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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well a majority of the posts lately are scornful ripostes to Nron


If that is true, it should stop.


Well, the door swings both ways, so what swinging way should stop swinging that way?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can I have a cheeseburger?
The correct question is "Can i has a cheez berger??" To which the answer is get a life and have some imagination of your own.

Or if that wasn't the wrong question then get it yourself, dude.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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get a life and have some imagination of your own.


I was actually asking if anyone could just randomly air-mail a cheesburger to me, preferably good angus beef, with everything except tomatoes. I was conducting an experiment to see if the US postal service would willingly deliver it. I was going to present my findings to a distinguished committee.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It'd probably get cold en route.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It'd probably get cold en route.


Depending on who air-mailed it, it would probably get anything from cold to moldy en route. But it would be an airmailed cheeseburger, and that's awesome.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You never stated what you would do with it once you recieved it. The implication is you would eat it, but maybe that's exactly what he's planning, a cheeseburger delivered to him via airmail, with the eh, 'works'. For all we know, this could all be just a test or an experiment for something spectacularly sinister.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or... he's setting one of us up. You know, when we airmail the cheese burger, and it goes moldy, the one who send it will be arrested for an attempted biological attack or something.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

I am SO sending him a cheeseburger!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can I have a cheeseburger?
The correct question is "Can i has a cheez berger??" To which the answer is get a life and have some imagination of your own.

Or if that wasn't the wrong question then get it yourself, dude.


Wrong.

It's i can haz cheezburger?. I would know because the annoyingly amusing internet meme i can haz recon?, known on most Halo forums, derived from the same term.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
spectacularly sinister.

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Or... he's setting one of us up.


Exactly what kind of person do you think I am? I would never perpetrate such oblique stratagems.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? You'll never penetrate obelisks in the stratosphere?

Well, whatever floats your boat.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, everyone in the house has a cold. My cold is mostly contained in the nasal passages and sinuses. Now, I'll take some OTC stuff for the symptoms, but here is what I don't get:

Why is it that I get the light karma (traffic light) whever I get a big glob of phlegm fall down the back of my throat?

Having never perfected the talent of spitting out of a moving car, I have to pull over and open the door to dispense the phlegm. But, as soon as the phlegm drops... I get greens at every light. Do I risk finishing the drive? What if I have to cough? Thing of the leather.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So, everyone in the house has a cold. My cold is mostly contained in the nasal passages and sinuses. Now, I'll take some OTC stuff for the symptoms, but here is what I don't get:

Why is it that I get the light karma (traffic light) whever I get a big glob of phlegm fall down the back of my throat?

Having never perfected the talent of spitting out of a moving car, I have to pull over and open the door to dispense the phlegm. But, as soon as the phlegm drops... I get greens at every light. Do I risk finishing the drive? What if I have to cough? Thing of the leather.

That is interesting.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ cfos. I'd say just swallow it down. Think of what chicks have to put up with all the time Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having never perfected the talent of spitting out of a moving car


How hard could it be?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its easy but I get the mental image of him spitting a loogy while his head is face toward the FRONT of the car and then having it hit him in his eye causing a twelve car pileup that includes a bus full of terminally ill schoolchildren, a van of nuns and a truck filled with impact detonated C4 charges.

Im very morbid now a days.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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a bus full of terminally ill schoolchildren, a van of nuns and a truck filled with impact detonated C4 charges.


And that's called natural selection.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ Ispa: OOpss. sorry. lolz jay/kay. It is an interesting phenomenon.

@ Aurelyn: ... huh.

@Nron: No, I wouldn't spit forward. That would be counter-productive.

@ Aramor: It can be complicated, especially on narrow, pot-hole-filled roads. Besides, you travel at much faster speeds in a car than on the bike, so velocity needs to be considered. Finally, it is Phlegm which has a nasty habit of trailing off your lip so you need to power through the spit.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The art of hacking loogies does not take long to master. Step to it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The art of hacking loogies does not take long to master. Step to it.


Mind you, these aren't just garden variety loogies. They are a yellow-green colored bolus that weighs a good couple of ounces.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just put more power into it then.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try it. You'll see what I'm saying. Again, bear in mind that it is one of those phlegm-filled loogies that you are spitting whilst suffering from a cold.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know, I just had a cold a couple weeks ago.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jolly Aramor wrote:
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And that's called natural selection.

Only the strongest will survive.

And cfos, my suggestion is to hold it in your mouth, it's very unpleasant, but you have the knowledge that by the time you get to your destination, you will have heaved that repulsive burden made of that dreadful mass of saliva, mucus and other vile materials. And in long intervals it gets liquified in your mouth so it makes swallowing easier.

But in most cases I just spit into some handy tissue I carry for that reason.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I just pull over when I get a chance and spit. I still don't understand the traffic light karma though. It seems whenever you want to pull over, you get teh good karma. :dunno
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