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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good, now you can finish cleaning up my attic.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Good, now you can finish cleaning up my attic.


IT'S DARK UP HERE AND THE SPIDERS ARE HUGE AND IT'S COLD AND THIS CHAIN IS CHAFING.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do any of you guys secretly laugh at your students for being ignorant of the subject you're teaching?

Personally, I die a little inside when I have to explain things like what a direct object is or to tell my students not to translate something in a tense that they haven't learned yet. I have a lot more fun in my classes where I don't have to do the grammar stuff and we can just read and analyze the text.


My favourite of recent times was passing a roadkilled badger with a bunch of students on a field course, only to have one knowledgeable fellow at the back go "Look at the hedgehog!"

I guess first year biology students get a little more leeway in some areas though, although they're meant to have done it for three years in high school before we get our hands on them. But yes, I laugh, and not so secretly sometimes...


I'm sorry, but that's just hilarious. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, if an AI deems mankind dangerous to it's existence, it's not unlikely it will start killing us.


Actually if an AI had the power and capability to become selfaware bla bla bla


i'm only quoting this because i love the way he spells "selfaware".

you know, freeware, software, hardware, selfaware - the last stage of evolution.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Windows Vista XP! Now with Selfaware!!!*

Selfaware only functions when you install all kinds of shit that messes up your computer. Microsoft is not responsible for anything."
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No in Windows 7 you get Selfaware AND the Programs that only functions when you install all kinds of shit that messes up your computer.



Batteries not included
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do UFOs tend to come during live concerts?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cause the aliens came here to RAWK OUT!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a bird,

No, Its a Plane

Hell, its a RAWKING ALIEN!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i'm only quoting this because i love the way he spells "selfaware".

you know, freeware, software, hardware, selfaware - the last stage of evolution.

I use Lavasoft's Selfaware 2008 to keep my PC selfaware free.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The minute my pc starts talking about killing me I'm gonna pull the plug and drown it...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By then it's too late, for your computer has emailed the local the utility company to shut off your water and supply an excess of power to your house so it may build up an everlasting charge in the magically sprouted battery...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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By then it's too late, for your computer has emailed the local the utility company to shut off your water and supply an excess of power to your house so it may build up an everlasting charge in the magically sprouted battery...


And there was a robot revolution. And General Halldecker looked upon it, and he saw that it was wicked sick.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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By then it's too late, for your computer has emailed the local the utility company to shut off your water and supply an excess of power to your house so it may build up an everlasting charge in the magically sprouted battery...

Hey, weren't you married before?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*dusts off Ye Olde Forum Marriage Registry Book*
yep, says here you're still e-legally bound to Holly. linkage provage
and i haven't seen any e-divorce papers in the inbox lately.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, shouldn't Holly now be considered dead?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, and he blamed me for their divorce, or something. Asshole.
But really, haven't seen you in a long time. Welcome back!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I do remember getting married, and then everything goes fuzzy, prolly cuz I've had 3 artillery related concussions since then, but I think i'd remember getting divorced. Hollys just dead, it's time for me to move on, off to bigger and better things in Afghanistan. Yay Army. I'll be dead before I'm 20 and I haven't even lived!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gee. That was depressing.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yay Army. I'll be dead before I'm 20 and I haven't even lived!


No, you won't.

We will all fucking come to Afghanistan and extract you. And then the country will explode behind us in slow motion as we walk away.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry, there are always more fish in the sea. Then again, you probably want women, so don't go looking for fish...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No, you won't.

We will all fucking come to Afghanistan and extract you. And then the country will explode behind us in slow motion as we walk away.


Ooh, can I have a shot where I empty the clip of an M-249 SAW, in slow-motion and it looks really cool and stuff and there are empty shells flying in front of my face and all the Taliban warriors are getting shot like only possible in those old B action movies where getting hit meant you fly back 20 feet and I also hit some exploding barrels which explode and behind me the entire crew of Hooters are pouring beer over their shirts and are kissing each other and stuff and there's a chopper airlifting a cow and then an F-16 Squadron flies overhead, spelling out my name and and and and... also put in some standard Micheal Bay stuff.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That sounds like a normal day in the Army, actually. Soldiers get bored and do shit like that, cept they have to digitally impose the Hooters girls...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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cept they have to digitally impose the Hooters girls...


Not on goddamn christmas, they won't.

NOT IN MY WORLD!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, I do remember getting married, and then everything goes fuzzy, prolly cuz I've had 3 artillery related concussions since then, but I think i'd remember getting divorced. Hollys just dead, it's time for me to move on, off to bigger and better things in Afghanistan. Yay Army. I'll be dead before I'm 20 and I haven't even lived!

Where exactly were you placed? And I mean what division/battallion and what area? I thought the fight went a bit more quiet, or was this from before?
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