Fight at the football game. Amazing!

[MrCeleron]

Since I am lazy and already typed what happened into irc I am just going to copy and paste it so no by reading it you agree to not bitch about bad grammar and syntax.

[Mordekainen] so i went to the football game today
[Mordekainen] and some guys the row in front of us and a few seats over got in a fight
[Mordekainen] i hear it
[Mordekainen] and since there is a play going on nobody is watching the stands
[Mordekainen] so i look over
[Mordekainen] and a san fransisco (home team) guy has a minnesota guy by the shirt collar and is bending him over the back of his chair
[Mordekainen] screaming in his face
[Mordekainen] so people start noticing and coming over
[Mordekainen] the guy behind the fighting guys (also a san fransisco fan) grabs the other SF guy and tries to pull him off
[Mordekainen] but can't
[Mordekainen] so he grabs him by the hair
[Mordekainen] and a huge chunk of his hair comes out
[Mordekainen] like an entire fistful
[Mordekainen] and the guy had like shoulder length hair
[Mordekainen] and it was right from the top of his head
[Mordekainen] so he lets go of the minnesota guy
[Mordekainen] and everyone thinks the fight is over
[Mordekainen] but then
[Mordekainen] the guy that broke up the fight slugs the minnesota guy in the face
[Mordekainen] so that guys nose starts bleeding
[Mordekainen] but he is too drunk to notice
[Mordekainen] and he starts swearing at both of them
[Mordekainen] and starts to go for the guy that punched him in the face
[Mordekainen] so a few other people get inbetween the 2 of them
[Mordekainen] and start telling the minnesota guy to let it go
[Mordekainen] because the guy that punched him in the face has is like 3 year old daughter next to him
[Mordekainen] so the cops finally show up
[Mordekainen] and get everyone to go sit down in their seats
[Mordekainen] and while they are asking the minnesota guy what is going on the guy that punched him in the face with the kid gathers up his family and leaves
[Mordekainen] and the guy with the hiar pulled out is pretending like nothing happened
[Mordekainen] and the minnesota guy is freaking out that the cops aren't doing anything about the other guys
[Mordekainen] so the cops take him away
[Mordekainen] never even talk to the hair guy or look for the family guy
[Mordekainen] since they are SF fans i guess
[Mordekainen] so everyone in the section is trying to figure out what started it
[Mordekainen] (we never did figure it out)
[Mordekainen] and the minnesota guy's buddies, 2 of them, get back
[Mordekainen] and are like "wtf?"
[jhoo] why did the guy who broke up the fight punch the guy?
[Mordekainen] i don't know why that guy punched the guy in the face
[Mordekainen] nobody saw it coming
[Mordekainen] my dad is on blood thinners so he couldn't help break it up
[Mordekainen] and i was enjoying it
[Mordekainen] so i just watched


I must admit it was the only interesting thing the entire first half of the game.
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[Aramor]

You didn't even take pictures or made a video? You suck
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[MrCeleron]

Damn, I should have pulled out my phone. I hadn't even though about it. It all happened pretty fast though.
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