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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I thought I was a whore...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And I thought I was a whore...

You give propositions, not proposals.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I thought I was a whore...
You are, you gimp.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Speaking of questions you always wanted answered, Ipsa, will you e-marry me?

Only with the unanimous consent of the Old Men of the Forum. (I may be nerdy, but I can still have my own odd sense of tradition. Besides, Aurelyn also proposed and I don't think I'm allowed to marry the both of you. Unless that's cool. <3)

So, gentlemen, what say you? Simon, Aurelyn, or no one?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Simon_Says wrote:
Speaking of questions you always wanted answered, Ipsa, will you e-marry me?

Only with the unanimous consent of the Old Men of the Forum. (I may be nerdy, but I can still have my own odd sense of tradition. Besides, Aurelyn also proposed and I don't think I'm allowed to marry the both of you. Unless that's cool. <3)

So, gentlemen, what say you? Simon, Aurelyn, or no one?

i say both. double team ftw!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since when were you an Old Man! I don't believe you have a say in this matter!

...

Come to think of it, what constitutes an Old Man?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Since when were you an Old Man! I don't believe you have a say in this matter!

...

Come to think of it, what constitutes an Old Man?

I believe that it may originally have been Munan, Blaster, Chainsaw, and Sal aged into it. Feels like I'm leaving someone out, but am not certain. I think that cfos and Aurelyn have earned the spot as well.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, what? Aurelyn can't be one of the ones deciding this!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So, gentlemen, what say you? Simon, Aurelyn, or no one?


I say, you need to make your own decision.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So, gentlemen, what say you? Simon, Aurelyn, or no one?

There's only one way to settle this:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm all for it.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's how we decided things in the old days.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm... not sure if that was flattery to be included in this list or whether we are discussing a side-quest in Fable II. Either way, I am now on the other side of 35 and legally married, so I will offer my opinion:

Don't do it. Very Happy The savings on car insurance aren't worth it, weddings are hell to plan (unless you do it in Vegas) and peoples' families think it is more about them than it is about you(s).

But, in the interest of good forumspeak, I offer the following:

I suggest that the suitors describe their intentions, proposals, doweries and submit to Ipsa's (and the painful circle that includes all of us) questions and allow the more than fair Ipsa to decide for herself, much like the wise Blaster suggested.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
I suggest that the suitors describe their intentions, proposals, doweries and submit to Ipsa's (and the painful circle that includes all of us) questions and allow the more than fair Ipsa to decide for herself, much like the wise Blaster suggested.


Oh, that's just cueing me into... this:

http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=92022#92022

Woohooo, this old man has spoken.

(Also, some of you might think I'm in the contest as well, because of this http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3004&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0, but I guess I feel too justified and ancient for that these days)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
Simon_Says wrote:
Since when were you an Old Man! I don't believe you have a say in this matter!

...

Come to think of it, what constitutes an Old Man?

I believe that it may originally have been Munan, Blaster, Chainsaw, and Sal aged into it. Feels like I'm leaving someone out, but am not certain. I think that cfos and Aurelyn have earned the spot as well.


thank you, Ipsa, for helping me up that social ladder.
i'll remember this when the votes are counted, Simon.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. It's on!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TO THE DEATH! And Sean Connery will host!
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...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman....
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, the Justified Ancient of Mu Mu will. But nice try anyway.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No, the Justified Ancient of Mu Mu will. But nice try anyway.


Shame pershon lad. shame pershon
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last time I checked the mirror, I wasn't sean connery.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor, poor uneducated lad. Here Exshpand your mind.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sean, you're treading awfully close to the line. Don't go over it.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it is the utter bs section, where pretty much anything goes.

But yeah, he's definitely treading close to that line where I'd like to point his attention to some of our forum rules
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Forum rules are a myth perpetuated by the liberal media.

the defense moves for an adjournment to sicily.
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