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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's not pretty when you wake up at 5 am to nausea. :\

Congratulations! You're pregnant.

Jolly Aramor wrote:
Wasn't me!
...
Then again, it's my own fault. Got in bed around 7:30 this morning, completely drunk, and I woke up around 4 this afternoon.

Ah well
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You've just convinced me that it was you. You bastard.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You've just convinced me that it was you. You bastard.


No, no. The bastard is what results of this union. Aramor is a Spawn-Camper.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or it could be.. the stomach bug?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or it could be.. the stomach bug?


Sorry, this is the internet. Only rumor and scandal allowed.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna be an e-daddy?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dos that mean we have to throw babyshowers? And take you out to the tavern so you can sulk about your life?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh we should totally do this - an AlP e-baby! Aramor and Khushi will be the perfect set of e-parents. and we will all be godfathers and godmothers.
i think you should call the baby Zeev. regardless of the sex.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about me?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i think you should call the baby Zeev.


I think we should decide what to call the baby, thank you very much.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jolly Aramor wrote:
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i think you should call the baby Zeev.


I think we should decide what to call the baby, thank you very much.


Dude, all y'all are waaaayyyy behind. You need to set up e-daycare. I'd be surprised if you could get a spot reserved until at least Sept.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What about me?


Who the fuck are you again?

But yeah a e-baby it is! But I think we should name the baby Clinton Sean Conner Eastwood
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And congratulations on your pregnancy, Aramor.


Thanks.

But does this mean I gotta stop smoking and drinking?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Who the fuck are you again?


A sheep made of Aramor's snot, if I remember correctly. He's ancient aLp forum lore, actually.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jolly Aramor wrote:
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And congratulations on your pregnancy, Aramor.


Thanks.

But does this mean I gotta stop smoking and drinking?


Smoking? Probably. Drinking? Not necessarily. Though you will get some strange looks, there is no problem with you drinking a glass of wine (preferably red) with dinner. Also, after you have you baby, you will be comforted to know that ingestion of beer will help promote breast milk production. So, after you finish pumping at night, have a beer.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course don't pop one down the hatch every day. Save it for special occasions. Also I suggest you abstain completely for a couple months or so. I'm pretty sure a more developed fetus will be able to handle a mother's alcohol than an embryo.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres a ?: Why are we talking bout the e-baby on the unhappy thread?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Of course don't pop one down the hatch every day. Save it for special occasions. Also I suggest you abstain completely for a couple months or so. I'm pretty sure a more developed fetus will be able to handle a mother's alcohol than an embryo.


You could. Unless there are "special circumstances" or comprised function, the maternal liver will filter out the alcohol of 1 glass.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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heres a ?: Why are we talking bout the e-baby on the unhappy thread?

a split is inevitable.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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a split is inevitable.


mmmmm...Ice Cream.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
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heres a ?: Why are we talking bout the e-baby on the unhappy thread?

a split is inevitable.


Yes.

Also, the Justified Ancient of Mu Mu demands an explanation for this bullshit (Angelus, if you're reading this, I lost that picture but really need it regularly...)
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only have the Council of Elrond demands an explanation for this bullshit...

Anyway, I will not give up beer and cigarettes, just because some kid decided to grow inside of me!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

even better - the kid's gonna be a retard.
it all fits so well.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, they say certain traits skip a generation, so his kids will be fucking geniuses. Extremely charming geniuses. With hereditary alcoholism. And a soup catcher.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been reading this thread several times (nah, not really) and I can't seem to figure out at which point it was Aramor who became pregnant instead of Khushi and why. Did I miss a post in the split, or is it just your average senseless aLp thing that just happened?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor's a whore, ergo it's about fucking time that he's pregnant.
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