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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i do, i really do...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
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You find me a good replacement for a woman?
Okay, who knows where Amanda is?

HDS's asshole?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually the only real good real-life fights I've ever seen were acted ones... so...

ACT OUT A FIGHT

You don't have to punch eachother, just pretend and I'll make the sound effects. It's almost as fun as creating your own glitches in FPS games.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

helmet boy wrote:
As great as a woman would be, anyone will fullfil the opening.


As long as you can fill the opening right?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop encouraging him.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why? Afraid you gonna wake up with a sore butt someday? Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't you?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not afraid of that. Because I'm not gonna let it happen.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm not afraid of that. Because I'm not gonna let it happen.


That's what they ALL say.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Cept for gay guys ofcourse...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you are...?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An open-minded heterosexual?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...or an "open" target for helmet boy.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet you'd like to get me in your crosshairs Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to get some head, if ya know what I mean.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I know... I'd like to get a good blowjob as well right now.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your hands might get jealous, yo.

I know, that one's already been used way too many times.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah well, it kinda feels nice to have so much of me be famous here...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramoreo wrote:
Yeah, I know... I'd like to get a good blowjob as well right now.


That can be arranged.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure it can.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, what the hell. If you're going to do that, don't do it here, do it in a hotel room with you falling out of your window.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can you fall out your window while giving a blowjob? The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling...

Well, actually not... but that's besides the point.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the sheer mechanics are not mind-boggling but cock-sucking.

and did Rommel just offer to suck Aramor off? what's happening to this place? it used to be all in the closet.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Dunn kicked in the door of the closet, then got out, burned it, rebuild it from its ashes, burned it again, threw the ashes in an urn, hopped in a plane, threw the urn out the window and then shot it down with a Hellfire missile somewhere over the Atlantic so the ashes will drown.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow so everyone here is gay? I guess there's no need for the "Fag your it!" game anymore.
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