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| I'm surprised you haven't heard of them. AVH was probably the worst of them, though. It was like the really old Showa Godzilla movies, except these guys are trying to be serious. |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Well in his case his financial backers were making money due to his failing films due to a legal loophole. That's been sewn up I think. |
That's exactly what I am alluding to, although for Asylum, it's a different case, mostly involving the morons who actually thought it was a good buy.
Like they are so bad, Mike Nelson and the bots probably could not reccomend it, though it probably would still make a good episode.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Well in his case his financial backers were making money due to his failing films due to a legal loophole. That's been sewn up I think. |
I'm pretty sure the German government stopped bailing out loss-making films because of Boll. Even Hideo Kojima thinks he's a hack, fer fuck's sake.
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Well... Postal was pretty amusing. Then again, lots of people getting killed, some hot goth chick, Dave Foley and a tiny entertainer getting raped by a 1000 monkeys... what's not to like?
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| Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:57 am Post subject: |
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| Jolly Aramor wrote: | | Well... Postal was pretty amusing... what's not to like? |
The black lettering below the title says what needs to be known.
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| Jolly Aramor wrote: | | lots of people getting killed, some hot goth chick, Dave Foley and a tiny entertainer getting raped by a 1000 monkeys... |
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| Movie Poster wrote: | | A FILM BY UWE BOLL |
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Aramor, if it's by Uwe Boll, a man who insulted his own target audience, it's shit. No ifs and or buts. The day that man makes a good movie is the day the Himalayas are flooded over.
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I said it was pretty amusing... what's wrong with pretty amusing? It's not the same as good.
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Aramor, you fail to see the point. There can be nothing good from anything by Uwe Boll.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | There can be nothing good from anything by Uwe Boll. |
...Except his resignation.
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| And even that will force him to make crappy home videos and put them on Youtube. |
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I believe not even his death could be good for humanity.
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I hear he's a pretty good boxer. He challenged several of his critics to a fund-raising boxing match, so now he is known as a legitimate critic-puncher, although he shied off the ring when he found out another critic was also a trained fighter.
I also feel this website is worth looking into: Online Petition To Stop Uwe Boll
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