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mentallyillhil




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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:48 am    Post subject: An alien and pred convo Reply with quote

on overheardinhewyork.com.

White guy: Alien vs. Predator was such a bad movie.
Black guy: Tell me something. Where do Alien and Predator come from?
White guy: What do you mean? They come from somebody's imagination, of course.
Black guy: No, I mean what movies they came from.
White guy: You are aware that there was a movie called Alien and there was another called Predator.
Black guy: Nope, never even heard of them.
Old man: Learn the culture, nigger!

--Q46 bus


http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001445.html
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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF? Confused
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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Um. Yeah.
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where do you get all these weird ass pictures from, Drone Daddy?
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird pancake...
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where do you get all these weird ass pictures from, Drone Daddy?


He's some kinda lame-ass God whose only power is to conjure odd images whenever it's convenient for him.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

InvaderJess wrote:
Where do you get all these weird ass pictures from, Drone Daddy?


Well InvaderJess, since you asked sweetly and nicely I'll tell you my secret. I usually do Google searches on "owned" or "pwn3d" pictures and then modify them. Or sometimes I'll do pic searches on political or animal themes and then combine them; other times, I'll do pic searches on old US television series from the 70s and 80s. There's really no magic to it other than that; I just combine the pictures with my cynicism and voila! If you'll email me at shale_d2010@yahoo.com I'll send you a great link to a picture database. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to step over here and have a word with a young punk...

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He's some kinda lame-ass God whose only power is to conjure odd images whenever it's convenient for him.


You insulted me when I didn't insult you, so I'd like to share a word or two with you... Thank you InkMonkey; you truly understand me. You must be a brilliant psychiatrist with powers of perception such as yours. Tell me, are you from the Freudian school of thought, where I do everything as a egoist expression of my longing to have sex with my mother, or are you from the Jungian or Gestalt camps, where something deeper lies beneath these vestiges of Id that I conjure before your almighty perceptiveness, and where acausal principles drive that which is seen from that which is not? Ah, I bow before your mighty intellect, you sm4rt@$$. By the way, I'm not only a lame-ass God on various forums, but I'm also an engineer with two degrees in physics and I dabble in real estate, so I don't really sweat it when pups like you insult me because at days' end, my bank account is sitting pretty and people like you invariably end up working for people like me. Oh by the way, I'm also psychic. I've compiled a photograph of what the fates tell me you'll live later in life. (you're the one on the far right by the way).

Cheers, dork.

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amen.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, Drone Daddy's puzzling rant is further proof that a sense of humor can be neither learned nor bought.
That was clearly a light-hearted jab, you ass. Save your vitriol for the family that obviously did a poor job raising you.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster,

Point taken; but my little rant was as light-hearted as I can get. Very Happy (how many people call someone a lame-ass God when they're "only joking?") Anyway, I only hope that InkMonkey has the sense of humor to receive as well as he gives. Honestly, If I wanted to inflict a mortal wound, I would have, but I instead I went the Lewis Black route and shared a bit of bitter cynicism with him.. (No hard feelings Monkey, seriously - you play nice and I will too) Smile As for my family raising me, well, I didn't have one, so no big deal. Honestly.

Cheers,
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being lameass by God stanards is a lot better than being lameass by Human standards.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 2:08 am    Post subject: Lameass Gods. Reply with quote

Personally, my favourite Lameass god is Schrikti Eight-shader.
He/she stalks the world (and the spaces between, I assume) shading in the gaps in the loops of the number 8. So it is all solid. So it looks like Zorro closed his eyes. Perhaps to sneeze.
Schrikti also abhorrs the fact that the top loop is smaller than the bottom, but is unable to change that particular inequality, as he/she is only one god. And a lameass one at that.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rrriiiiight... *puts right pinky to the right corner of his mouth*
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rrriiiiight... *puts right pinky to the right corner of his mouth*


Love it!!! Makes me feel so... eeeeevill. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All we need now is a fat pussy cat.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure Kermit could lend you one, mate.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah uhm, what the hell is that thing he's banging?
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

an innocent bunny snatched from the re-enacted scene of Alien.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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an innocent bunny snatched from the re-enacted scene of Alien.


Exactly! Finally somebody gets it. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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an innocent bunny snatched from the re-enacted scene of Alien.


Exactly! Finally somebody gets it. Very Happy

Cheers m8,


Yeah, that poor bunny's career just nose-dived after that film. No more good roles were forthcoming, due to typecasting. So all that was left was porno films.

Next week on "Behind the Music"....
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next week on "Behind the Music"....

"After I left the gang, I had to find a way to make money. So I selled my body."
Find out how Daphne went from solving mysterys to prostitution.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love it. But I bet you can't wait until we hear what happened when the bunny went to Kermit's house to borrow a stick of butter and a cup of blow.

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neutral

DD, you "compiled" nothing. I've seen that picture before. Can you say "taking credit for something that isn't mine," kids?
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that was a joke, I don't think DD was actually claiming creation of the picture. It is pretty well known. But I'll let him chime in.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In DD's defense, he claimed that he modifies pics in general, not that he modified that particular one. Also, his exact words were "I just combine the pictures with my cynicism..." which may be different from compiling pictures.
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