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Azrael
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Munan wins.
| Munan wrote: | Last saturday, I went somewhere I should not have gone, but there was pressure on me to go there - so I went. And of course, the place got to me.
When I left, I was not alone anymore, which seemed to be fine, but lead to a brutish confrontation in some dark alley. It stirred a profound hate in me for a certain bastard and I ended up chasing him around town. I tell you, one of these days, I am going to use my sniper skills to hunt him down and put him out of his misery.
Anyway, it all got me into trouble with the representants of the law, and some quick thinking was necessary to wrap it up. Unfortunately, our equipment was damaged, but this turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
Spoiler: Last saturday, I went out for one quick drink with my housemate. We were going to meet my colleague, who was out in the town with her friends. My colleague called me and told me to come to this slightly seedy place were you know there's only singles only looking for one thing. The quick drink turned into more than several whiskeys and at the end of the night I found myself kissing a pretty girl. We went out, planning to each go our own way, but while we were bicycling down the street, out of a side alley some idiot in a hurry drove his bike strait into us, completely destroying the girl's front weel. We hailed a police car, but the officer's told us that since we were drunk, we should'nt be driving a bike anyway - they could actually fine us. While we were talking to the police, the guy escaped and I started chasing him, but lost hin in the end.
In the meantime, the police were taking the alcohol promillage of the girl, but then decided to let us go. Since her bike was damaged, I offered to bring her home and ended up between sheets with her. |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:11 am Post subject: |
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But Munan said I won... *pouts*
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Sal
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:06 am Post subject: |
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what does he know? he's a mod.
he sits locked in his ivory tower of mods, knowing nothing bout the real deal down here. he's surrounded by a clique of servile fools who keep telling him everything is perfect in the forum kingdom and all his people praise their mod.
well, it isn't! and they don't!
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Satan Crime Wash
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | what does he know? he's a mod.
he sits locked in his ivory tower of mods, knowing nothing bout the real deal down here. he's surrounded by a clique of servile fools who keep telling him everything is perfect in the forum kingdom and all his people praise their mod.
well, it isn't! and they don't! |
Quality.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:29 am Post subject: |
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Imagine a mod showing feelings... showing feelings of an almost human nature... that will not do.
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Azrael
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:41 am Post subject: |
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| Arm Romeo wrote: | | But Munan said I won... *pouts* |
Perhaps you should make an attempt to commit a bold action that would dignify yourself and end Munan's spree before it even starts.
Spoiler: | Try again next contest. |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:59 am Post subject: |
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I try to avoid stuff to dignify myself. I'd rather degrade myself.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:30 am Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | what does he know? he's a mod.
he sits locked in his ivory tower of mods, knowing nothing bout the real deal down here. he's surrounded by a clique of servile fools who keep telling him everything is perfect in the forum kingdom and all his people praise their mod.
well, it isn't! and they don't! |
Actually, I wish there were people here, no matter what they would tell me. But it is lonelier up here than you even seem to realise.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Ever tried a Russian mail order bride?
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