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Contest II: Haiku - WINNER: Holly

 
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Voting is over!
Apartment too small | Girls like rich, non-monster types | Abe takes cold showers
19%
 19%  [ 9 ]
Kiera Knightley's hot | Chestburster couldn't break through | That rock hard torso
10%
 10%  [ 5 ]
I will volunteer | as Abe's girlfriend for the week | and Preston can watch.
41%
 41%  [ 19 ]
the chicken is done | i can scratch my ass from here | the chicken is done
6%
 6%  [ 3 ]
When the cockroaches | think they have a you problem | you know you're ugly
21%
 21%  [ 10 ]
Total Votes : 46

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 10:46 pm    Post subject: Contest II: Haiku - WINNER: Holly Reply with quote

Thanks to all of you who submitted one or more haikus to the aLp HAIKU Contest (see here for original thread. I didn't bother counting how many total entries we ended up with, but it was somewhere between 100 and 200.

Congratulation to Holly for winning the contest by popular vote. All 3 of her submissions were good enough to win in my book. Holly wins the new Predator: Concrete Jungle video game, if she wants it. If she doesn't she wins 10 ALP DOLLARS! Approximate monetary value: $0.00.

Stay tuned for the next contest!

Thanks again,
Bernie

-- The 5 Finalists
1.
Apartment too small
Girls like rich, non-monster types
Abe takes cold showers
- gator

2.
Kiera Knightley's hot
Chestburster couldn't break through
That rock hard torso
- Treach

3.
I will volunteer
as Abe's girlfriend for the week
and Preston can watch.
- Holly

4.
the chicken is done
i can scratch my ass from here
the chicken is done
- *MO*

5.
When the cockroaches
think they have a you problem
you know you're ugly
- Holly


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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

go holly go holly go!
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whoever wins idd say theyr lucky!
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm for Holly!!!! Man that girl can take one for the team. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*starry eyes* You like me, you really like me!

I, personally, liked Antidistinctlyminty's:

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Oh Abe and Preston
Apartment with a nude view?
Now she's gone! Denied!

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Holly should win Wink
Especially with the one with the cockroaches.
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go Holly!
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly deserves it!!!

GO HOLLY
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly, I registered to this board just to be able to vote on you.

You go girl! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, what she said.
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:58 am    Post subject: Number 1! Reply with quote

I vote number 1, forget you guys. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm... no clue how most of those became finalists. Whatever, holly's gem went up there, and that one was obviously gonna win anyway. As for all of you who voted for 1, 2 and 4 (including bernie): What's WRONG with you? Oh, I see, you were all distracted by the Kiera Knightly reference. Damn New Yorkers. GO HOLLY!
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, Holly wins. Congrats! Do you want the video game? If you do, I hope you want the PS2 version because that's what Vivendi sent me. If you want the Xbox version, let me know and I'll see what I can do. If you don't want the game at all, then you win 10 ALP DOLLARS! Approximate monetary value = $0.00.
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I contacted a guru and he said that the one with most votes will win.
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100 smilies, an overall record. IN YOUR FACE, EVERYONE!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations, Holly! Cool
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats Holly! I bet if your third one was in the voting, it would've beaten all the others too.

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yippie!! Great news after a long day at work. Big thanks to everybody who voted, and everybody who came up with funny haikus. I still think there were a bunch of great ones in there. How'd I manage to win?

*edit* Oops, forgot, yes, the PS2 version is great. Haven't got an X-Box. I'll PM you with my mailing address, is that okay?
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! Congrats Holly!!
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:59 am    Post subject: yaaaaaaaaaaaaa Reply with quote

VOTE ABE TAKES COLD SHOWERS
WHAT THE HECK
ITS A BEAST Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:

I, personally, liked Antidistinctlyminty's


Yay!!! Praise from the Haiku Master. Or Mistress.
Mmmm... Mistresssssss Holly.

Belated Congratufufulations Holly... I woulda voted for one of your several hundred that made the short-list, but I was on holiday. There was no internet.
It was harrowing, but reading a week and a half of missed ALP all in one lump made it all better again.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
There was no internet.
It was harrowing, but reading a week and a half of missed ALP all in one lump made it all better again.


Oh yeah, nothing better than binging on ALP Laughing Thanks!
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