waffle · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:24 am Post subject:

Have any of you tried to shot paintball bullets (not balls) from a gun?
its quite funny Razz

A3G3 with paintball Razz

_________________

bleekaface · Gender: Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 43 Location: Boston

I've only played paint ball a couple of times. The place i went too wasnt too bad, they gave you everything; gun, camo, bullets. The best part was the game called Predator, where it was everyone versus one of the guys that worked at the place...30 on 1 sounds easy but not when we got those shitty rented guns and he's got the high velocity rifle picking you off. Bastard.

siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

I hate paintball. Especially since a bunch of pricks in their prick-like "I have a small penis" car drove up near me on the street when I was on the sidewalk; while my back was turned on them and I guess they couldn't control their willpower because they shot me in the lower back and then sped off like cowards. Not only did it hurt like fucking hell and bruised up my back, but my new and favorite white t-shirt was ruined.

Fuck paintball and everyone who enjoys the "sport"...if you can call it a sport.
_________________
plz to be visiting my board of predator debauchery

bleekaface · Gender: Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 43 Location: Boston

siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

bleekaface · Gender: Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 43 Location: Boston

siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

Guest · Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:01 am Post subject:

helmet boy · Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:13 am Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject:

	Alien Loves Predator Forum Index -> Sports	All times are GMT - 5 Hours page 1, 2, 3 Next
Page 1 of 3