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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:57 am    Post subject: I have located Alien/Predator porn. (NSFW) Reply with quote

Warning, totally not safe for work. Don't click if you have children around, either.

Please don't think I actually went looking for it. The url was forced upon me by a mean person on another message board. And now I must share the pain.

It's not that it's bad, it's just...what the hell was going through this guy's head? Assuming it's a guy. Really, gives new meaning to "facefull of alien wing-wong." Not for the squeamish among you.

I know I participated in the "Sex dream about an alien" thread and I know I said I think Predators are hot, as well as being aware of the heavily sexual implications of the xenomorphs, but that doesn't mean I want to see a predator and an alien going at it. I prefer my own mental images to this.
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly....
I'm at work, so I can't look... but, are you telling us that there's pictures of an Alien really really really loving a Predator a lot?
That's sooo wrong... but I'm sooo gonna go onto a colleague's workstation and look...
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jay-sus!

Scarred for life, truly. Shocked

Never thought the Pred would take it like a beeeatch.

I don't feel enriched, really.

I may have to shower.

<shudder>
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that has got to be the sickest thing EVER omg im gonna throw up now...
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DUDE!!! Crying or Very sad

That guy should die, burn in hell, and then be raped by Satan with a pitchfork!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THATS WRONG!!!! WE SHOULD HANG 'IM HIGH!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WELL LET'S JUST SAY THAT HE IS THE MAN WITH THE DICK'S IN THE PICTURE I MADE FOR K994!
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the big deal? Imagery like that (even detailing beings not of this world) have been around since humans could draw in caves. Also, consider the old fertility statues of ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, etc. Before I started working full-time as an engineer, I taught undergraduate courses as well as tutor at a university, and I was amazed that there were so few students who could handle the darker aspects of the human psyche, as well as just plain procreative acts ("sex" to those of us who aren't afraid of it). This is no big deal, so those of you who think this is "disgusting," I ask you this: do you plan on having children someday? Do you plan on having a mate some day? If you answered "yes" to either of these questions, then are you prepared to try not to vomit while in the middle of the act of love? Grow some pubes, people.

Thanks for the pics, Holly. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm saying it's wrong because in one of the pics it looks like both the xeno and pred have dicks.
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's one sick guy.. eurgh X-\
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some random guest wrote:
I'm saying it's wrong because in one of the pics it looks like both the xeno and pred have dicks.


And that is wrong because... ?
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drone Daddy wrote:
What's the big deal? Imagery like that (even detailing beings not of this world) have been around since humans could draw in caves.


oh, cavemen... right. Explains why the missing link is still missing... saw a cave picture of two cave-dudes playing hide the schlong, thought that was the best way to do it... and died out Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drone Daddy wrote:
Grow some pubes, people.


Ok.. done that
<checks pictures>
Dude... it still freaks me out... growing pubes does not help in any way!

I'm dismayed... all your other advice has been sound, especially the visual information for the best way to nail a fluffy rabbit toy from behind... but you really dropped the frog on this one, DoubleD.
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That guy's head is well meffed up. How does he know what a pred' looks like naked anyway?
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drone Daddy wrote:
...as well as just plain procreative acts... so those of you who think this is "disgusting," I ask you this: do you plan on having children someday?


I think I've proved time and again that I am, in fact, a total nitwit, but even I know that is not how you make a baby... Shocked

I mean, there'd be far more pregnancy in all-male prisons if that was the case, no? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
Drone Daddy wrote:
What's the big deal? Imagery like that (even detailing beings not of this world) have been around since humans could draw in caves.


oh, cavemen... right. Explains why the missing link is still missing... saw a cave picture of two cave-dudes playing hide the schlong, thought that was the best way to do it... and died out Wink



Hide and schlong? LMFAO .. (I just found that word utterly hilarious)
.. I'm a pro yaoi/shounen ai/hotgayness stash, really, I am, but..lmfao.. those pics where just..weird.. lol
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just think that it's demeaning for the Alien and Pred creature's to be expressed in a way like that... it's undignifying. It's totally against both creature's nature and especially the Alien is being FUBAR'd (although in one pic the Pred is being FUBAR'd by the Alien Razz) caus it doesn't look like that. He should at least represent the both of them as they were designed by their creator...
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drone Daddy wrote:
Grow some pubes, people.


