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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm stationed at Fort Bragg, North Carolina right now with the 18 Fires Brigade, part of the XVIII Airborne Corps, and I'm getting deployed to Afghanistan in March, and Iraqistan is still a very messy place on a daily basis, just look for the quiet little news stories on fox at the bottom of the screen that they won't actually give any attention...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wait... Then does that mean "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" could never have happened? :(
Actually, the ontological paradox is impossible if time is immutable. If it were mutable, in becomes a non-issue.

Yep, still working on that proposal folks.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New question: what is the difference between a duck?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Error 4529: Invalid query. Ask a proper question, meat bag.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone actually worked out an estimate.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I know... I just couldn't think of anything else.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long does it take to learn enough of a language to have (very) basic conversations if you practice every day?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on the person, language, and environment.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and the scope of "basic conversation".
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And how and how much you practice per day.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Depends on the person, language, and environment.


Assume me, Portuguese, and the US.

Also assume maybe thirty minutes a day, very rough estimate.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More than three years then, likely. I went through a French immersion program in junior high. I forgot most of the vocabulary since then but in three years I could at least make a stab at surviving in a francophone environment.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a question: Are your base are belong to us?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Here's a question: Are your base are belong to us?


All y'alls base is belongin' ta me.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Here's a question: Are your base are belong to us?
Yes, nd ur killn r doods.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blue Reindeer wrote:
Here's a question: Are your base are belong to us?


All y'alls base is belongin' ta me.
Yes, nd ur killn r doods.

i can haz r3con?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You better stay in your foxhole because they're laying down snake and nape in 5!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NEW QUESTION!

Q: Whats gayer than Three guys, one bed, red silk sheets, candles (lit mind you) music, and Prince giving backrubs?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmm, Prince...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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FAAUUCON.... PAAWWNCH!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NEW QUESTION!

Q: Whats gayer than Three guys, one bed, red silk sheets, candles (lit mind you) music, and Prince giving backrubs?


You?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brokeback Mountain?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NEW QUESTION!

Q: Whats gayer than Three guys, one bed, red silk sheets, candles (lit mind you) music, and Prince giving backrubs?


You?


+1 Laughing

But, to stay on topic... Why do people equate "silk sheets" as desireable? My guess is that people that talk like that, never had them. Or never had quality cotton sheets. Dry Clean Only. yeah, that's what I'd want. lolz.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Your dad.
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