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| GySgt Nron |
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| Rikugan Chui Bloo |
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| 1st Lt. Azrael |
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| Private Whore |
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| Corporal Waffle |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject: Armystyle your Profile. |
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Ok, I kinda got this Idea from Aramor. (Or Private Whore if you want)
Simple enough:
Put a "Rank" in front of your name, fix your Avatars and sigs.
Profiles made before Dec. 14 will be entered in a poll. Voting end after a week.
The winner gets the title of "ProfilePimpMaster" PPM in short.
(Hey we don't have any better things to do right??)
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vote vote vote!!!!
(sorry I'm a little late, but I had a little problem with the Internet... _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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Done _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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Not to be a complete killjoy, but would you mind scaling down your picture of the half nekkid woman? I don't have anything against that sort of stuff, but I do have a problem with it taking up half the screen. _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Yes ma'am _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks! _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| See, Aramor, er, Private Whore, Nron's got the right idea. Your picture of a girl with a gun was just really creepy... her eyes gave me nightmares. |
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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This seems fun, I'll give it a go.
My avatar may change in due time, but I think my sig is passable, especially since the quote is a commonly known mantra. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
Married to SpideyGirl. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Great, now I have to change my sig... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I guess I'll have to join in on this. Does being a commy count? |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't specify any country/government type, so yeah i guess that counts in. _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Thank God... the insignia in my avatar is actually german  _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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Alright, I'm going to armystyle my whole profile later on. I just need a new sig and avatar... I think I'll go with Iwo Jima or something. The Japanese side of the story of course.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:52 am Post subject: |
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I hold nothing but contempt for this idea. I'm not joining.
And it's not because I can't find good Panda pictures to army-stylize. Seriously. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:55 am Post subject: |
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Well, your sig already looks army-ish... I mean, we also never specified which century the army should be from. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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If you're in, I'll find you a Panda Female! _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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Can't go along with this.
I could fire a gun and so forth, but...seriously. Following ORDERS? _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants?
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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Become a Sky Marshall and give the orders. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Ticktockcitrus wrote: | Can't do it...
I'm a career civilian. Diplomat. Spy. Capoeirista. Scholar.
I could fire a gun and so forth, but...seriously. Following ORDERS? |
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| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Corporal Waffle wrote: | | Ticktockcitrus wrote: | Can't do it...
I'm a career civilian. Diplomat. Spy. Capoeirista. Scholar.
I could fire a gun and so forth, but...seriously. Following ORDERS? |
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waffle, stop misquoting me, dammit!
 _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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I do believe that the babe with the M4 is kikin all ur asses _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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You may have hotness, but I have... Mario. Which, in retrospect, isn't gay at all...
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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I have some poor sod getting a chainsaw to the hurt. Army-style or not, it is awesome. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:56 am Post subject: |
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I just love it when you promote violence my darling Azrael. _________________
Married to Azrael.
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:44 am Post subject: |
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I like the satire of my sig. The quote; Only the strongest will survive. is the key idea of Darwinism, meaning those that are not able to adapt or survive, will indeed come to an end in due time. Of course Darwin did not actually refer to sneaking up on someone with chainsaw, the image itself was a straightforward and somewhat comical way of expressing the meaning. Adaptation, cunning, endurance and finesse are essential to life and survival in a grittier setting. The gif in my sig demonstrates that the chainswee was not prepared to be brutally killed by a tool that is actually used for cutting down trees, he died proving Darwinism. Any clever being would have simply evaded the chainsaw or at least check his 6 [behind]. Instead he stands there flailing his arms and accepts his doom. In fact any simple being could have plainly heard the revving chainsaw coming near. The chainsawer earned an easy kill, and anything too dim to actually get chainsawed so easily while being perfectly capable to avoid the situation altogether deserves theier violent end.
I've had enough experience to understand that competence is a good feature to have. So I take this idea as one of my mantras. It is cynical in the context I use it, but it makes sense in certain circumstances. Shortly, "don't be an idiot". Only the strongest will survive. indeed.
And in a less articualte avowal; chainsaw kills in Gears are fucking awesome. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:56 am Post subject: |
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| Ticktockcitrus wrote: | | [Bruce's smug mug!] |
Haha, that picture is awesome.
Then again, anything with Bruce "Korben "John "Yippe-ka-yay motherfucker" McClane" Dallas" Willis on it aweome. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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