I would like you to know first that I'm not scared of pr0n, and I do like looking at hentai occasionally, but pr0n is not always sexy. For me it's got to have some emotion there or it's just people copulating, which isn't really that interesting.

I'm not really that freaked out by the pics, I just thought they were really weird. I mean, somebody spent a lot of time on them, and thought that other people would pay upwards of $70 for each of them. That's just a little strange, but maybe he actually makes money that way? And they are well drawn, mostly.

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and especially the Alien is being FUBAR'd (although in one pic the Pred is being FUBAR'd by the Alien Razz) caus it doesn't look like that.


That's mostly what bothered me. I mean, imagine a pred putting up with that. Or an xeno. It just don't make no damn sense. And the alien in that one pic looks like it's throwing up its hands in frustration, like, "Oh for fuck's sake!"

And another thing, if xenos have shlongs, why don't we ever see them? Are they internal?

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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y'know, I've never given much thought to Xeno genitalia, but while I had never been bothered by the fact that they might have penises in some way shape or form, I never really thought that they would have balls.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:

And another thing, if xenos have shlongs, why don't we ever see them?


ummm... 'cos according to the guy who drew the pictures...
they can normally be found up the dung-funnel of a startled Predator...

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The pics are definitely thought-provoking...
I'm not obsessed, just confused (Alan Partridge paraphrase, there).

So I got to thinking.
There is a tradition throughout history of great warriors engaging in homosexual and homoerotic acts. This may have been exaggerated through the years because of the misinterpretation of Greek/Macedonian history. And their disregard for women.
In antiquity, the Spartans were encouraged to take a lover within the ranks of their armies as it was believed the extra bond would lead to them being more fierce in the face of the enemy.
Alexander the Great was another warrior and leader who is widely rumoured to have enjoyed male company.
Nor was it just ancient warriors... in the first World War, some of the poor souls in the trenches found small solace in the arms of their comrades
(If anyone needs my source material on these three "facts" - erm history, rumour and history, and Billy Bragg - in that order).

So, are these pictures an extension of that tradition? Warriors, enemies, brothers in arms?
Mutual respect forcing (ouch) through the final taboo?

Don't know... I guess we'd have to ask the artist... although, if he's also painted shower scenes from WWE dressing rooms... then he truly is as sick as I first thought.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe he's just a sick fuck who likes to watch big gross aliens get anally violated?
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whine and wince all you want, that is hawt, with a capital X. I gotta say, I cracked up when I saw the 17th one. A group of preds is gearing up for a hunt and this one seems to have forgotten a little something. "What? Is there something on my mask?"
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Shocked Shocked Ok, now what the fuck? 1. That er,... "method" of intercourse is NOT how you make babies. 2. THEY'RE FREAKING MONSTERS! Not the same kind at that! 3. Being afraid of sex, and being slightly disturbed by seeing to 8" aliens having anal(Well... technically one...) are two VERY different things... Anyway, while it was mildly funny, it was also just... wrong. Kinda like the 2000 election...
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love this thread. And Holly, I wasn't telling you to get some pubes, dear. You had the guts to find and post the pics in the first place. Very Happy And I agree with you completely that p0r|\| without some sort of emotion is pretty boring.

Anywho, Giger was the first one to make naughty images of the Alien, and since he is the Alien's creator, then seeing images of all of these Aliens w/ schlongs and vaginas really isn't that big of a deal. Read here:

http://www.littlegiger.com/articles/files/Seconds_25.pdf

And here are some pics of Giger's early works (if you have a problem with these people, then you don't belong in a thread like this anyway - this is from the creator himself) Laughing











So, yeah. Long live Alien porn. I'm right there with him. Twisted Evil

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