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Alternate Spideygal
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Which is equal to douche-bag.
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Fun fact: I wanted to just say "masturbate!", because I have a thing for pointless rhyming.
Kinda like how most cancer patients have a 'thing' for smoking.
also i'm pretty sure douchebag isn't hyphenated maybe
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So you have a thing for the word "masturbate?"
I think it can go both ways. I've always put a hyphen with that word and never got complaints.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Kinda like how most cancer patients have a 'thing' for smoking. |
Hey, if some doctor told me I've got 5 years to life if I quit smoking right now and 2 years if I keep smoking the way I do... I'd keep smoking... fuck, I'm gonna ask them to put a whole box of cigarettes in my coffin when they're gonna cremate me!
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A survey's just been published in Britain that shows that 6 out of 10 clinically obese people would rather die than excercise or change their diet. Scary.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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did they actually say "i choose to die" or was it more of a tricky question?
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I think it was more an implied death from being unhealthy, rather than an instant 'if you don't put the burger down and get on that treadmill right now I'm gonna shoot you in the head' kind of death.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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right. the odds would be different.
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Although the former would be a good way to solve the current global obesity crisis. As well as making the gym a much more interesting place for the rest of us.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: |
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absolutely. even i would consider going to one.
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I go away for the weekend and this is what I find?
This totally made my day. I don't think there's been a thread the last few months that made me laugh so much as this one.
I can see where Digitaaliklosetti is coming from. I think it would be downright hilarious to make the guy moderator or even admin.
But my last "hilarious" schemes involved us all becoming Bloo and that horrible "Fag, you're it" thread. So let's not go there.
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| Don't be to hard on yourself -- your schemes were much more fun that the normal banter/complaining that dominates many threads. |
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Ah well, the fart seemed to have passed...
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Nah. He's terrorizing the other threads.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Oh. Wow. I almost forgot about that. Thanks, Munan. Although it was fun... it was kind of annoying too...
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | This kid is some kind of performance artist, no real person could be this imbecilic. |
*Vroom, sckssss, reee-!*
Welcome to Sweet Calamity, please proceed through custo-
"Anything to declare sir?"
Yeah. Don't go to Canada.
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| Wowza I'm Spidey-babe wrote: | | I hate bad grammar so fucking much. |
I don't mean to be offensive when I say this, but please stop typing "I seen."
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| Blue Elite wrote: | | Although it was... it was kind of annoying too... |
No, really?
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| Wowza I'm Spidey-babe wrote: | | Nah. He's terrorizing the other threads. |
Really? Then he is doing it quite sneaky, because I haven't seen a post made by him in the past two days.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:44 am Post subject: |
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he's a sneaky fart.
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One of them quiet farts ey? The kind that you "release" when you're in public and then you quickly move away but still keep watching the other people to see their reaction?
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| Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | | Blue Elite wrote: | | Although it was funny... it was kind of annoying too... |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:45 am Post subject: |
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Really really?
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| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:51 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, really really...
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