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 Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:42 am Post subject: Forum contest - e-marriage to Ipsa |
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| cfos wrote: | | I suggest that the suitors describe their intentions, proposals, doweries and submit to Ipsa's (and the painful circle that includes all of us) questions and allow the more than fair Ipsa to decide for herself, much like the wise Blaster suggested. |
So here it starts: the e-duel for Ipsa's love, much like MTV's "Dismissed" or "A Shot at Love" or something, but then the virtual aLp-type version of that.
We start with cfos's list. Contestors must submit their
- intentions
- proposals
- doweries
In the next round they must argue why their intentions, proposals and doweries are better than their opponent's. In the third round Ispa and others can ask them questions.
Contestors are Simon Says and Aurelyn, but I guess others can join in. Ipsa decides who can actually contest. At a certain moment, at Ipsa's request, the contest closes and then she can either decide for herself, appoint a jury or (my personal favourite) we have a poll!!!!111!!!!lolz
Now for round one. Gentlemen, submit your intentions, proposals and doweries!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:29 am Post subject: |
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This outa be good. Wait! Dont we need like a game host? How bout... SEAN CONNERY!!!!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:32 am Post subject: |
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today'sh show ish gonna be shpectacular!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:36 am Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | | today'sh show ish gonna be shpectacular! |
And i rest my case as to of who should be the host 
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:22 am Post subject: |
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I'd like to have a go at it. But uhm... what exactly is meant by doweries? And for that matter, what do the other two things exactly mean. I'm not that familiar with marriage in english 
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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who would expect a whore to know much about marriage anyway?
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Connery: The day ishmine! I'll take famoush tittiesh for 400.
Trebek: Titles. Famous Titles.
Connery: DAMN!
Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book, 'Gone With The Wind' ... Mr. Connery?
Connery: Dolly Parton.
Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery, not 'Titties.'
Connery: Not a fan of the ladiesh, are you Trebek?
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Sean Connery wrote: | | <stuff> |
You're not allowed as a suitor.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Zuh-zuh-zuh-zing! Denied!
*Stuff in progress.*
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Aramor, I suppose you're not impressing Ipsa by not even taking the effort to get a dictionary (online or otherwise).
Also, I'll do the hosting. Gentlemen, I'm still waiting for your doweries, proposals and intentions. Are you men or are you mice - and which of the two do you think Ipsa will want to marry? Right, so be quick and bold about it.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | | Sean Connery wrote: | | <stuff> |
You're not allowed as a suitor. |
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Well lashy, If you had read youd have noticed i shaid i wash hosht of thish here game show, sho shit down.
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Oh shecound thought, Ill jusht be a very intrushive shpectator.
*A Jepardy booth rises out of the floor*
Any objectionsh?
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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*facepalm*
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Ill take that ash a no
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Careful, her real e-husband might come back from a twenty-year journey of wine and sex and kill you all. |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Bloo wrote: | | Careful, her real e-husband might come back from a twenty-year journey of wine and sex and kill you all. |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Is anyone else kinda curious as to whether Ipsa has any "deal-breakers"?? You know, like voting republican or refusing to recycle...
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:49 am Post subject: |
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That's an interesting question.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:05 am Post subject: |
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good point. maybe it's Ipsa who should start by stating her turnons and turnoffs?
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | | Aramor, I suppose you're not impressing Ipsa by not even taking the effort to get a dictionary (online or otherwise). |
Whatever happened to men being butch and not asking for help. Or directions. I'm trying to break that stereotype.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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| cfos wrote: | | Is anyone else kinda curious as to whether Ipsa has any "deal-breakers"?? You know, like voting republican or refusing to recycle... |
Nerds/Geeks: good.
Idiots: bad.
Must like animals.
Must like bacon or have liked bacon in the past
Won't make me watch a chick-flick
Will take out the trash
I think that might be about it... Oh, and good personal hygiene.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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*Dings Buzzer*
Hold on their lashy! You might wanna exshplain to thesh young bachalorsh what an "idiot" would be.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| The explanation to that bullshit has already been justified when demanded a few months back. Also, Google, my friend. Google. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Sean Connery wrote: | | Hold on their lashy! You might wanna exshplain to thesh young bachalorsh what an "idiot" would be. |
^^^^^^^^
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