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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...release mysterious pheromones into the atmosphere that cause love even between...
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...Munan and Simon. Everybody's reaction was...
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... "Yiff in hell you furry bastards!", but the affair was very, very, short lived, because...

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...Simon had a way to small...
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...budget, which meant they could never...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...buy that wonderfully adorned longship filled with...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...pheromone crazed wolverines...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... of wondrous wonder. ...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Thankfully, it eventually transpired that...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Blue Moon decided to...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...take up origami instead of...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When a post-apocalyptic drunk dutch santa and an awesome triceratops predalien love each other very much, and are married, a horrible plague hits! Then everyone loses their minds! But afterwards they take up their torches and pitchforks against the abomination that has been spawned in order to teach us a valuable lesson in the dynamics of human pair bonding. Then a certain mandrill becomes embroiled in the scandal as he is mistaken for the re-incarnation of Craig, who at the time was busy unearthing a lost mayan city in the yucatan, until the shark jumped the gun with all the marriage talk on the first date with Cthulhu's son, who had a PhD in ass blasting! No one knows to this day why or how this thread explains Aramor's pregnancy but our improv does not matter because it is obvious that the crack is wack and the pope is dope, but furthermore Munan may demand an explanation for this bullshit but only if he finds the picture that Angelus once made but until then, we will continue with perversion of the original caterpillar eyebrows of wondrous wonder and while some might accuse Khushi of being related to Buzz Killington it's obvious that the Killingtons would never allow a marriage with a triceratops skeleton. Now to make a new sentence, wherein a sentient doughnut named Herbert Lee Miller who always wondered where were his tasty snacks made from mead, concussed chupacabra, and where were the Ewoks after the debris from the Second Death Star detroyed the forest moon that is Endor. But then the mighty kraken got it on with the Leviathan and they had a baby named Aramor who is now evading the Agents after him in a giant, deadly game of pass the parcel which was invented by none other than the Holy Brahmin himself, who frequently used Aramor to demand explanations for bullshit. I suppose we should end this while we still can although still possible is a timely intervention by the tree canoneers! Who's creed is it anyway, to all of a sudden release mysterious pheromones into the atmosphere that cause love even between Munan and Simon. Everybody's reaction was "Yiff in hell you furry bastards!", but the affair was very, very, short lived, because Simon had a way to small budget, which meant they could never buy that wonderfully adorned longship filled with pheromone crazed wolverines of wondrous wonder. Thankfully, it eventually transpired that Blue Moon decided to take up origami instead of... making various internets and...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...thus became the inventor of...
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... the World of Papercraft franchise...
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...conceived by Steve Jobs and...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... stolen by...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...the great Gascon, Cyrano de Bergerac, and his mighty nose which then...
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...fell from his face and grew legs, as he was in fact merely a replica created by The Thing, after it's eventual journey from Antarctica to...
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...Cleavage, New Jersey, the town made famous by...
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...its stapler museum...
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...on top of a brachiosaurus...
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... of much rejoicing. ...
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..and festivites, The Thing became attached to its new home and became a resident, where it was killed in a traffic collision caused by none other than...
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...the love child of Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee, a deadly assassin known only as "The...
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...Keeper of the Holy Lake Where the Mu Mu Mate" who informed his wise counselor about this bullshit, upon which the elders demanded an explanation for it...


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