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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He probably inverts his Y Axis too.


Damn that is a funny line!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol true.

W00T!!!!

1 MORE DAY TILL RELEASE BITCHES!!!!

This will without a doubt relieve my stress. whats best is Zach, my boss and kat (the chick at my workplace who is a lifesaver) are getting it so from now on free time at work equals zombie time
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just got it.

ZOMBIEZ ALL UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would happily be playing it right now if my internet connection would stop dropping every fifteen minutes. And if Steam Support bothered to deal with my help request, the useless pricks. They have one more day before I return it for a refund.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another night, and Ticktock and I, along with two other friends of mine (General Balls of ubercharged and boomercharged, and Rammaster) took on Dead Air. Much epicness and hilarity ensued. Ticktock, care to tell the tale?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We entered the ruined city through a greenhouse; the pale faces of undead wretches peered at us from below. Our weapons spat fire and metal, and they fell before us as we passed like swift and transient phantasms through the dark streets and across blood-stained rooftops. We repelled many monstrosities there; from lanky beasts that sought to trap us with elongated tongues, as if we were merely flies and they chameleons; to the corpulent creatures which marked us for the hordes that waited just out of our sights.

once, an eerie creature was awakened. Long claws extended towards one of our number, on a crude bridge high above the pavement. But it was not to be; she plummeted, and made a good target for our pistols as she ran through the streets. We laughed, and with fire and lead repelled the beasts that sought to destroy us as we activated a great crane, and made ourselves a path.

After, we came to a construction yard. The wails of a witch distracted us, as we threw down canisters of gasoline and other most holy instruments of flame. We destroyed a canister off in the distance; it tore down a fence in it's fury, but the noise attracted innumerable hordes of the corpse-creatures. We repelled them, but blood spat and pooled from our wounds as we hurried on, limping through the concrete canyons of the flame-torn and ashen-pale city.

We reached an airport; but the shambling dead had reached it before us...and something waited, in the corridors; a creature of insensate fury and brute rage tore through the doors and attacked one of our number, crushing him to the cold floor as we struck at it with the spatter of assault rifles and the steady thunder of our shotguns. Eventually, it was destroyed...but not without cost. Simon was nowhere to be seen.

However, as the others kept going, I went back through the dark corridors, silent except for the drip of blood and bile. I eventually found Simon, alive and whole, where he had hidden himself from the tank. We rejoined the others, and war was joined.

We continued despite our wounds, and upon reaching the concourse, crashed a van through a security fence...again, drawing hordes against us, striking at us with terrifying insanity, pledging with every groan to make us nothing more than food for their pleasure.

We purged them, and continued...coming out to an airstrip, and surveying the ruin and wreckage that lay there. We made our way to a fuel truck, and began filling up a plane; but two more of those monstrous tanks came against us, and vast numbers of lesser creatures, and it was only with great skill and luck that we managed to bear up against them. I had fallen, as the plane began to lift off, but Simon managed to destroy the creatures assaulting me and repay the debt of before; we limped onto the plane and laughed at the impotent fury of the monsters that swarmed onto the runway and now watched as we slipped from their grasp.

...So yeah, it was pretty fun.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You also forgot when we just entered the airport and I sniped a witch from inside the safe house. And when we escaped in the plane and there was a Tank riding if for second before it fell off.

Good times.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
You also forgot when we just entered the airport and I sniped a witch from inside the safe house. And when we escaped in the plane and there was a Tank riding if for second before it fell off.

Good times.


Good times indeed.

How did I forget that stuff?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much awesome perhaps. Some day you, Regret, Chainsaw, and I need to finally get together and kick some ass.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Too much awesome perhaps. Some day you, Regret, Chainsaw, and I need to finally get together and kick some ass.

...instead of just fantasizing about it and recounting imaginary games in the forums?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would be awesome if Left4Dead had unlockable characters, like this guy: .
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Too much awesome perhaps. Some day you, Regret, Chainsaw, and I need to finally get together and kick some ass.

Steam sent me an e-mail during the week saying the CD key issues have been resolved, so I should be installing it today sometime. Sadly my broadband is still dropping in and out, which makes online gaming somewhat troublesome.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And my broadband continues to be a fuckhat. I've lost the connection five times in the last hour. Online gaming=unlikely for the forseeable. And I just know the provider will come out with such helpful advice as "reset the router" and "maybe the problem is with your wireless adapter". They should have a special, seperate helpline for people who actually know how to use a computer.

Hope to get to play this at some point during 2008.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im pissed. the disk i bought wasnt the same game. IT WAS FUCKING BATTLEFIELD 1945! I MEAN WTF TO THE EXTREME!?!?! I pay good fucking money for L4D and I get fucking BF1945?!?!?!

So yeah. i wont be able to join in this unimaginable fun for like... three weeks. The disk had a virus too.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, something similar happened to one of my friends once. He bought the Alien quadrilogy, and on one of his disks he has an extra copy of Aliens that replaced a whole documentary on a disc that isn't supposed to have Aliens on it.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rikugan Chui Bloo wrote:
You know, something similar happened to one of my friends once. He bought the Alien quadrilogy, and on one of his disks he has an extra copy of Aliens that replaced a whole documentary on a disc that isn't supposed to have Aliens on it.

Bet you he didn't buy a disc from a major software publisher with a virus on it featuring a game that doesn't exist, though. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should sue them!!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dosnt exist... well fuck. Now im confused, pissed, depressed, AND alcohol deprived.

If any of you say "Can it get any worse?" im going to fleece you and feed you to a fat Eurasian couple
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He should sue them!!

Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah ill just have a few choice words with managment. Luckly my friend works at the store so I should be able to do a little snooping. Nobody fucks with my software. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I literally cried with laughter.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Too much awesome perhaps. Some day you, Regret, Chainsaw, and I need to finally get together and kick some ass.


Yes. Yes. God Damn, yes.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't even played this game yet, you bastards.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK sorry i did this so late.

Steam account is!!!!!

Nron

Wow. So amazing.
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Thanks, now we may avoid you in complete safety.
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