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Holly Resurrected
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I hope I'm not being a total hypocrite here, but those are kind of hot. The art is great, although the descriptions are right out of a really bad porn novel. Besides the whole situation being really retarded. But the art is still good.
I think I've seen that one "shower scene" one somewhere before...
This one's funny.
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Interesting...
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Well.. hmm... yeah... what can I say... not bad at all...
Maybe it's just the Pred in those other pics...
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i'm disturbed. EXTREMELY disturbed. and scared... very scared...
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Crapstickles! I found some more alien porn somewhere last night, but I didn't remember to save it because I was tired and in a, uhh... "creative fury". Yeah. I think it was 4chan, or something. I will find it, EVEN IF I'TS THE LAST THING I'LL MAKE YOU DOOO!
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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Find it!
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Find them or I'll make sure it's the last thing you ever did.
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Ah, worry not, my porn-hungry lieblings. Pimp daddy Digi's predatory instincts have not failed after all. I had the pictures in my hard drive after all, merely unnamed. I have now taken the time to find these pictures and upload them for you. Before anyone asks, I don't know the names of the artists, nor do I know the original location of these delicious little pieces. But I ramble. You came here for porn and porn you shall have!
Picture One
A lovely, basic little piece. Nothing horrible offencive or shocking, propably the first things that most people would think of when hearing the words "Alien porn".
Picture Two
This one isn't pornographic per se, but more of the 'sensual' type, if you can use that adjective, when describing an image. Still, it's got a xenomorph and a bit of human nudity. All is good in war and porn.
Picture Three
A coloured version of the second picture.
Picture Four
And last, but certainly not least, the fourth picture, my personal favourite. You'll notice that the gender of a certain popular video game character has been swapped. Delicious. Quite delicious indeed.
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Pic 1 is funny. We've seen pic 2/pic 3 already. And Samus was always a chick, so I am confused by that comment attached to pic 4. Never knew her armor could open up right there though. 
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I sure hope that paradox was intentional.
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| Blaster wrote: | Pic 1 is funny. We've seen pic 2/pic 3 already. And Samus was always a chick, so I am confused by that comment attached to pic 4. Never knew her armor could open up right there though.
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I've posted old material? Whoopsie-doo. Sorry for that.
Also!
Seems my eyesight has gone from bad to worse. For some reason I though that was Samus' big, strange looking dong there. I sit corrected.
Also!
Of course it opens there. She has to pee sometimes, right?
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Seems my eyesight has gone from bad to worse. For some reason I though that was Samus' big, strange looking dong there. I sit corrected. |
I'm not sure exactly what's happening in that picture. It looks like Samus is straddling the alien and sticking her right hand into its mouth, but there could be more than meets the eye, who knows. It's a little strangely constructed.
The first one is cute, though. I like the coloring job.
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First picture is best ever!
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Of course it opens there. She has to pee sometimes, right? |
I just kinda figured it was all recycled like those suits on Dune. 
| Holly wrote: | | I'm not sure exactly what's happening in that picture. It looks like Samus is straddling the alien and sticking her right hand into its mouth, but there could be more than meets the eye, who knows. It's a little strangely constructed. |
You have took look at the pelvic regions more closely. Although maybe I am just reading more into it than I should because I am a pervert. Maybe that's just part of her suit down there and not a veiny xenocock.
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| Blaster wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Find them or I'll make sure it's the last thing you ever did. |
I sure hope that paradox was intentional. |
Say what?
Anyhoo, the Alien's mouth in pic 2 reminds of one of the Ripley Aliens in Resurrection...
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| Aramor wrote: | | Blaster wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Find them or I'll make sure it's the last thing you ever did. |
I sure hope that paradox was intentional. |
Say what?
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I sure hope you're being facetious.
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| Blaster wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Find them or I'll make sure it's the last thing you ever did. |
I sure hope that paradox was intentional. |
"Do it, or I'll kill you for doing it!"
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... ok...
Unintentional... btw... 
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| ....wow, aliens a total bigalow |
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Deuce Bigalow?
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Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
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That movie was so funny.
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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hehe ya t'was
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Blaster wrote: | | Deuce Bigalow? |
did i say bigalow? i meant gigolo whatever, alls i know is the xenos gettin some pussy
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| Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:18 pm Post subject: 2 liter |
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Damit I'm disappointed  I though the preds would have dip sticks the size of two liter bottles   Ahahahahaha
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| Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm, I at least thought they'd be shaped differently. Or like, they'd have braided pubes or something. 
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