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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Liberace, Gene Simmons, and a ton of olive oil.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Liberace, Gene Simmons, and a ton of olive oil.
In Sparta.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Gen. Halldecker Festivus wrote:
Liberace, Gene Simmons, and a ton of olive oil.
In Sparta.


ROYAL RAAAAAAINBOOWWWWW!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But, to stay on topic... Why do people equate "silk sheets" as desireable? My guess is that people that talk like that, never had them. Or never had quality cotton sheets. Dry Clean Only. yeah, that's what I'd want. lolz.

Because silk is classy, and many people are simple-minded materialists who do not value life experiences or the prescence of others, filling these voids instead with objects that only give the illusion of joy, or the satisfaction of owning something many desire. They are ignorant and forget that cloth is just as good as silk, better actually, they prefer something delicate but expensive because it gives them the belief that they are swanky aristocrats who deserve the best they can have.

But by all accounts, this is just taking a cynical and biased view. Maybe it could be for a gift for someone to show affection and display the willingness to offer high-class material for the sake of their happiness?
Maybe it's for the lulz
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
they prefer something delicate but expensive


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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cfos wrote:
But, to stay on topic... Why do people equate "silk sheets" as desireable? My guess is that people that talk like that, never had them. Or never had quality cotton sheets. Dry Clean Only. yeah, that's what I'd want. lolz.

Because silk is classy, and many people are simple-minded materialists who do not value life experiences or the prescence of others, filling these voids instead with objects that only give the illusion of joy, or the satisfaction of owning something many desire. They are ignorant and forget that cloth is just as good as silk, better actually, they prefer something delicate but expensive because it gives them the belief that they are swanky aristocrats who deserve the best they can have.

But by all accounts, this is just taking a cynical and biased view. Maybe it could be for a gift for someone to show affection and display the willingness to offer high-class material for the sake of their happiness?
Maybe it's for the lulz


Hmmm. I think you are, in part missing, what I am asking. People don't desire silk sheets. I'm not sure how the idea that people would want silk sheets is still something considered desirable or even classy. They must have been used in a movie a long time ago.

People with money don't spend it on silk sheets either. It's not considered "classy". It would be like shopping at Fredricks of Hollywood or some local "adult store", not Victoria's Secret. "Classy" sheets can be had for some $200+ at Pottery Barn.

If people with money want something silky smooth they buy silk clothes, not silk sheets.

Edit: I do agree, however, with what you said regarding materialism.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silk sheets are typically shiny. Ppl luv teh shiny.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No hes not gay. But my god he is one scary dude. nd thank you SOOOOOO much for your response there Aurelyn
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Silk sheets are typically shiny. Ppl luv teh shiny.


I can haz shiny boxers?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silk sheets are not nice. Satin ones are, though. Nice.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what's nice?

WARM SHEETS THAT MAKE SURE YOU'RE WARM WHEN IT'S COLD AND YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!

Geez.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That French program in the Matrix: Reloaded once commented that the best feeling in the world, whatever it may be, must be the equivelant of wiping your ass with silk. Or something like that. Obviously he's never had sex before.

Anyway, I'm considering watching Gran Torino but I heard it's sort of downing Asians. Is that right, or what?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue Reindeer wrote:
That French program in the Matrix: Reloaded once commented that the best feeling in the world, whatever it may be, must be the equivelant of wiping your ass with silk. Or something like that. Obviously he's never had sex before.


The Merovingian was talking about the French language, and that cursing in French is liking wiping your ass with silk.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a question... why did my previous post get on here twice?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No hes not gay. But my god he is one scary dude. nd thank you SOOOOOO much for your response there Aurelyn


Anytime.

Don't go getting narky with me now; we all saw what happened last time. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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narky


Is narky sort of like snarky without the positive qualities?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Narky is a term to describe the general attitude of executioners to criminals in the mid-16th century.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Narky is a term to describe the general attitude of executioners to criminals in the mid-16th century.


So they'd be Narky at you AND chop your head off/disembowel you/hang you/burn you/lock you in an oubliette?

Damn, that's fiendish...remind me to never go back in time to the 16th century and get caught.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, next question... is it just me, or is the forum a bit slow at the moment?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well a majority of the posts lately are scornful ripostes to Nron, whether he actually deserves the abuse or not. Either way it's fueling the forum.

I think Nron's posts may become an alternative source of energy here, given the right income.
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Remember kids, if you want to be friendly to the environment, you have to be a jackass to people.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well a majority of the posts lately are scornful ripostes to Nron


If that is true, it should stop.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a question.

Can I have a cheeseburger?
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