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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:07 pm    Post subject: I may be a bit narcissistic... Reply with quote

...but damn, I sure find myself interesting.

An update is long overdue!

My brother knows an alias of mine... and googled said alias, which led him to here. While I revel in my various perversions here, I'd prefer if certain aspects of my lifestyle weren't known to members of my immediate family.

So hopefully, everyone reading this will take the hint and not refer to me by that alias... or even mention said alias in this thread... because yes, I've only gone further in my quest toward utter depravity, and google is a powerful thing.

So, without further ado...

Someday, I'll be the greatest corrupter of the virtue of older women on earth. Can you guess what the numbers 42, 59, and 45 represent?

...yes, 59. A Jewish grandmother from California. She claimed I ended a thirteen year drought (five times in one day. Two new personal records!). It was lovely and deliciously taboo! Imagine me, a dedicated skeptic and heathen alternating between making love and arguing for empiricism with a Jewish granny!

Gentlemen and ladies, not only isn't your mother safe... you might suggest to your grandmother a chastity belt to ward off Cougar-hunting-Casanovas.

I've dabbled in strange seductions... a submissive/masochistic polyamorist lady led to me trying things that I will not likely try again, but I'm richer for the experience.

I would venture to say that I've come a long way from the frustrated young man who made his first appearance on this board in college!

In other news... I have been dabbling in the arcane arts of stock trading. A little here, a little there... and hopefully, in time, I may not have to work understimulating jobs to support my flights into the arms of quadigenarians and pentagenarians. Huzzah!

Here is my update. Greetings, friends!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome back! It's been far too long oh master of the MILFs. I'm glad to see you're still doing the older ladies. You are a blessing to 45 and up.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll recommend you to my mom if she's ever in need of a good... discussion... about... empiricalismmmmathingy...
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey man, keep providing that valuable community service to the mature ladies of the world.

Five times in one day? I wish I had half of your vim.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome back, and your posts have long been beyond narcissism. They're an insight in human vice at its finest.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

old You-Know-Who is back, and that's a reason to celebrate already!
and he's bringing two new personal records with him. oh glorious day!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but what are records for but to be broken? She'll be 60 in may, and who knows what will happen when I visit her for a week in March?

Short of another awkward discovery by an immediate family member, I shall take my place on my Throne of Depravity.

...and I can't help but think that all these wonderful liaisons will someday be great fuel for my writing!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps you should change your avatar -- should you really wish to avoid detection. Someone posted this pic on another forum that I frequent:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice to see ya again. Always good to see a old forum veteran return!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
Perhaps you should change your avatar -- should you really wish to avoid detection. Someone posted this pic on another forum that I frequent:


I wonder what that person's furniture looks like...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You Know Who wrote:
Can you guess what the numbers 42, 59, and 45 represent?

Are they the numbers you have to keep putting into the computer to prevent the island exploding? I'm not sure I remember you. But hey, whoever you are, welcome back.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't remember old karotshi fu-irey?


How could you forget?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are joking, right?
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