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 Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: Questions Youve Always Wanted Answered |
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LEts face it we all have questions we want answered but no one we talk to seems to have any clue.
Well thats one of the reasons we have the internet you fucking morons.
The others include porn, gaming, porn, blogging, more porn and of course, making a complete ass of ourself while in the saftey of your own home.
So ask away fellow.... uhhh... foruminitists?  Fuck it
Heres my question:
Why is it that black people can call each other the N-word but white people cant? Ive asked my black friends and none of them seem to know.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Why my dear Sal, its simply. Eh Hem:
You see yesteryear was actually the year of three cocks (the rooster you pervs) so therefore the Snowdens are now on the continent of Eurasia in a small country called Yangstrolvokia.  satisfied?
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject: Re: Questions Youve Always Wanted Answered |
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| Nron54 wrote: |
Why is it that black people can call each other the N-word but white people cant? Ive asked my black friends and none of them seem to know. |
Hundreds of years of slavery.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
| Sal wrote: | | where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? |
That's some catch, that catch-22.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject: Re: Questions Youve Always Wanted Answered |
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | Hundreds of years of slavery. |
Nah thats not it. Ive asked plenty of people and none of the black people have mentioned slavery. Its something else i just know it!Xo
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? |
Who said that? Who the fuck said that!?!
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From now on you're Private Whore! Do you like that name?
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whos Private Whore?
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | From now on you're Private Whore! Do you like that name? |
Sir, yes sir!
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Well there's one thing you won't like Private Whore! They don't serve kale with a sausage on a daily basis in my mess hall! Son why did you join my beloved corps?!
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Sir, to kill, sir!
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So you're a killer?!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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bullshit! let me see your war face, private!
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... Uhhhh.. Grrrroowwl
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Bullshit! That's not a war face! Now let's see your real war face!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Bullshit! That's not a war face! Now let's see your real war face! |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Now that's a war face!
*Walks to the next man in line*
What's your excuse?!
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What's your excuse?! |
SIR EXCUSE FOR WHAT SIR?
(ooc: let's make this the most epic threadjack ever.)
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I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private! Do you understand?!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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SIR YES SIR!!!
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Now tell me this, maggot! What does Marcellus Wallace look like?!
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Jesus H. Christ! [looks at stopwatch] This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for O.C.S.! You are gonna be a general someday, Private!
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Jesus H. Christ! [looks at stopwatch] This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for O.C.S.! You are gonna be a general someday, Private! |
Damn, I forgot my response line...
Oh well, can't memorize everything.
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