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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you want to join?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But I'm a girl...and I'm the only girl here who posts regularly.

So who am I going to be gay for? And it's not like I can just be lewd and ask some random female member, "Hey do you want me to eat your box?"

Not happening.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm, yes; it would seem that most of the female forum members have been pretty flaky lately.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they oughta try washing...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hm, yes; it would seem that most of the female forum members have been pretty flaky lately.

Ipsa's been a little busy. And she washes her hair on a regular basis. Maybe that's why she's busy.

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But I'm a girl...and I'm the only girl here who posts regularly.

So who am I going to be gay for? And it's not like I can just be lewd and ask some random female member, "Hey do you want me to eat your box?"

Not happening.

I'm really torn between saying, "No, you can't have my box! Not yours!" and "That'd be hot."
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know which one I would choose.

But I got slapped last time I expressed my opinion on such matters, so I will hold my peace.

Also, Ipsa, talking about oneself in third person is said to be one of the first signs of madness.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now Aramor wonders what the other signs are...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn considers this, and posits that it's looking for hairs on your palms.

Hehe, Aurelyn thinks we should have 'Third Person Week'.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Also, Ipsa, talking about oneself in third person is said to be one of the first signs of madness.


dandruff's another, casually adds Sal.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, so if Aramor gets this straight talking in third person, looking for hairs on your palms and dandruff are some of the first signs of madness.

Aramor still wanders if there are more signs.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor has made an ortographic mistake, as Sal is sure Aramor meant "wonder" not "wander".
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Also, Ipsa, talking about oneself in third person is said to be one of the first signs of madness.

Y'know, Munan, it's only really a problem when she talks to herself and responds or gets into an argument.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael belives that there's nothing wrong with adding a bit more flare in our speech by referring to ourselves in third-person.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw is thoroughly in favour of third-person. It allows him to look round corners without exposing himself to danger.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael agrees.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spidey laughed out loud at the third person antics.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Helmet boy edges closer to aramor.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
Aramor has made an ortographic mistake, as Sal is sure Aramor meant "wonder" not "wander".


Aramor agrees with Sal, but feels compelled to add that he was quite drunk when he typed that message and is therefore not ashamed for posting it, even though being drunk is not an excuse for making spelling mistakes.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spidey thinks that being drunk is a great excuse for any typos being made.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal notices that the tone of conversation has gotten exceptionally polite and formal ever since the introduction of 3rd person week.
Sal doesn't know what to think of it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn welcomes the lack of crudity - he appreciates this thread as the oasis of calm it has become. He also realises that it is only a matter of time before it spills over into the rest of the forum.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor says you can all go fuck yourselves since he does not feel the need to be polite!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lonely_Guy also appreciates looking around corners without exposing myself to enemy fire.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael believes this will sadly not last very long.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spidey nods sadly agreeing with her darling e-husband.
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