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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hell, you must of got out of bed on the wrong side uh?.....


Well, no... I can actually only get out of bed on one side...

i know! try moving your bed away from the wall!
don't mention it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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good stuff mate,, sorted then.. Wink

I dont get into heated discussions at all,, its not my style. Confused


Yeah... well... there used to be heated discussions on this forum... but now since we only got like 10/15 active members...

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i know! try moving your bed away from the wall!
don't mention it.


But then it would be in front of my door... I don't really have a big bedroom...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well do you NEED to use that door anyway? you got your computer which means access to all the girl-on-girl porn in the world, you got your secret stashes of condoms and cigarettes, you got everything you need right there with you.
leaving your room's so overrated.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, actually the computer is not in my bedroom. My secret stash of condoms and cigarettes consists of respectively 2 and zero.

Plus, lesbo porn, condoms and cigarettes isn't everything I need. You forgot beer, pizza, more beer, pancakes, a six-pack of beer, a good book, a couple of more beers, some pizza and some beers to go with the pizza.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sal wrote:
you got your computer which means access to all the girl-on-girl porn in the world, you got your secret stashes of condoms and cigarettes, you got everything you need right there with you.
leaving your room's so overrated.
What do you do with condoms if you forget the essential, a woman. Hmmm... maybe Aramoreo has pets... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he's Arm Romeo for a reason, you know.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Twisty: make balloons?

@Sal: damn right!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait. Making some hot time with your pet makes you cool, now?

Uh.

What the fuck?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy shit! That would mean you're the coolest person on the planet!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless you count your hand as your 'pet'...... that would make you... The coolest person in the universe!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The coolest person in the multiverse even...
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possible job ad; Petting Zoo seeks for a handy man. Perfect job for you, Oh! Arm Romeo. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we are reaching a new low around here Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can go lower! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you mean you can go down?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe. It depends on how you prefer it. Down, up, upsidedown... with your sister... with your momma's sister. With your momma's sisters brothers son in zoo? In a petting zoo?

Okey, What was it again we were talking about?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

veganism.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How cool would it be to knock out a veganist and then put him/her in a leather gimpsuit Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...

Where did this thread come from?

In your endo.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arm Romeo wrote:
How cool would it be to knock out a veganist and then put him/her in a leather gimpsuit


As cool as An amish on a rollercoaster.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait... does that mean my idea is übercool or überlame?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Übercool. Imagine the ultimate horror in their eyes. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the way you think... can I do a thorough inspection of your head someday? Starting with your mouth, I'll see where I end up Wink
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