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| Just think about this: there was only one female Smurf, and like, 100 male Smurfs. You do the math. |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:41 am Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Baby-smurfs don't exist. There is a fixed amount of smurfs. They do not reproduce. There existance is futile. Resistance is futile. Your ass will be humiliated. |
What about Baby Smurf then?
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His life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. He is the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control.
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sorry for all pred fans but the pred got to defeat the batman in da 1st comic but the tables were turned in the 2nd 3rd and 4th episodes
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| Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | His life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. He is the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. |
Ergo... ergo... ergo... ergo...
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Ergo, Aliens do not come out of eggs... ?
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| Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Aliens can come out of eggs.
Xenomorphs don't come out of eggs.
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| amyltrer wrote: | | l33td00d wrote: | | amyltrer wrote: | alien vs predator vs terminator  it means predator vs terminator only, because in this situation aliens are out of game. sorry for the alien fans , but the xenos have no chance unless the facehuggers can implant the Terminators. 
and if this would be possible, what sort of drones would result from a Terminator host? (some ones made from metal????  )
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it must be like a "terminator alien" just like there is a dog alien and the alien king |
there are NO such things like a dog alien or a king alien!!!!!!!!!! |
THERE IS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!#!@?#!@?#@!#1@?3?!!!! !ONE !!!!! |
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| Blaster wrote: | | Just think about this: there was only one female Smurf, and like, 100 male Smurfs. You do the math. |
maybe smurfette is like the smurf queen and the rest are dog aliens and papa smurf is like the alien king |
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No way, Smurfette and Poppa Smurf have hair, they're totally mammals!
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| Holly wrote: | | No way, Smurfette and Poppa Smurf have hair, they're totally mammals! |
oh
so much for that
maybe the smurfs just have raucous gang bangs with smurfette on a daily basis involving anal fisting, scat swapping, etc. |
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I think you're right. Obviously they couldn't show any of that on the cartoon, but it's obvious they're depraved sexually, and probably even invite Gargamel over to their orgies as well.
*snerk* Did you ever see that thing on SNL where they did a spoof of The Anna Nicole Show with Smurfette as Anna Nicole? She was acting all slutty and gave Gargamel a heart attack, then she took his castle.
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| Holly wrote: | I think you're right. Obviously they couldn't show any of that on the cartoon, but it's obvious they're depraved sexually, and probably even invite Gargamel over to their orgies as well.
*snerk* Did you ever see that thing on SNL where they did a spoof of The Anna Nicole Show with Smurfette as Anna Nicole? She was acting all slutty and gave Gargamel a heart attack, then she took his castle. |
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Finally people are taking my comment in the right direction.  |
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I think the Smurfs are all gay. Smurfette is probably a lesbian. And since the only other she-smurf is a 6 year old, smurfette is a pedophilic lesbian. And also caus she's the only one able to have kids, the 6 year old is her daughter. So smurfette has a pedophilic incestious lesbian relationship. And the 100 smurfs are all gay.
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I know of another thing: Alien vs Superman. Its a comic i read. Actually its pretty bad... apperently part of Krypton survived and blasted itself into space (dont ask). It gets hit by frozen alien queen, they unfreeze it to try and eat it (WTF???) and then they all die cept this 1 girl with a flamethrower (ooooo....) Then superman comes and he gets an egg in him but he gets rid of it by spitting it out (????)
O and 1 more thing, theres a robocop vs terminator. Just think: MEGA BATTLE! Aliens vs Predators vs Batman vs Superman vs Terminator vs Robocop vs EVERY OTHER THING U CAN THINK OF THT ISNT HUMAN!!!! 
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Batman is human. He's actually one of the few superhero's that doesn't have real superpowers. And technically Robocop is human too... he's more human than any of the others you listed ('cept Batboy 'course)
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Robocop would get owned so bad by the T-800.
Robocop would be ripped to shreds by the T-850
T-1000 would slice and dice Robocop.
T-X... you'd be the biggest fucking dumbass in the universe to bet on Robocop. |
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T-300 would even blast Robofuck to pieces.
H-K's can even kill the shit out of Robocock...
Sarah Connor wouldn't even have any trouble at all disassembling Robodork... blind-folded... with two fingers in her nose....
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:19 am Post subject: |
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alien vs. superman? hmmm, no way!
i'd say FACEHUGGERS + SUPERMAN(S) = SUPERALIENS
WOW! an alien that can fly and move with the speed of light would be a realy hard prey for predators  [/u] |
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I think that the instance a Huggie jumps towards SM he would use his laser eyes to burn it... or sumtin... GO SPIDERMAN!!!
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| facehuggers are very fast! superman would have no time to fend away |
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Well, according to the description of the comic, at least one got 'im.
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Inkmonkey is right. 1 did get him. And yes, he would blast the hell out of it with his lasers, but cos he's away from the Sun he starts losin his powers. Plus he's unconcious when the lay it in him.
Another interesting thing is that he and this girl both get eggs in 'em BUT the other aliens won't attack SM cause he has a queen in him. YES, A QUEEN! IMAGINE THT! SUPER-BIG-LASER-SHOOTING-FLYING-20FT-TALL QUEEN ALIEN RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Il ike smurffs, and i like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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