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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:25 am    Post subject: Rain splatter patterns Reply with quote

So, anybody got some nice pictures of rain splatter patterns and stuff like that?



The pattern isn't really that outstanding on this one, but the whole rainbow in the background effect looks quite nice I must add.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said you'd reply to a page about splatter patterns, not make one.

Things are worse than we expected. This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans. Begin landing war troops.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, so I was one step ahead of you and thus thwarted your evil plans!!!

Ha! I have won this battle, panda-man! The ball is now in your court!

*maniacal laughter*
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My moneys on the panda he can eat freaking bamboo!

Thats like eating waffles without.... without maple syrup! Shocked












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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Welcome, Lord Raptor. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence."
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, I am here to put you back on schedule."
"I assure you, Lord Raptor, my men are working as fast they can."
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
"This station will be operational as planned."
"The Shogun does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."
"He asked the impossible. I need more men."
"Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives."
"The Shogun's coming here?"
"That is correct, Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
"We shall double our efforts."
"I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Shogun is not as forgiving as I am."


Soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Aramor will be one of us...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpl_Mac wrote:
My moneys on the panda he can eat freaking bamboo!

Thats like eating waffles without.... without maple syrup! Shocked


You know that's possible, right? Ever heard of Egos? Eggos? Eggoes? However the hell you spell it?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Aramor will be one of us...


Not so fast.

Blaster: I've send him to his death...
Aramor: No. There's still hope for Sal. He needs time, and safe passage across the Topics of Utter B.S. We can give him that.
Twinky: How?
Aramor: Draw out Angelus' armies, empty His lands. Then we gather our full strength and march on the Forum Index.
Azrael: We can not achieve victory through strength of arms.
Blaster: Not for ourselves... but we can give Sal his chance if we keep Angelus' Eye fixed upon us!
Aramor: Keep Him blind to all else that moves.
Aurelyn: A diversion.
Blaster: Angelus will suspect a trap. He will not take the bait.
Twinky: Certainty of death! Small chance of success! What are we waiting for?!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor: Let the lord of the Dark Brüe come forth! Let justice be done upon him!

Frost: My Master, Simon the Panda Shogun, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?
Blaster: Be silent. These are our terms. The armies of Simon must be withdrawn. He is to depart these lands.
Frost: Ah, old Greybeard. I have a token that I was bidden to show thee...

[holds up Sal's banned member page and throws it at Blaster]

Frost: Know that the boy suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who would have thought that one so small, could endure so much pain. And he did, Blaster. He did.
Cpl. Mac: Sal...
Blaster: Silence!
TheARRGH: No!
Blaster: Silence!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Despite all this action, REGRET remained in place, playing with his toys-
"COLLECTABLES!"
-...collectables.


IM STILL HEER GUISE :C
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am gravely disappointed. Again you made me unleash my dogs of war. Look at what remains of your gallant Sal. Why? Because you're selfish. You hoard your posts, you'll not listen to reason. Now my prisoners say you plan to take your posts out of the forum. You sent them out this morning to find a vehicle. A rig big enough to hold that fat tank of off topicness.

What a puny plan.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am Aramor. And my enemies do not go away. I saw our good members banned. My previous account... I am Aramor. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of moderator tyranny. You have come to spam as free men. And free men you are! What will you do with freedom? Will you spam?

Two thousand, against ten? We will log out -- and live!

Yes. Spam and you may die. Log out and you will live, at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance to come back here as young noobs, and tell our enemies that they may take our accounts, but they will never take our post count?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[Addressing his army] Some of you are thinking you won't spam. Others, that you can't spam. They all say that, until they're out there. [picks up a ban hammer] Smite this into another man's account, and the crowd will applaud and love you for it. The silence before you strike…and the noise after…it rises…rises like a storm. As if you were the Thunder God himself! In time, you may even begin to love them for that. Ultimately, we're all banned men. Sadly, we cannot choose how, but…we can decide how we meet that end, so that we are remembered…as men. Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I spammed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your threads.

[Turns, and then address Aramor and his army] I am Simon_Says, and I will be closer to you in these next few hours, which will be the last hours of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not register for your company, I registered so I could profit from your ban. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, so I shall be there at your end. And when you're banned, and banned you shall be, your transition will be to the sound of [claps his hands]. Shadows and dust, Aramor! Shadows and dust!

[Turns back, addressing Lord Raptor] At my signal, unleash hell.


It's not personal, Aramor. It's strictly business.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[Addresses his army as the vast legions of Simon are advancing]

Hold your browser! Hold your browser! Sons of Firefox, of Opera! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A topic may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our IRL friends and delete all accounts of Fellowship, but it is not this topic! An hour of spambots and banned accounts when the server of men comes crashing down! But it is not this topic! This topic we spam! By all that you hold dear on this good forum, I bid you, spam, members of the West!

FOR SAL!!!

[Charges headfirst into the enemy's ranks, with his friends and his small army soon following]


Oh and a... nothing personal when I kick your butt in a couple of minutes.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[As Aramor and his forces charge, Simon readdresses his men] Gentlemen, this is a test! Moments such as these are matters of faith! To fail is to invite doubt into everything we believe, everything that we have flamed for. Doubt will plunge this forum back on topic, and I will not let that happen. Gentlemen, I want this Aramor found! And I want him to understand what terror really means!

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

*Btw the "strictly business" bit is actually a quote from The Godfather.*
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are rain splatters like blood splatter?
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oh shit you wernt supposed to hear that
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